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    Gera777

    [1]Nov 18, 2011
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    Daryl showed great survival skills in the Chupacabra episode. Once again.


    Nothing can kill Daryl. He is bullet-proof, arrow-proof and zombie-proof.


    He is like Chuck Norris of the post-apocalyptic world! I believe we should write a few "facts" about him(like here http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/).


    1. Everyday when Daryl goes to sleep he makes his shoes tasty. Just because he wants zombie to have the last meal before the death.


    2. Daryl evade from the bullet. Only because he didn't want bullet to ricochet back to Andrea.


    3. Daryl didn't kill all zombies in Atlanta only because he would be bored by taking arrows out of their skulls.


    4. Daryl could find Sophie three times. But then he would not do anything next day.


    5. Daryl's arrows are self-guided, self-cleaning and can fly through the walls, time and space. But he don't want to use their abilities because then there will be no interest to kill zombies.


    6. Daryl was able to end zombie apocalypse. Twice...

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    Raccoon1459

    [2]Nov 18, 2011
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    Daryl kind of reminds me of T-1000 from Terminator 2. He can't be stopped!
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    Ploop

    [3]Nov 18, 2011
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    Gera777 wrote:

    Daryl showed great survival skills in the Chupacabra episode. Once again.


    Nothing can kill Daryl. He is bullet-proof, arrow-proof and zombie-proof.


    He is like Chuck Norris of the post-apocalyptic world! I believe we should write a few "facts" about him(like here http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/).


    1. Everyday when Daryl goes to sleep he makes his shoes tasty. Just because he wants zombie to have the last meal before the death.


    2. Daryl evade from the bullet. Only because he didn't want bullet to ricochet back to Andrea.


    3. Daryl didn't kill all zombies in Atlanta only because he would be bored by taking arrows out of their skulls.


    4. Daryl could find Sophie three times. But then he would not do anything next day.


    5. Daryl's arrows are self-guided, self-cleaning and can fly through the walls, time and space. But he don't want to use their abilities because then there will be no interest to kill zombies.


    6. Daryl was able to end zombie apocalypse. Twice...



    Buahahahaha!!! I had a 'everything-what-can-go-wrong-GOES-wrong' day but this seriously cheered me up a little!
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    ionee24

    [4]Nov 18, 2011
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    I think Daryl is awesome, plain and simple.
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    Gera777

    [5]Nov 18, 2011
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    7. Rambo 2 was based on the Daryl's Vietnam vacation with a crossbow. Stallone still owe him a beer for not mentioning that a movie based on true story.

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    Tayke

    [6]Nov 18, 2011
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    8. Daryl died in that creek. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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    Gera777

    [7]Nov 19, 2011
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    9. Horse dropped Daryl only he asked about it. He wanted to take a little nap and he always goes to sleep very dramatic.

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    jimman1

    [8]Nov 23, 2011
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    The arrow Daryl uses is made from a bone in his leg!


    Andrea should`nt have given Daryl that book. Daryl does`nt read books, he stares them down until they give him the info he needs!


    Daryl made the doll that Sophia dropped....out of a real bear he squeezed in hands until it shrunk to kid size!

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    Gera777

    [9]Nov 23, 2011
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    Daryl took a day off. So everyone else could find zombie and kill one. Every other day Daryl kills all zombies in the area.

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    Gera777

    [10]Nov 23, 2011
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    Daryl is able to eat zombie without been infected. And then dump it in form of the walking undead shit.

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    jimman1

    [11]Nov 24, 2011
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    Daryl started the Zombie apocalyps because he literally wanted to take on the world.

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    OdumC

    [12]Nov 24, 2011
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    the only reason T-Dawg is still alive is because at one point Daryl brushed up against him.
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    Ploop

    [13]Nov 26, 2011
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    10. Daryl is the REAL reason why this 'apocalypse' of walkers happened. On day Daryl got the siffles this created a mutation in the influenza virus resulting in a world wide pandemic and the deaths of millions of people...
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    Gera777

    [14]Nov 26, 2011
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    Ploop wrote:
    10. Daryl is the REAL reason why this 'apocalypse' of walkers happened. On day Daryl got the siffles this created a mutation in the influenza virus resulting in a world wide pandemic and the deaths of millions of people...


    Daryl can't have sniffles. He's immune to all known and unknown diseases, AIDS, cancer, aging and all types of zombie virus.


    Actually zombie apocalypse started because he sneezed(because of dust) and forgot to burn the place down. Last time when he forgot to do this led to dinosaurs extinction.

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    Tayke

    [15]Nov 26, 2011
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    OdumC wrote:
    the only reason T-Dawg is still alive is because at one point Daryl brushed up against him.


    Lol, that one is actually sort of true...
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    Ploop

    [16]Nov 27, 2011
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    Gera777 wrote:

    Ploop wrote:
    10. Daryl is the REAL reason why this 'apocalypse' of walkers happened. On day Daryl got the siffles this created a mutation in the influenza virus resulting in a world wide pandemic and the deaths of millions of people...


    Daryl can't have sniffles. He's immune to all known and unknown diseases, AIDS, cancer, aging and all types of zombie virus.


    Actually zombie apocalypse started because he sneezed(because of dust) and forgot to burn the place down. Last time when he forgot to do this led to dinosaurs extinction.



    lol...But the dino extinction was caused a long looooong time ago by pee-wee Daryl hitting his first homerun...everyone knows that! Know your history man!
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    Gera777

    [17]Nov 27, 2011
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    Ploop wrote:
    Gera777 wrote:


    Ploop wrote:
    10. Daryl is the REAL reason why this 'apocalypse' of walkers happened. On day Daryl got the siffles this created a mutation in the influenza virus resulting in a world wide pandemic and the deaths of millions of people...


    Daryl can't have sniffles. He's immune to all known and unknown diseases, AIDS, cancer, aging and all types of zombie virus.


    Actually zombie apocalypse started because he sneezed(because of dust) and forgot to burn the place down. Last time when he forgot to do this led to dinosaurs extinction.


    lol...But the dino extinction was caused a long looooong time ago by pee-wee Daryl hitting his first homerun...everyone knows that! Know your history man!


    If Daryl forget history we are doomed to repeat it!

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    Gera777

    [18]Nov 28, 2011
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    Gera777 wrote:


    4. Daryl could find Sophie three times. But then he would not do anything next day.



    I was right about second part


    Daryl(s02e07): "Cause I think she's still out there. Truth is, what else I got to do?"

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    mwgfgrey

    [19]Nov 28, 2011
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    I remembered Daryl's one quote from Season 1 when he said "Nothing can kill Merle but Merle." I think now we can say "Nothing can kill Dary; but Daryl"

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    Gera777

    [20]Nov 29, 2011
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    Nothing could kill Daryl, even Daryl himself. Only creature that could do this is Chuck Norris zombie, but Chuck Norris can't be killed and turned to a zombie too

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