The War at Home

Season 2 Episode 6

Be Careful What You Ask For

Aired Sunday 7:30 PM Nov 12, 2006 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Dave: Anyways. That client you just met, Bob. He thinks you're cute, and he wants to know if you are free Friday night.
      (Larry gives weird look)

    • Larry: (about Tiffany) You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. You should judge it by its smokin' hot body!

    • Dave: So, uh, was she hot?
      Joe: No, you've met my wife.

    • Tiffany: Look, we don't have to do this. Life sucks enough without my father having make me go out with a nerd.
      Larry: Nerd? Whoa, Nellie, I'm no nerd. Oh, I get it. You think this is the real me. Well, it's not. If it were up to me, I'd look like a walking corpse, too.

    • Dave: So... Tiffany's, uh, quite the young lady.
      Bob: Oh, please. She's a nightmare. I want to drop her off in a field, then move, then kill myself to make sure she doesn't find me.

    • Dave: (to Tiffany) So, uh, while you're waiting, can I get you anything? A soda? Some pretzels?
      (cut scene)
      Dave: An exorcist?

    • Vicky: (about Larry) I can't believe you're pimping out your son.
      Dave: I can't believe I found a customer.

    • Dave: 1850 is a great SAT score for anybody, let alone Hillary, who we all know is knitting with one needle.
      Vicky: You're out of your mind.
      Dave: Yeah, I might be out of my mind, but I had a feeling she did something. I don't know what it is, but she did something.
      Vicky: What is wrong with you? Something good has happened and you can't enjoy it. You have to piss all over it. Come on, can't you just let it go and be happy?
      Dave: Have you just met me? I don't let it go, I don't have a stamp collection, I don't whittle, I don't own a ham radio. Pissing on things is my hobby.

    • Dave: Don't you study?
      Mike: (playing a video game) I'm at an all-time new high score.
      Dave: No, you're not.
      Mike: Yes, I am.
      Dave: No. (unplugs video game) You're not.

    • Dave: So... what'd you tell them?
      Vicky: I told them I'd let them know.
      Dave: Well, what's to let them know?
      Vicky: Welll, I didn't know what else to say, I mean, but obviously, we're not going.
      Dave: Good, good, 'cause I don't want to go either. Unless you wanted to go.
      Vicky: No, no, I don't want to go. Why, do you want to go?
      Dave: No, no, I would never let another man touch you.
      Vicky: Yeah, and I would never let another woman touch you.
      Dave: Yeah, and I would never let another woman touch you. Well, that's not true.

    • Vicky: You're never gonna believe this. I ran into Tina and Mitch Lieberman at the grocery store. (whispers) And they invited us over... for dinner.
      Dave: Really? (whispers) Who cares?

    • Dave: Go ahead. Open it.
      Hillary: I'm scared.
      Dave: Oh, come on, it's just the SATs. I mean, whenever you take a test, I'm happy as long as it doesn't turn out pink or blue.

    • Tiffany: I was thinking we should have sex and then kill ourselves.
      Larry: Kill ourselves? Wait... Have se... Wait, kill ourselves?!

    • Bob: This is my daughter, Tiffany!
      (very goth girl walks in through doorway; cutaway to Dave, Vicky, & Larry in white screen)
      All: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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