The War at Home

Season 1 Episode 7


Aired Sunday 7:30 PM Nov 20, 2005 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Dave: Mike, your dinner's ready.
      Mike: (Reads box) No.
      Dave: What do you mean, no?
      Mike: No. See, that's not going to work for me. There's rennet in the cheese.
      Dave: What the hell is rennet?
      Mike: It's an enzyme made from cows' intestines.
      Dave: What the hell do you care? The cow's already dead. How do you know he's not an organ donor?
      Mike: Dad, I'm sorry, I can't eat it.
      Dave: Aw, come on. Do you know how long it took me to make this?
      Mike: Uh... (Reads box) ... four minutes.