The War at Home

Season 1 Episode 13

Three's Company

Aired Sunday 7:30 PM Feb 26, 2006 on FOX
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Three's Company
Jodi, one of Vicky’s college friends visits to reveal that she is now sober. But now Dave is afraid that Jodi will tell Vicky that they (Dave and Jodi) had sex in college.

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

      • It is odd that Dave is upset by the fact that Vicky and Jodi once slept together. Vicky even makes a reference to Dave liking lesbian porn, as evidenced by his video collection.

    • QUOTES (16)

      • Vicky: You know what I wish?
        Dave: That I have boobies?

      • Dave: You can't tell her. Please, just do me this one thing and I'll never ask you for anything again, okay? Please, Jodi, I'm begging you.
        Jodi: Oh, my God, flashback. I do remember having sex with you. Okay, fine. I won't say anything.
        Dave: Thank you. Thank you so much, Jodi. Thanks. Thanks for doing this for me.
        Jodi: Whoa, it's all coming back to me now.

      • Larry: Don't worry. As soon as Jodi gets naked, you'll get your turn at the telescope.
        Kenny: (nervously) I better.

      • Dave: So I'm just curious. Did Jodi or did you, or did you both... ? I mean, how exactly did that work?
        Vicky: Gee, Dave, you'd think with your video collection, you'd know the answer to that question.

      • (cut scene)
        Dave: (about Jodi) She seduced Vicky? Yes! I'm totally in the clear. Wait a minute. She seduced Vicky?

      • Jodi: Anyway, Vicky, there's something I'd like to say to you that I really should have said a long time ago. Dave forced himself on me in college. I didn't want to do it, but he made me!
        Vicky: What?! Dave, you animal! Get out of this house! You will never see your children or your money again!
        Dave: No...
        Vicky: Get out!
        Dave: No!
        Vicky: Yes! Get out! (pulls out a gun)

      • Vicky: Tell your father what you got on that math test.
        Hillary: Oh. Uh... an eleven.
        Dave: Please tell me it was out of ten and there was an extra credit question.
        Hillary: There was, but I got it wrong. I also got 88 other things wrong.
        Vicky: 89.
        (cut scene)
        Dave: Ah. I thought my marriage was over. Turns out my daughter's just flunking out of school. It's a good day!

      • Dave: Anyway, it was just this one time. But we had the wildest sex ever.
        Joe: Yeah?
        Dave: She said I did things to her that no one else had ever done. Which is saying a lot because everyone else in the dorm had already done her.

      • Dave: I'm screwed, Joe. Totally screwed.
        Joe: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you did it with your wife's best friend.
        Dave: She wasn't my wife yet. We were just dating. You know, Vicky was doing the whole "I'm going to make him wait so he wants me even more" thing.
        Joe: Yeah, my wife still does that to me. So, where was Vicky when all this was going on?
        Dave: She was behind me, rubbing my shoulders going "that-a-boy."
        Joe: For real?
        Dave: What are you, an idiot?

      • Vicky: (about Jodi) What do you think she wants to make amends to me for?
        (cut scene)
        Dave: Ah, well, uh, maybe because in college she slept with me behind your back and I, um... never told you about it.
        (cut scene ends)
        Dave: How the hell would I know?

      • Vicky: But first things first. (offers Jodi a glass of wine)
        Jodi: No, thanks.
        Vicky: Yeah, right.
        Jodi: No, really.
        Vicky: What, you get drunk on the plane?
        Jodi: Uh, no. Actually, I'm sober.
        Vicky: Yeah, me, too. That's why I thought we'd have some wine.
        Jodi: I'm in AA.
        (Dave starts laughing)
        Jodi: I'm serious.
        Dave: Yes, I can tell... by the fact that you're not laughing and you're looking at me like I'm a horrible person.

      • Mike: Mom, it's not fair. Why do I have to give up my room for your stupid friend?
        Dave: Hey, hey, for your information, that room was supposed to be our guest room. You're lucky we even let you use it.

      • Dave: And from the way things are going, it doesn't look like there's ever going to be a college experience, either.
        Hillary: If I actually decide I want to go.
        Vicky: What? Oh, you're going to college. I don't care if it's a clown college, you're going.

      • Vicky: (about Hillary) It's a warning notice from history class. Guess who's in danger of failing again?
        Dave: Ah! History really does repeat itself.

      • Dave: Great, great. For the next two days, you guys are going to be chit-chatting about the good old days, downing bottle after bottle of wine.
        Vicky: Oh, how cute. You're afraid you're gonna be left out.
        Dave: No, I'm afraid I'm gonna be included.

      • Vicky: Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? I'm cleaning up. Jodi's gonna be here any second. I don't want her to think we live like animals.
        Dave: Yeah, God forbid your slutty, drunkie friend looks down on us.

    • NOTES (3)

      • If the nearest Ramada Inns are on either Route 110 or the Long Island Expressway, then that means that the Golds probably live in the Farmingdale area of Long Island, specifically in the area of Farmingdale that's in Nassau County.

      • This episode originally aired out of production order.

      • We learn that Dave once slept with Vicky's best friend in college, Jodi, and Vicky has apparently already known about it for a long time.

    • ALLUSIONS (1)