Tish is upset because everyone else has a crush except her, so she decides the others should survey people around the town and decide who she should have a crush on.
Tish: I would recite An ode to my rotten friends to you, but it has some words in it I can't say on TV.
Edit
Carver: I hope Coach Coleson doesn't answer the door in his robe again.
Tino: Tell me about it. I've narrowed "Teachers in robes" to number three of stuff that gives me nightmares. Right next to snakes and reality televison.
Edit
Tish: Remember when I forced myself to like broccoli?
Tino: You don't like it. You just forced yourself to eat it.
Edit
The episode title "Crushin' Roulette" is a reference to Russian Roulette, though more than likely in the definition of "An Act of Reckless Bravado."
Edit