Lor: Where's my laundry, laundry lady?
Lucille: I told you to watch your load, little missy! You see that sign? (points to a sign reading "Charity begins at the laundromat") At the end of the day all unattended loads are donated to Helpers Helping the Helpless. We take from the irresponsible and give to the poor.
Lor: Who are, like the Robin Hood of the Laundromat?
Lucille: Call me Lucille (smiles disgustingly)