Tino: I mean, I could understand if I had a mustache. I wouldn't like me then, either.
Tino's Mom: You're obsessing.
Tino: But, usually, everybody like me. I just don't get it.
Tino's Mom: (folding laundry) Help me with this, okay?
Tino: C'mon, aren't you gonna do the "mom thing?"
Tino's Mom: Alright, do you want "wise and kind" mom or "life is hard" mom?
Tino: Can I get a combo? "Hard but kind?"