Penny (to Carver): I'm glad to have you on my side Carver. Thanks.
Carver: Man, now I can't possibly go through with this.
Tino: Well that's a relief 'cause...
Carver: I'll never get away with it now that she's seen me with the dress. I'll have to think of something else. Do you know where I can rent a bazooka that fires stink bombs?
Tino: You must excuse Carver. He's expecting a new brain in the mail any day now.
Tino: What is it?
Carver: How to revive someone who has fainted.
Tino: Why would I need.... (Carver faints) Oh I see... This just says slap me!
Kirk: Do I need a reason to be nice to my sister? (Pausing) Did that sounds as fake to you as it did to me?
Pizza Place: You can eat a pizza!