This was the very last episode of "The Weekenders".
Coach Colson: Hello.
Tino's Dad: Hey, Ned, are you ready -
Coach Colson: (badly acting) I am sorry. I cannot attend our whale-watching expedition because that I have a cold. A-choo.
Tino's Dad: Oh, right. Must be the new bug that's going around. The, uh, "totally stupid lame-o fake excuse" flu?
Carver's Dad: Hope Todd and Quinney don't give you any trouble.
Carver's Mom: But just in case, I put 911 on speed dial. If there's an emergency, just hit 4-2-6-7-#. Buh-bye!
Tino: I always knew your cooking would bring people together.
Tino's mom: Why thank you.
Tino: I just thought it would be in an emergency room.
Tino's mom: Laugh it up Blondie, I'm the one who pays your allowance.
Tino's Dad: You know, these poles are a breeding ground for bacteria.
Tino's Dad: So, Dixon, you're my ex-wife's new boyfriend.
Dixon: (Slight Pause) Yep.
Tino: Is it just me, or is this as awkward as a two legged horse?
Tino's mom's cooking: Spaghetti and frogballs.