Janice Trumbull (speaking about Star Trek): I'm not obsessed. I'm just a fan, and I care.
Josh Lyman : I'm a fan. I'm a sports fan, I'm a music fan, and I'm a Star Trek fan. All of them but here's what I don't do. Tell me if any of this sounds familiar. Let's list our 10 favorite episodes. Let's list our least favorite episodes. Let's list our favorite galaxies. Let's make a chart and see how often our favorite galaxies appear on our favorite episodes. What Romulan would you most like to see coupled with a Cardassian, and why? Let's spend a weekend talking about Romulans falling in love with Cardassians and then let's do it again? That's not being a fan. That's having a fetish, and I don't have a problem with that except you can't bring your hobbies into work. OK?
Janice: Got it.
Josh: Except on Star Trek holidays.
Janice: There's no such thing as a Star Trek holiday!
Josh: Well work hard around here. We'll make one.