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Ultimately the funniest moment! I laughed for minutes...
NBC (ended 2006)
How 'bout Josh totalling a Prius with a truck-the-size-of-nobdy's-business? And then, of course, as a follow-up: Toby's reference to department of Metaphor in the press room later.
Here's another one with Toby in the press room, getting questions on Cuba (in "Ninety Miles Away"): Steve starts to ask a question about the fact that Cuba has taken the place of East Asia as the destination of choice for "pedophiles and sex tourists." Toby cuts him off, saying "No, I can't issue you a visa."
Answering Machine: "Hi, it's Sam. I'm sleeping for a few hours right now, so you can leave a message... ... or if you really need me, you can shout into the machine, and I'll wake up".
One of my favorite eps is early in season 1. "In Excelsis Deo" I think its the 10th episode in season 1. First there is Sam and Josh trying to help out Leo by getting Sams call girl friend to roll over on some Republicans. They run it by Leo who couldn't be more against the idea, but they do it anyways. Of course it turns out horribly and the go back to Leos and he knows because he had the m followed.
Leo: I know
Josh: How do you know?
Leo: I had you followed
Sam: You had us tailed? Why?
Leo: On the off chance that you're both as stupid as you look.
Classic Leo but nothing compares to the scene with Margaret when she's trying to get him to sign his christmas cards.
Leo (while signing cards): Who's this for?
Leo: Who the hell is that?
Margaret: Your sister.
and the best one---
Margaret (presenting cards for Leo's signature): We like to spread holiday cheer.
Leo: Who the hell is this guy, and why do I care if he has a Merry Christmas?
Margaret: Just sign the damn thing!
I was watching Mandatory Minimums again yesterday, and this bit cracked me up:
Guys, let me tell you what I would like to have happen, right now.
[enters] Good evening, Mr. President.
Josh walking in the door wasn't even close.
How you doing, tonight?
I'm fine, thanks. How you doing?
Good! I gave Joey Lucas a coffee mug. She doesn't know anybody here and
working hard. She's very committed. I think I did the right thing.
See, the part I don't understand is, I got like, 24 armed guards right
Doesn't look nearly as good written down, but Sheen's delivery is great.
You guys have mentioned most of my favorites, but there was one episode in season 7 that was pure gold. It was the one that Bradley Whitford wrote.
CJ: We do have a government to run.
Josh: I don't care about that,
CJ: Should we tell her?
Kate: NO, no, no, this is where we all stare at her funny until she figurs it out herself.
Just too funny.
Toby drunk in the airplane:''Suicide is painless''! (epsode the stormy present)
CJ and Charlie fight when he gleued her phone and broke her desk
First episode bartlet playing basketball with the boys
''My name is Toby Ziegler I work at The White House''
Will Bailey braking his office window for the second time!
I love the scene, I don't remember the season though, when Josh is wearing his new shoes, his mother gave him, and he walks around the corner and falls down, because they are to new. That's just great.
A similar one is, where he runs into this massive guy and the impact was so big that he falls down.
Josh is just the best!
Nobody has mentioned this one yet so I will.
The season one episode that opens with Josh and the President in the Oval. Jed is leacturing Josh on National parks, in particular Shennandoah.
Jed (excited): We should organise a field trip!
Josh (muttering): Good a place as any to dump your body.