The West Wing Season 3 Episode 2

Margaret: I say we should've gone in there with four tank divisions and turned the place into a casino.
Sam: Manifest Destiny?
Margaret: Bet your ass.

Connie: I was trying to find a Starbucks. A guy in a gas station said, "Round here, people don't pay four bucks for a cup of coffee."
Sam: New Hampshire. Live free or cheap.

Bruno: I've been thinking it might not be such a bad idea to lock you all in here and set the place on fire. We have 48 hours before we kick off this campaign. We will work hard. We will work well. We will work together. Or so help me, mother of God, I will stick a pitchfork so far up your asses, you will, quite simply, be dead.

Bartlet (to his old staff on the eve of the new campaign): It occurs to me, I never said I'm sorry. I am. For the lawyers, for the press, for the mess, for the fear. Bruno, Doug, Connie -- these guys are good. They want to win. So do we. The only thing we want more is to be right. I wonder if you can't do both. There's a new book... and we're going to write it.

Bartlet: Did you know that hardly any of the guys who landed on the moon are married to the same people they were married to before they went there?
Abbey: What?
Bartlet: I'm just saying that it could be worse. I could have been an astronaut.
Abbey: You could not have been an astronaut.
Bartlet: I'd have been a great astronaut.
Abbey: You're afraid of heights, speed, fire and small places.
Bartlet: I'd have overcome it to go to the moon.
Abbey: I know you would have. (pause) There's something important I have to say. I haven't really made up my mind yet, but at the moment, I'm leaning towards voting for you.