The West Wing

Season 2 Episode 16

Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Feb 28, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Leo: Andrew Jackson, (staffers groan) in the main foyer of the White House had a big block of cheese. The block of cheese was huge...
      C.J.: Leo, who made these assignments?
      Leo: I think this will go faster if I'm not interrupted, don't you?
      C.J.: I'm meeting with the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality?
      C.J. What do mapmakers have to do with social equality?
      Leo I guess you're about to find out.
      C.J.: Well, probably not, because I won't really be listening to them.
      Leo: The block of cheese was huge...
      Larry: Excuse me, Leo. C.J., I got NIH research funding for cancer treatment using shark cartilage, if you want to trade.
      Ed: I'll take that.
      Larry: What do you got?
      Ed Citizens for D.C. Statehood.
      Larry: Forget it.
      Donna: I've got the Kemp's Ridley Sea Turtle Society, but I'm keeping it.
      Leo: You're all keeping it. I'm sure Margaret worked long and hard to make sure that the appropriate petitioner went to the appropriate staffer.
      (Margaret shakes head 'no', Leo turns to look at her and she nods 'yes'.)