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The West Wing

Season 3 Episode 12

The Two Bartlets

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Jan 30, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Toby: Your father used to hit you, didn't he, Mr. President?
      Bartlet: Excuse me?
      Toby: Your father used to hit you, sir?
      Bartlet: Yeah.
      Toby: Not like a spanking.
      Bartlet: He hit me. Why?
      Toby: He punched you.
      Bartlet: I'm done being polite now.
      Toby: He did it because you made him mad, but you didn't know why.
      Bartlet: Toby, it was a complicated relationship. Can I help you?
      Toby: It was because you were smarter than he was.
      Bartlet: It was a complicated relationship.
      Toby: He didn't like you, sir. That's why he hit you. That's why people hit each other. He didn't like you. You were smarter than he was.
      Bartlet: Why are we talking about this?
      Toby: So maybe if you get enough votes, win one more election, you know? Maybe your father...
      Bartlet: You have stepped way over the line! Any other president would have your ass on the sidewalk right now.
      Toby: Yes sir.
      Bartlet: They'd have had your ass on the sidewalk a long time ago. I don't know what the hell goes on in a Brooklyn shrink's office, but get it the hell out of my house!

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