Stu: (woke up and discovered their lifeboat is on an island) Land ho! Land ho!
Howard: I'll never set foot on water again. (kissed the sand then he spits)
Didi: Where are we?
Charlotte: Oh, isn't it obvious? The palm trees, the white sand, the crystal blue water. Why, we've landed on an island resort.
Betty: Place looks pretty deserted.
Charlotte: Oh, Betty. The best ones always are. Just look for a cabana boy carrying towels. Hello! I could use a double espresso, chop-chop.
Stu: Don't worry, I've got a map. We'll figure this out. (opens map) We left here, we capsized here. I know exactly where we are. See? We're on this tiny little island called..."Uninhabited".
Didi: You mean we're the only people here?
Charlotte: Well, we'll just have to get back on the boat and row to another island, one with coffee. (finds out the lifeboat isn't on shore) Drew! The lifeboat's gone!
Drew: Gone?!
Kira: Where'd it go?
Didi: Look, it's way out there.
(the lifeboat got pierced by a sharp rock in the ocean)
Drew: Wait, oh, oh, oh, great.
Howard: We're marooned?! With no food?! How soon before we all turn cannibal?! I have to get out of here! (runs around screaming)
Betty: So, "Swiss Family DeVille" he's not.
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