Eliza: Where's Mom and Dad?
Debbie: It's their anniversary.
Eliza: Did Mom go to the hospital yet?
Debbie: Not yet. But I have a chopper waiting.
Debbie: Hey Mom, isn't today your anniversary?
Marian: Shhh! Your father might hear. His last five anniversary surprises put me in the hospital.
Debbie: Wow. Love hurts.