(Debbie is listening to the radio when a possum-like animal breaks the antenna when he's sleeping on it)
Debbie: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHH!! (to the animal) WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? I don't even know what you are! (The animal is backing away from Debbie) OK . . . if I was an antenna, and I wasn't destroyed by a . . . thing, I'd be . . . in the closet!
(The animal looks towards the camera)