Disguises: a Jewish tailor
Gadgets: a stereoscope used to compare print types, glass cutter, toe knife, handheld grappling hook tubes
Crockett: I'll tell you, I'd rather take on a pack of screaming Comanches any day then one of these mad dog killers.
Emma Valentine: Mr. West, have you ever been discovered?
Jim: I didn't know that anyone was looking for me.
Emma Valentine: You. You, Mr. West. You're not gaudy or shrill. You're just too, too wonderfully compelling. You're a quiet, terribly attractive young man whose game is, uh, life... and death.
Emma Valentine: Which do you prefer? Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
Jim: Yes. All three.
Emma Valentine: What do you demand of a woman: intelligence or beauty?
Jim: Beauty if they're intelligent. Intelligence if they're beautiful.
Emma Valentine: Mr. West, what do you notice first in a woman?
Jim: Her lips, her eyes, her hair. Her figure. But not necessarily in that order.
Emma Valentine: On the basis of your answers, it would seem that your ideal mate is a combination of Aphrodite, Helen of Troy, and Lola Montez. Oh, Mr. West, I'm afraid it can't be done.
Jim: Oh, Frankly I like to do my own shopping anyway.
Emma Valentine: And you adore shopping, don't you, Mr. West? Because all those fluffy-headed little girls thrill to the touch of you.
Commercial breaks: ll: Artie ready for decapitation, lr: Emma, ur: Artie captured, ul: Jim and Artie receive a box of chocolates
Agnes Moorehead received a Guest-Star Emmy for her role.
Emma Valentine: On the basis of your answers, it would seem that your ideal mate is a combination of Aphrodite, Helen of Troy, and Lola Montez.
Lola Mendez was the famous "Spanish dancer" who became the courtesan and mistress to King Ludwig I of Bavaria and was made the Countess of Landsfeld. She danced and acted in the U.S. 1851 to 1853, and passed away in 1861.