The Winner

Season 1 Episode 4

What Happens in Albany, Stays in Albany

Aired Sunday 8:30 PM Mar 11, 2007 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • At the beginning of the episode, Glenn's mom hands him a 20 dollar bill for pizza. The twenty he was handed is a new twenty. A bill that was not introduced until 2005.

  • Quotes

    • Glen: What if I don't go all the way with her? Okay, what If I just cop a feel? That's not a sin, right?
      Josh: Let's check The Bible.
      Glen: (amazed) There's a Bible here too!?
      Josh: Let's see... Pestilence, plagues... ah, here we go. Well, they seem to frown on adultery, but they may just mean intercourse.
      Glen: Hey, I'm no theologian, but sounds like God sanctioned me to squeeze her fun bags.

    • Irene: (To Glen) Why don't you order a pizza? Here's twenty dollars sweetheart, but make sure its Domino's at the door. Don't let a stranger in.
      Ron: For god's sake, he's thirty-two.
      Irene: Rapists don't ask for your I.D.

    • Josh: They're having a meet and greet for the spelling bee kids and their families downstairs. Lets go! Come on!
      Glen: Wait wait wait wait wait. Uh, one second, ok?
      (Grabs suitcase and runs to the bathroom)
      Glen: (Through bathroom door) Remember what I said before. When we get down there we can be whoever we wanna be, so anything you wanna change about yourself, go right ahead.
      (Untucks part of his shirt)
      Glen: Nobody knows us here, so they're only gonna know what we want them to know.
      (Exits bathroom wearing a toupee)

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