OK, so because Jerbs' Harry Potter/X Files crossover was so funny, me and Sanda thought it would be a good idea to open this thread! So post your X Files crossovers here... they can be crossovers with whatever you like, and the funnier the better So let's start with Jerbs' crossover!
Lord Voldemort falls to the ground dead. All of a sudden a weird looking guy runs into the room waving a gun around.
"I'm agent Fox Mulder and you are all under arrest!"
"For what!?!" screamed Dumbledore
"That man had no nose, I wanted to study him for an X-File but that KID killed him."
"That kid...saved Hogwarts" replied Dumbledoor
"Damit, why is Scully never with me when I find the really weird stuff...flying cars, killer trees, wands, magic."
All of a sudden the CSM appears around the corner
"Well well well Mulder, fancy meeting you here."
"What the hell are you doing here you smoking son of a b@#%h!!" Mulder replied
"HEY NO SWEARING THIS IS A KIDS BOOK!!" yelled Dumbledoor
CSM began "Mulder, that boy there, he is the key, they key to everything."
"The key to what?" Mulder replied
CSM continued "He is the original Roswell alien."
Everyone including Mulder screams out "WHAT!?!?!"
"Mulder you have to shoot him....he is trying to get information about the alien vaccine to the aliens and if they here about it the colonization will begin early."
"You will not touch him!!" Yelled Dumbledoor
All of a sudden Harry starts screaming like a manic and aims his wand at Mulder. Gunshots. Silence.
"Good job Mulder, theres is still hope."
Harry disolves in the familiar green blood.
All of a sudden a car screeches outside, the door slams open. It is Scully.
Everyone in the room except Mulder screams out "WHAT THE F@#K!?!"
I'll do one in a bit, I just gotta finish this chapter of Harry Potter...