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The X Files Crossover Thread!

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    X_Arcadia_X

    [1]Jul 21, 2007
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    OK, so because Jerbs' Harry Potter/X Files crossover was so funny, me and Sanda thought it would be a good idea to open this thread! So post your X Files crossovers here... they can be crossovers with whatever you like, and the funnier the better So let's start with Jerbs' crossover!

    Jerbs wrote:

    Lord Voldemort falls to the ground dead. All of a sudden a weird looking guy runs into the room waving a gun around.

    "I'm agent Fox Mulder and you are all under arrest!"

    "For what!?!" screamed Dumbledore

    "That man had no nose, I wanted to study him for an X-File but that KID killed him."

    "That kid...saved Hogwarts" replied Dumbledoor

    "Damit, why is Scully never with me when I find the really weird stuff...flying cars, killer trees, wands, magic."

    All of a sudden the CSM appears around the corner

    "Well well well Mulder, fancy meeting you here."

    "What the hell are you doing here you smoking son of a b@#%h!!" Mulder replied

    "HEY NO SWEARING THIS IS A KIDS BOOK!!" yelled Dumbledoor

    CSM began "Mulder, that boy there, he is the key, they key to everything."

    "The key to what?" Mulder replied

    CSM continued "He is the original Roswell alien."

    Everyone including Mulder screams out "WHAT!?!?!"

    "Mulder you have to shoot him....he is trying to get information about the alien vaccine to the aliens and if they here about it the colonization will begin early."

    "You will not touch him!!" Yelled Dumbledoor

    All of a sudden Harry starts screaming like a manic and aims his wand at Mulder. Gunshots. Silence.

    "Good job Mulder, theres is still hope."

    Harry disolves in the familiar green blood.

    All of a sudden a car screeches outside, the door slams open. It is Scully.

    Everyone in the room except Mulder screams out "WHAT THE F@#K!?!"

    THE END

    I'll do one in a bit, I just gotta finish this chapter of Harry Potter...

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    Jerbs

    [2]Jul 21, 2007
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    Haha you did make a thread. But I just realized a mistake in my fanfic, apparently in the 6th book (I havent read it) Dumbledoor dies so he shouldn't have been in my fanfic but whatever.
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    X_Arcadia_X

    [3]Jul 21, 2007
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    Haha yeah he supposedly dies but dumbledoreisnotdead.com says otherwise

    EDIT: LOL that rhymed!

    Edited on 07/21/2007 2:07pm
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    Jerbs

    [4]Jul 21, 2007
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    Shes a poet and she don't know it

    Well is he alive yet in book 7? Don't tell me if it will ruin it for others though.

    Edited on 07/21/2007 2:13pm
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    Scifinerdd10

    [5]Jul 21, 2007
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    DUMBLEDORE IS NOT DEAD! haha actually i havent read far enough in the 7th book to kno...but he just cant die
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    Jerbs

    [6]Jul 21, 2007
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    Ya if he stayed alive this long they shouldn't kill him now...
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    akaisling

    [7]Jul 22, 2007
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    Haven't read the 7th book yet but I firmly believe that he is dead but if I'm wrong I stand corrected...

    Haha that crossover is funny...I liked it a lot...
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    addison0537

    [8]Jul 22, 2007
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    oh my god! that crossover was just funny! i can only imagine if it were real. i mean, if they really show it on tv; hogwarts ppl in their robes and mulder in his fbi suit! that'd be like, wtf?!!
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    sanda777

    [9]Jul 23, 2007
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    You remember how dead people helped Mulder?


    Something of a kind happens to Harry!
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    Jerbs

    [10]Jul 23, 2007
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    sanda777 wrote:
    You remember how dead people helped Mulder?


    Something of a kind happens to Harry!

    ya....
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    me_monkey11

    [11]Jul 26, 2007
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    that was funny, i posted somethen i deleted them
    Edited on 07/28/2007 12:29am
    Edited 5 total times.
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    Jerbs

    [13]Jul 26, 2007
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    LOL the true story. Jack and Jill got shot by Mulder. LMAO that is genius!!!

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    akaisling

    [14]Jul 26, 2007
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    Those 2 crossovers are brillaint, I especially liked the Jack and Jill one..Lmao...

    me_monkey11 you should totally write some more...
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    X_Arcadia_X

    [18]Jul 27, 2007
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    Hahaha I love it! Great work

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    akaisling

    [19]Jul 27, 2007
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    The Armageddon one is deadly...

    Lmao 'Foxy'....

    I like your Ugly Duckling one too...
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    FoxMulder_GMAN

    [20]Jul 30, 2007
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    well i'd post my x-files/nowhere man crossover....but i think it's too serious for this thread, lol
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