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    Piper_freeze

    [21]Jul 30, 2007
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    We can be serious! Please go ahead
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    FoxMulder_GMAN

    [23]Jul 30, 2007
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    Piper_freeze wrote:
    We can be serious! Please go ahead
    well i'll have to write it first, lol. Right now all i have is an idea of the starting point, but hey that's how my first (unpublished :-( ) novella got started
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    Jerbs

    [24]Jul 31, 2007
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    *Puts on panic face*
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    Piper_freeze

    [25]Jul 31, 2007
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    NERBS!!! We're here to be serious for once in our lives!! *rofl*
    @GMAN: Make sure you'll share with us when you wrote it down
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    FoxMulder_GMAN

    [26]Aug 5, 2007
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    Piper_freeze wrote:
    NERBS!!! We're here to be serious for once in our lives!! *rofl* @GMAN: Make sure you'll share with us when you wrote it down
    I've posted the first installment. Here is the url:

    http://www.tv.com/the-x-files/show/61/the-x-files-nowhere-man-andquotthe-nowhere-fileandquot/topic/176-823466/msgs.html?tag=board_topics;title;27

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    Cristina_chavia

    [31]Aug 18, 2007
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    Oh my word, those are hilariious! I used to write crossovers for X Files and a moderately obscure (certainly to you American types) series called BUGS. Because I'm sad like that. Sadly a lot of my old fan fics were, I kid you not, written on my Atari coz I refused to get a PC until I really realy had to. I'll have a go at converting them if there's anything people are likely to be interested in.
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    X_FanGirl_X

    [32]Aug 18, 2007
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    yes, yes post them! we love crossovers. at least i do lol
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    Jerbs

    [33]Aug 19, 2007
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    Lol I'm posting my Harry Potter crossover fic.

    Lord Voldemort falls to the ground dead. All of a sudden a weird looking guy runs into the room waving a gun around.

    "I'm agent Fox Mulder and you are all under arrest!"

    "For what!?!" screamed Dumbledore

    "That man had no nose, I wanted to study him for an X-File but that KID killed him."

    "That kid...saved Hogwarts" replied Dumbledoor

    "Damit, why is Scully never with me when I find the really weird stuff...flying cars, killer trees, wands, magic."

    All of a sudden the CSM appears around the corner

    "Well well well Mulder, fancy meeting you here."

    "What the hell are you doing here you smoking son of a b@#%h!!" Mulder replied

    "HEY NO SWEARING THIS IS A KIDS BOOK!!" yelled Dumbledoor

    CSM began "Mulder, that boy there, he is the key, they key to everything."

    "The key to what?" Mulder replied

    CSM continued "He is the original Roswell alien."

    Everyone including Mulder screams out "WHAT!?!?!"

    "Mulder you have to shoot him....he is trying to get information about the alien vaccine to the aliens and if they here about it the colonization will begin early."

    "You will not touch him!!" Yelled Dumbledoor

    All of a sudden Harry starts screaming like a manic and aims his wand at Mulder. Gunshots. Silence.

    "Good job Mulder, theres is still hope."

    Harry disolves in the familiar green blood.

    All of a sudden a car screeches outside, the door slams open. It is Scully.

    Everyone in the room except Mulder screams out "WHAT THE F@#K!?!"

    THE END

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    X_FanGirl_X

    [34]Aug 19, 2007
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    that's just classic
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    Cristina_chavia

    [35]Aug 19, 2007
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    Oh my word, these are great. I'm tempted to do an X Files meets America's Next Top Model one... would anyone promise to laugh if I do?
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    X_FanGirl_X

    [36]Aug 19, 2007
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    that would be interesting lol
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    Scifinerdd10

    [37]Aug 19, 2007
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    Cristina_chavia wrote:
    Oh my word, these are great. I'm tempted to do an X Files meets America's Next Top Model one... would anyone promise to laugh if I do?
    omg that is so weird that u just said that cuz my friend emily is passed out on my couch right now and she was watching americas next top model and its on still.
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    Cristina_chavia

    [38]Aug 19, 2007
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    America's Next Top Alien Clone

    It was down to the final of America's Next Top Model. Would it be Abbie, the all American girl from a small farming town, Jennie the know it all cow from New York or Jessie, the sweet but kooky one?

    All three girls had completed the "don't walk off the runway" challenge as well as the gruelling "look good in lycra." The judges took a moment to deliberate.
    "I like Jennie," said Twiggy. "She's dead thin."
    "I like Jessie," said Tyra. "She's got a great personality."
    "And a body men want," Nigel added with authority. "I hate them all," Miss Jay moaned. Tyra tilted her head to one side. "It's so difficult!"
    "No it's not," Jay snapped. "Just get rid of Abbie!"

    The girls were called back into the room for the judging.
    "I have three beautiful girls before me..."
    "WAIT!" Screamed Mulder, knocking over a stage hand. "STOOOOOOOOP!"
    "WHAT?" Said Tyra, outraged.
    "They're alien clones!"
    "They're what now?" Tyra was aghast.
    "Alien clones, lady. didn't you wonder why they're all identical?"
    "Well..." Tyra admitted.
    He pulled Jennie towards him. "I'll prove it."
    He stabbed her in the back of the neck with his extra long stabby stick, worried aobut splashback.
    "Ow!" Jennie commented as she spluttered to death in a pool of noticably red blood.
    "Aw," said Twiggy. "I liked her."
    "Oh..." Mulder shuffled his feet. Er, one of them must be a clone."
    "It's Abbie," offered Jay, who never liked the "hick chicks" anyway.
    Mulder stabbed Abbie, who luckily had her name in spangles across her top. "There you are! Green blood!"
    the judges shook there heads. "Yay!" Said Tyra! "Jessie's the winner!"
    "Woo!" Jessie jumped up and down. "This is the happiest day of my life!" Mulder debated killing Jessie, too, but he decided to watch her bounce for a bit instead. The End
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    X_FanGirl_X

    [39]Aug 19, 2007
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    LOL that's great
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    Jerbs

    [40]Aug 20, 2007
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    X-Filefornication

    "F@ck"......."Sh!t"......."Damit"......."Oh for F#ck sakes"......."This is bullsh!t"......."F#ck this!!"

    Hank Moody is not a happy man today. "I hate this f@cking job. God my life sucks. I'm a dam writer and my brain is so f@cked up I can't think of anything to write, then I go and get layed by some random chick to make me feel better about myself but by the end of it I feel sh!ttier than ever.", Hank barked out to himself.

    He gets up from his chair stretching his aching muscles, then turns around quickly realizing to late that he is moving to fast. He hits the lamp on the desk hitting it off the table and smashing it into a million pieces.

    Yelling loadly "F@ck!!, just great. In f@ckingredible!!"

    Hank moves around the broken glass and procedes to find a broom and dustpan. He returns with a small broom and pan and cleans up the mess, cursing under his breath every once in a while.

    "I should just watch some TV, calm down, clear my head."

    Hank moves over to the couch and plops down on top of it, making a large creaking noise. he grabs the remote, flips the tv on a starts surfing the channels.

    click "Crap" click "More crap" click "sh!t" click "crap" click "What the f#ck is with tv these days?!? So many channels and there is f@ck all on."

    click

    click

    click

    "Hmmm, better than nothing" On the television Hank sees a man looking down and the man notices a pair of red eyes staring at him, apparently the man is about to become dead. Title Screen begins.

    Hank continues talking to himself sarcastically "Hmmm, I like this music. Spooky. F#cked up. Kinda like me.......pfffff The Truth Is Out There....what kind of rubbish is that?? I think I like this show."

    The screen opens to a car driving down a highway toward the screen. It shows two morons talking to each other about some bulls@it team building crap. 'Ooo but what do we have hear?'

    "The hell?" Hank notices the man in the back seat.

    "WHAT THE F@CK! THAT'S ME!!" Hank contemplates for a moment before he sees a redheaded women appear on screen.

    "Holy Sh!t!! I could never regret getting in the sack with a piece of ass like that, DAM!!"

    'What the hell is going on here?? Why am or someone that looks very much like me, on a show that I have never heard of, with a absof@ckinglutely incredible looking women.'

    Hank sits contemplating this and decides to watch the rest of the show. 'Hmmm, that was pretty dam good actually. I'm impressed.', with that thought Hank falls asleep instantly, beginning to snore loudly.

    I will try to finish it later, I am kinda pulling this out of my a$$ so I am sorry if it sucks. Sorry about the swearing to but it's Hank Moody, he swears a lot. I need to sleep though so I will just keep you guys in suspence....or bordom for now.

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