i have this one too
"I'll get you for this Superman!" Lex Luthor cried as policemen dragged him into the cop car.
"Once again Superman as saved the day." A report speaks into a microphone looking at the camera. "Excuse me, Superman? Can I have a few words with you?"
"Of course." Superman says. "I will always find time to speak to my..."
"Superman! Superman!" Mulder interrupts. "I just have a few questions for you. I'm will the FBI." Mulder flashes his badge.
"Excuse me mam, but I better talk to him." Superman tells the reporter politely. He walks over to Mulder. "How can I help you?"
"I just have a few questions about where you're from, would you please come with me back to the headquarters."
"Ok." Superman and Mulder get into Mulders rental car and drive off. At the basement office Mulder and Superman are talking.
"I just need to know," Mulder says, he turns the desk light to Superman's face. " Do you believe in extraterrestrials?"
"Yes," Superman replies trying not to star into the light.
"Cool," Mulder says and turns the light off. Scully walks through the door. "Scully your just in time, I'm about to prove to you that aliens exists."
"Mulder!" Scully says. "Why do you keep putting me through this?"
"Because I'm lonely and I have nothing better to do." Mulder replies. Scully smiles. "So, Superman, are you an alien?"
"As far as I know, yes I am."
"What exactly are your powers?"
"I have super speed, x-ray vision, I'm bulletproof..."
"X-ray vision?" Mulder asks. Superman nods. "Oh..." Mulder pauses. "So, you're bulletproof?"
"Mulder!" Scully yells knowing what he's thinking.
"Scully." Mulder says and looks at her. "So, Superman, in my previous experience when I shot an alien he oozed green goo. Since this doesn't happen to you can I shoot you?"
"Um, I don't see why not." Superman says puzzled.
"Mulder!" Scully yells. Mulder stands and draws in gun quickly. "MULDER!" Mulder shoots. They bullet bounces right of Superman. "MULDER! I can't believe you just did that!"
"How do you explain that?" Mulder asks. "Genetic mutation, I don't know Mulder." Scully is getting irritated. Mulder shrugs. "Dam it Mulder!" She storms out the door.
Mulder runs to the door steps out and yells down the hallway, "Do you believe in extraterrestrials now?!" Scully keeps storming down the hallway not looking back. Mulder turns to Superman. "Do you think she's mad?" Superman just gives Mulder the I-think-your-crazy look. "That will be all, thank you Superman. You can go."