omg u guys this is too funny. Jessa was making capsfiles for LJ and asked me help this is what we came up with...It was all Jessa's idea, I only helped with Det. White and Bambi.... lmao!!!!!
SLUTS N SKANKS
SO DID YOU GUYS EVER NOTICE THAT MULDER HAS HORRENDOUS TASTE IN WOMEN? ACCORDING TO THE FANFIC CANON, MULDER DATED TALL BUSTY HOTTIES, BUT I BEG TO DIFFER. SO I DID SOME INVESTIGATION INTO HIS EX'S AND FEMALE INTERESTS, AND I DISCOVERED SOME DISTURBING THINGS. MULDER'S LADY-FRIENDS LOOK LIKE OTHER X-FILE CHARACTERS.
LOOK! THEY'RE BOTH BLOOD SUCKING PARASITES!!!!
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