(Dales and Mulder meet for the first time)
Dales: What in hell took you so long?
Mulder: I'm sorry sir, I'm looking for Arthur Dales.
Dales: I'm Arthur Dales.
Mulder: No, you're not.
Dales: Don't be a wiseass, son.
Mulder: No, I'm-I'm sorry sir. I know Arthur Dales, and you're not Arthur Dales.
Dales: Arthur Dales is my brother. My name also happens to be Arthur Dales. It's the same name, different guy. The other Arthur, he moved to Florida, the lucky bastard. Our parents weren't exactly big in the imagination department when it came to names. If it'll help you wrapping your little head around this stupefying mystery, Agent Mulder.. We have a sister named Arthur too. And a goldfish.
Mulder: How do you know my name?
Dales: My brother told me all about you. He said you were the biggest jackass in the bureau since he retired. Yeah we're big fans. Sometimes we'd stay awake for hours at night, just talking about you. Just fascinating. Now unless you're hiding some chinese food, let's call it a day. (Slams door shut in Mulder's face)