Inspector Fowler and Sergeant Patricia Dawkins are celebrating their 10-year anniversary. Patricia is under the impression that Raymond is looking frantically for an ideal gift for her, when instead he's preparing for the birthday of the Queen.
Fowler: Detective-Constable Kray, there is a place for fatuous, flippant, would-be humourous inanities ... and that place is on Noel's House Party.
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Habib: Sir, if Holmes and Watson are lovers, so what? Is there anything wrong with that?
Fowler: Yes, constable, there is! Because sex plays no part in these stories whatsoever, hetro or otherwise! The point of Biggles and of Sherlock Holmes is to solve crimes and kill Germans, and by heavens, that should be enough for any man!
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Ron: No-one respects me, nobody cares about me, I'm a nothing! A nobody! Friendless and alone...
Fowler: The same could be said about the Prime Minister, and he leads a full and active life!
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Fowler mentions Noel's House Party, a weekly BBC comedy show presented by Noel Edmonds set in a large mansion in the fictional village of Crinkly Bottom.
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