Third Watch Season 4 Episode 9

Davis: What's up Yokas?
Yokas: Hey, how are you? How's the Christmas shopping?
Davis: Oh, we caught two guys in the 19th buying a George Foreman Grill.
Yokas: What happened to them?
Davis: Suspended.
Yokas: You'd think the Cheif of Patrol'd have something better to do.

{Yokas and Sully see Davis parked outside a store}
Sully: What, has the chief got an important meeting at Macy's?

Bosco: How are you, Diane?
A.D.A. Diane: I haven't gotten laid since the 90s.

{to the beer truck guy}
Janice: You were a mule in another life! A mule!

Yokas: His, uh, attitude is a bit much.
Davis: Yeah, that's Sully.
Yokas: No, it's more like, uh, Sully cubed.

Yokas: Hey, Sully, I got our radios for us.
Sully: Yay for us.

Carlos: You and Doc use bath toys?
Joy: Would it make you happy if we did?
Carlos: If I could watch.

{to Bosco}
Cruz: Yeah, thinking seems to be where you run into problems.

{about Bosco}
Miguel: I thought you had to be smart to be a cop.
Cruz: There's an exception to every rule.

{about Sully's mother}
Margo: You just want to visit for a minute?
Sully: No, I want to bring her out here and tango with her and take her to the Met.

Swersky: You have the five fillers to stand with Vernon?
Bosco: Five white guys. But they're all the right height.

Shalike: Officer Boscorelli?
Bosco: Yeah?
Shalike: Thank you.
Miguel: Mom, what you thanking him for? He almost shot me.

{about/to Janice and beer truck guy}
Yokas: Now, I think you're both relatively safe, 'cause you're both handcuffed.
Beer Truck Guy: She could bite me!
Yokas: {to the hospital staff} Don't let her bite him.

Vernon(to Bosco): You are one seriously angry little dude.

Vernon: I was at my boy's house.
Bosco: Yeah? Well, now you're going to my house.

Bosco: How's Emily doing?
Yokas: She's all right. I gave her a couple of days off from school.
Bosco: What do you write on the note for that? 'Please excuse my daughter's absence. I accidentally got bank robber brains on her'.