Third Watch Season 1 Episode 8

Yokas: …they passed out. Which I'm surprised you didn't considering what you did to Johnny Walker.
Fred: Kicked his ass.

Joey: Mommy said you weren't gonna come.
Jimmy: Well, you see, Mommy doesn't know everything.

Sully: All we got out there is each other.
Davis: I won't perjure myself. Excuse me.
Sully: I'd do it for you.
Davis: I guess I'm just not the man you are, Sully.

Leonard: Do you think it happened this way with the Pilgrims?
Bosco: Yep.

(to Leonard's Family)
Bosco: Help the waiter out or I'll shoot you myself.

(to Stanley)

Yokas: Whatever you think of me, whatever you think of Fred, he is my husband and you forget that and I don't want you back here.

(to Bobby)

Matty: First rule of lying little brother, look like you mean it.

(about the wine that Stanley brought)

Fred: You forgot to take the price off, Stanley. Just like last time. Cost about as much as our car.

(to Bosco over the phone)

Yokas: My brother and my husband at the same table. I'd probably see less action out on the streets with you.

(they are on the phone)

Yokas: Are you going to be all right without me?

Bosco: One day? I think I can handle it.

Yokas: Yeah, well you still sleep with the light on.

Carlos: You wear the ring. It's not exactly a babe magnet.
Doc: Well, I don't want to be a "babe magnet." I'll leave that to you.

(Doc and Carlos checking out the action)

Carlos: Put shoes on' em, stocking.

Doc: Take the stocking off too.

Carlos: Is that you talking?