Third Watch Season 1 Episode 9

Davis: I was trying to help you, man.
Malcolm: Help me how? Help me by getting one in the back of the head.

(to Bobby)

Matty: At least mom and the rest of the family, they out and out tell me how much they think I'm a bastard.

( to Davis )

Sully: At least you didn't embarrass me. That's something, right?

( about why she isn't going to go out for a drink with Bosco )

Yokas: Besides, you don't want me to come between you and all the young, gullible women out there.

( Davis catches a guy trying to get away at the raid)

Davis: I got this Sully!

Sully: "This guy"? Officer Davis, say hello to Sunder Walker.

Davis: What's up!

Doc's Dad: I don't need help. I am tired of my life!

Doc: So you want to end your life because you need help with stairs?
Doc's Dad: I am not ending anything. It's already over. From here on in it's going to get worse, not better.

( about the obese woman )

Kim: Any ideas on how to get her out of here?

Bosco: Put her on a diet and wait for spring?

Kim: Any good ideas

Jimmy: You need us to haul your patient? Bobby, why do you make it so easy for me to make fun of you?
{Kim and Bobby move aside to reveal the obese woman}

Kim: One time Boscorelli--- think; don't talk.

Bosco: 21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators.
Yokas: Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm.
Bosco: So will the car heater. And you know what? It's conveniently located right in our car.

(Davis is holding a suspect at gunpoint and the suspect is holding a pack of cigarettes)

Sully: Those are bad for you.