Third Watch Season 1 Episode 3

Bosco: This is not my fault.
Yokas: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

(watching on TV the slow speed chase of a police car by two other police cars)

Stick: Whose precinct is that?

Kowalski: Ours, that's 5-5 David.

Stick: Bosco.

Bosco: I got some guy stealing my squad.
Yokas: I think he already stole the squad. Technically right now he's making a getaway. A very slow getaway.

Davis: You know normally I ride up front.
Bosco: Hey, how about you ride in silence?

(telling Bosco about the sign)
Sully: Old women make me wet.
Bosco: They do?

Kim (to Bobby): A lot of guys put their Moms first...Norman Bates.

(about Bosco)
Bus Driver: Can he just commandeer a bus like this?
Yokas: Probably not.

Clown: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
Sully: We should be so lucky.

(after Bosco tells her it was him on the tape)
Yokas: Bos, I gotta drive around in this squad. I'd like to know who was shining the seats.

(about the sex tape)
Yokas: Somebody's ass is headin' for the shredder.

(about Ric)
Bosco: The guy's like a retard.
Yokas: He is retarded! And it would go a long way if you were so much as decent to him.
Bosco: What do you want me to do, huh? Hold his drool cup?

(about gauze pads Doc stole from a private ambulance)
Doc: Gave in the sense they don't know I took 'em.
Carlos: You stole them?
Doc: I taught them a lesson in vehicle safety, lock your doors.

Jimmy: You know what kept me alive?
Kim: Your thick head doesn't need much oxygen?

(about the note Sully left)
Bosco: Guy's goin' mental. Look at that, he spelled flower F-L-O-U-R.
(Bosco starts the car and flour shoots out the vents)

Bosco: I don't want to attract any attention.
Sully: How are we not going to attract attention? We're chasing another squad at twelve miles an hour. All we need now is a white Bronco and Johnny Cochran.

Jimmy: You know what kept me alive?
Kim: Your thick head doesn't need much oxygen?

Bosco: (to the bus driver) I got the badge, you got...your name sewn on your shirt.