Third Watch Season 6 Episode 5

Cruz: You said they wanted you here to keep an eye on me, 'cause I was out of control and all the time it was just because you pissed some boss off?
Miller: Circumstances don't change what my end function was, and is, here.

Miller: This job needs someone who knows what they're doing, Lieutenant.
Yokas: You know I'm standing right here?
Miller: Has she even been detective for a whole day?
Yokas: She's been a detective for two days. Which is just enough time for me to ask you: "what the hell is your name doing on my victim"? Because you are that Lieutenant Miller, aren't you?

{drinking a beer in honor of his first stinker}
Finney: Here's to dying in the street where someone can find my ass.

{trying to "pick-up" Grace at the bar}
Finney: Your name is Grace Foster. You've only been at the 5-5 a couple of weeks. You worked in Bed-Stuy and want to go back there. But I'm hoping you won't until I get a chance to know you better.

Carlos: We are not dating.
Levine: Okay, true. We haven't gone out on an official date yet.
Carlos: Official, unofficial, it--- it--- it doesn't matter. We're--- we're never gonna date, ever, Levine. I don't even like you.
Levine: You gonna stand in the hallway all night?
Carlos: Are you listening to what I'm saying?
Levine: Yes, and so are my neighbors.

Miller: He drains the blood completely and dumps 'em. There's never a print, never a fiber, never a hair, and never any DNA.
Swersky: And are all the notes addressed to you?
Miller: There's never been a note before.

Finney: I had a bad car accident and that stinker, but, uh, they don't tell you about those in the academy.
Grace: Can you blame them?

{to Levine}
Carlos: I mean, I guess I like you…fine. You're kind of strange, sure. But everybody is a little odd in one way or another. Look, even I have some weird habits. Like--- like Davis is always giving me crap 'cause I put on a--- a sock and a shoe and a sock and a shoe, instead of a sock and a sock and a shoe and a shoe. I guess that's unusual.

{in the bathroom of the club}
Grace: What's the craziest place you ever did it?
Finney: Well, hopefully, right here.

Levine: Did anyone notice how pretty the air smelled today?
Carlos: It smells like piss.
Grace: I love this time of year. End of summer, it's about to change over to fall…
Carlos: Either one of you starts singing, I'm jumping out the window.
Grace: Only on the second floor. That's not much of a statement.

{about Grace}
Carlos: I like her better when she's bitching.

Yokas: Monroe and Davis found that body out front of the house last night.
Jelly: You're kidding me?
Yokas: What are you talking about? You don't watch the news?
Jelly: Too depressing.

Jelly: Miller's a jerk.
Yokas: Yeah, well, apparently the perp feels the same way.

Monroe: What's up Sarge?
Cruz: I'm free.
Monroe: From?
Cruz: Lieutenant Miller. The body you found had something to do with a case he was working on in Brooklyn, so, uh, he's off my ass for now.

Cruz: Be careful who you talk to, Monroe. There's a rat loose in the house.

Carlos: Wouldn't you hate to have a heart attack somewhere like this?
Grace: There's a good place to have a heart attack?

Grace: Let's check it out. Might've lost consciousness or something.
Carlos: Or it could be a prank.
Grace: Won't hurt you to walk, Carlos. Stay in shape. You wouldn't want Holly to see you getting all flabby.
Carlos: What did she tell you?
Grace: Come on, stud.

{to Grace about Levine}
Carlos: I can't believe she told you. It's like a--- a high school around here. Or a soap opera.

Miller: People used to believe that if you looked into a dead person's eye, you'd see a snapshot of the last thing they saw. You know how many times I wished that were true?

Miller: We gotta catch this guy, detective.
Yokas: We will.

Finney: I noticed you and Monroe giving each other sideways looks at roll call.
Davis: Damn. Good eye, young officer.

{about his ex-wife}
Miller:…she married the dentist she was having an affair with.
Yokas: Dentist, huh?
Miller: Yeah, not even an orthodontist. I mean, you know, when she told me about him I figured, at least the kids'll come out of it with free braces or something.

Finney: How long have you and Monroe been an item?
Davis: Not long enough for you to know about it, so keep your trap shut.

Carlos: What happened?
Grace: You got hit in the head. We're almost at the hospital.
Carlos: I can't keep getting hit in the head. This is like the tenth time.
Grace: Yeah, you definitely need a new hobby.

Carlos: Grace, come here…If anything permanent happens to me, tell Levine…Davis wouldn't be good at it, because I don't even think he likes my bird.
Grace: Your bird?
Carlos: Tell her, okay? Tell her to take the bird. She's an animal lover.
Grace: You're gonna be fine, Carlos.
Carlos: I can't keep getting hit in the head.

Nurse: What happened to you now, Nieto?
Carlos: I really gotta stop getting hit in the head.
Grace: He's also displaying a bit of a repetitive speech problem.