Bosco: So, wait, how do you like the job?
Stram: Well, there's no dental but I make a 100 grand a year and I don't have to knock on doors like you guys do.
Bosco: Wait, you make a 100 thousand a year?
Stram: Yeah. Look, I was a Denver patrol cop for 8 years. I get sick of having to prove some dirt bag raped a girl, beat up some kid, shot some old lady.
Sully: Yeah, that zany due process thing.
Stram: That process doesn't work, man.
Bosco: Sully, the guy was a badge. How'd you get started?
Stram: Took a course in Vegas. Got licensed. What I liked was having the freedom of not having to bend over to assure the rights of lowlifes. I don't need a warrant, or probable cause. And anyone I got after has already been arrested by a peace officer and they feel stone-guilty enough to run. I bag 'em, no questions asked. It's beautiful and it's legal.