Jack falls for an art teacher who has just moved in next door, and will do anything to impress her - even pose as a nude model for her class.
The former head cheerleader from Jack's high school class calls out of the blue and meets with him behind a bush at the park, desperately seeking relationship advice behind the back of her extremely jealous (and large) husband. However, trouble ensues later when her husband invites everyone to dinner and they realize that the meeting took place in a patch of poison oak.moreless
A surprise visit from a food critic at the bistro seemingly ends in disaster, and Larry convinces Jack to send him a scathing letter. However, when the review unexpectedly turns out to be glowing, Jack is forced to take desperate measure to ensure the letter isn't delivered.