Joy: I can't believe you chickened out Kenny!
Eddie: I didn't chicken out. What happened in that theater was very, very wrong. But you know what, quite frankly, I don't expect a white girl like you to understand.
Eddie: I'm telling you, Joy-joy, this is gonna work. You know what I want you to do? I want you to slap on some makeup, put on a bra, and I'm takin' my lady to the movies tonight.
Joy: I'm wearing a bra. (looking annoyed)
Steph: It is such a shame you guys can't come to the new place.
Jeff: Yeah, it really is incredible. The bathroom's fully automated. I don't have to touch anything except myself.
Joy: Worst date I ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad.
Eddie: Yeah, you're right. I'm just worried about being offensive.
Joy: Since when are you worried about being offensive? Last week, you said I look like Weird Al Yankovic from behind.
Eddie: That man has beautiful hair and a tiny ass. So learn how to take a compliment!
Kenny: (to the manager) You know what, I think you might be right. It was bad service. 400 years of bad service! We are never coming in here again. Because this place is racist! Right, Eddie?
Eddie: We out this bitch!
Eddie: Well, I'm pretty sure that my piss just turned on a flat screen TV. I tell ya', a world where my penis is a remote control is a world that I wanna live in.
Kenny: Hey, I'll order food. You go save some seats for us, OK?
Eddie: No need to my friend. Our seats are reserved. You're in thirteen, I'm in fifteen.
Kenny: Who's in fourteen?
Eddie: Nobody. That's our "we're not gay" buffer seat.
Debuted in the NEW regular timeslot of Wednesday Nights at 8:00pm ET/PT.
The scene in Kenny's apartment, he and his friends were watching American Idol on FOX, which actually airs on Wednesday nights.
The title of this episode is an allusion to the play A Raisin in the Sun.