Aliquippa: Brunson, Gus Hansen, Seidel, they ain't nothing special. I watch 'em on TV back at my house in Aliquippa. It's just so frickin' obvious to me that they're bluffin'.
Sunglasses: I know man. I can always tell what they're got.
Eddie (to himself): Oh sure, it's obvious when ESPN is showing you their hole cards. There's no hole card cam here. If you wanna know what I'm holding, you're gonna have to read my face. A little advice to you: If you're gonna wear the shades to keep me from looking at your eyes, don't adjust the frames whenever you catch an ace. Oh honey, don't give your stack a hand job everytime you're gonna raise.