Time Squad

Cartoon Network (ended 2003)


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Episode Guide

  • Season 1
    • Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake / Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse

      Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake The story follows an orphan named Otto Osworth, who is under the watchful eye of the nasty nun of the School for Wayward Tots, named Sister Thornly, who treats him badly for reading books. Otto soon finds his ticket out of the orphanage, by using his knowledge of history to talk time cop Buck Tuddrussel and his robot Larry into abducting him. He is suddenly zapped to the satellite and to Eli Whitney's time where they must convince him to invent the cotton gin, not the flesh-eating robot.

      Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse Tuddrussel is showing Otto some outrageous souvenirs from the past when they get a mission to the time of the Trojan War, where the Greeks sneaked a giant, wooden horse into Troy's kingdom, filling it with solders to attack when the horse is opened, to win the war. Instead, they're filling it with candy for the king of Troy's birthday!

    • Napoleon the Conquered / Confucius Say... Way Too Much
      Napoleon the Conquered: It's a mission to Napoleon, the conqueror. Tuddrussel upsets him, and they almost get their heads cut off. (When it comes to Larry, the word "almost" just doesn't fit!) Suddenly his wife comes along and drags him home! Can Time Squad help him get away to conquer again, away from his husband-conquering wife? Confucius Say... Way Too Much: Confucius was famous for coming up with short phrases. "Short phrases?" any one of the three Time Squad members might say. "You've got to be kidding!" And it's true! He's making his stories way too long! But will Tuddrussel's beating him up help?moreless
    • The Island of Doctor Freud / Daddio Da Vinci

      The Island of Doctor Freud:
      The Time Squad must go back to the year 1899 to convince Sigmund Freud to stop hypnotizing his patients and making them act like animals.

      Daddio Da Vinci:
      Then, they meet up with famous artist and sculptor Leonardo Da Vinci, who's turned into a beatnik. They have to find some way to encourage him to create great art.

    • To Hail with Caesar / Robin' and Stealin' With Mr. Hood

      To Hail With Caesar: After a problem with Tuddrussel messing with the controls, Time Squad travels to the year 46 BC to improve upon the flimsy city of Rome for Julius Caesar. But by the time the mission's complete, Tuddrussel doesn't want to leave! The Romans don't want him to leave ether. And Larry is forced by program to stay! It's up to Otto to train out-of-shape Caesar to beat Tuddrussel in combat to get everyone to snap out of their foolishness.

      Robin' and Stealin' With Mr. Hood: After chaos from Otto and Tuddrussel in the biodome, Time Squad visits Robin Hood, who is stealing from the poor and giving to the rich, instead of the vice versa action he's supposed to do!

    • Dishonest Abe / Blackbeard, Warm Heart

      Dishonest Abe: "Honest Abe" Lincoln grows tired of being upstanding when he starts getting pushed around for it. When he finally snaps and becomes the prank-pulling "Dishonest Abe", it's up to Time Squad to give him a taste of his own medicine.

      Blackbeard, Warm Heart: Time Squad goes back to the Age of Pirates, where Edward Teach (AKA Blackbeard) is more concerned about saving the environment than looting and pillaging, much to the chagrin of his crew.

    • Ludwig van Bone-Crusher / Tea Time For Time Squad
      Ludwig van Bone-Crusher During a musical argument between Larry and Tuddrussel, Time Squad gets sent to the time of the great musician Ludwig van Beethoven. Now they have to get the message across to him, "No more pro wrestling!" Tea Time for Time Squad After being upset with grumpy Tuddrussel, Larry is delighted to discover that instead of dumping tea into the Boston Harbor, the Sons of Liberty are having civilized tea parties. Tuddrussel and Otto have to convince them into dumping the overtaxed colonial beverage, for the sake of all America!moreless
    • Ludwig Von Bone-Crusher
      Beethoven has found wrestling more enjoyable than playing music. Tuddrussel vows to beat him in the ring, but fails. However, with Otto's help, the composer realizes his true destiny lies with music.
    • If It's Wright, It's Wrong / Recruitment Ad / Killing Time
      If It's Wright, it's Wrong As an aftermath to Larry showing Otto their awful bloopers from their missions before he came, Time Squad is now trying to get the Wright brothers to making the first airplane instead of working on their incredibly dull stunt show, and Otto is scared when Tuddrussel wants to do things his way. Recruitment Ad Want to join Time Squad? Here's an ad that shows you what you get and what you do for Time if you join. Killing Time After convincing Copernicus to be an astronomer, not a farmer, Time Squad finds out that Larry's time circuits have to reboot and they're stuck in the past for a few minutes. But it seems like a few hours, as they try to come up with things to look at to "kill time" as they wait for Larry's time circuits to warm up!moreless
    • Big Al's Big Secret / Larry Upgrade
      Big Al's Big Secret Time Squad goes to 1945 to prove that Albert Einstein is a math genius and not a car salesman. Larry Upgrade Larry refuses Tuddrussel's orders and accidentally downgrades himself. Tuddrussel asks for a burger, so Larry gives him burgers everywhere he goes.
    • Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag / Every Poe Has a Silver Lining
      Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag While checking on the subjects of their past missions, Time Squad gets sent on another colonial mission for Betsy Ross, the designer of the first American flag. Now they have to convince her to shut down her Woodstock-1969-ish camp and return General Washington's troops to him (Yes, and to make a flag for them too). Every Poe Has a Silver Lining Edgar Allen Poe, the writer of horror stores is writing cheerful stories! Can Time Squad remind him how horrible the world can be?moreless
    • Nutorious
      Episode 10.2
      George Washington Carver is in hot water. His evil brother Todd is out to quash his success by inventing a hundred evil uses for the peanut.
    • The Prime Minister Has No Clothes / Nutorious
      The Prime Minister Has No Clothes Winston Churchill, the prime minister who leads England through World War II, is also leading everyone into being naked! Including Larry! Nutorious It's the time of George Washington Carver, the man who invents more than 100 uses for the peanut. When Time Squad gets there he's doing just that. "Where's the glitch?" Larry wonders. The glitch is that George's brother, who hates the peanut, is trying to make it look bad!moreless
    • Kubla Khan't / Lewis & Clark & Larry
      Kubla Khan't Kubla Khan, a conqueror as a child, when history unravels, is a comic book collector. When Tuddrussel tries to bring him back by ripping one of his comics, Otto and Larry must help him escape before he's executed!Lewis & Clark & Larry Their mission: Lewis and Clark, the two men who explored most of future western America. But the partners have broken up and Time Squad will have to do whatever it takes to bring them back together.moreless
    • Ivan the Untrainable / Where the Buffalo Bill Roams

      Ivan the Untrainable: After a completing a mission to Ivan the Terrible, the Czar and Tuddrussel had become such good friends that Ivan asks to go back home with him. After much convincing, he sneaks Ivan onto the satellite. But how long will it be before Otto and Larry discover him because of all the doggy clues Ivan's leaving?

      Where the Buffalo Bill Roams: Buffalo Bill was the one to start the first mail service called the pony express. But when Time Squad finds him, he has some crazy ideas on his mind other than postal service. And I mean crazy. Time Squad must get him on his horse, delivering mail.

    • A Sandwich by Any Other Name / Shop Like an Egyptian
      Shop Like an Egyptian: Cleopatra decides to convert King Tut's pyramid into a mall. A Sandwich by Any Other Name: The Earl of Sandwich gives his new food the wrong name.
    • Planet of the Flies / Keeping It Real with Sitting Bull
      Planet of the Flies When Tuddrussel squashes a fly in the Stone Age; giant flies are ready to squash them in the Time Travel Age! They must go back in time to stop Tuddrussel from ever squashing the fly! Keeping It Real with Sitting Bull Sitting Bull was known for battling Colonel George Armstrong Custer after seeing a sign from his ancestors. But instead he thinks they're telling him to "get down" as some people may say it.moreless
    • Houdini Whodunit?! / Feud for Thought

      Houdini Whodunit?! Oh NO!! Evil George Washington's on the satellite! He's set it toward the earth and on fire! Right after he leaves, the satellite crashes into the earth, and Time Squad has lost their lives! In a virtual Time Squad training simulator, that is. Right after, they are sent on a mission to Harry Houdini who is using his escape tricks to rob places. Feud for Thought After Larry stands up to Tuddrussel thanks to a program called "Bustin' the Barrier" by Thor Robertson, the two neighbors who always fought, the McCoy's and the Hatfield's, get a visit. But the McCoy's aren't sticking up for them. With a little help from Larry's special program, the two families start to--get along?! Tuddrussel and Otto must get them fighting, for the sake of the mission.

    • Pasteur's Packs O'Punch
      The famed French chemist has abandoned his more somber scientific pursuits in favor of something more colorful: inventing exciting new fruit drink flavors!
    • Forget the Alamo
      Forget the Alamo
      Episode 19.2
      Time Squad returns to the Alamo. There, Tuddrussel is horrified to discover that his ancestor, Jeremiah, is organizing a "fiesta" to welcome the Mexican army instead of bravely fighting the attackers.
    • Repeat Offender
      Repeat Offender
      Episode 20.1
      Do-gooder buccaneer Blackbeard is up to his old tricks. This time, instead of saving whales, he's built a petting zoo.
    • Ladies and Gentleman, Monty Zuma
      The famous Aztec emperor has given up on ruling oe of the world's greatest civiliztions in order to pursue his real dream in life: stand up comedy.
    • Child's Play
      Child's Play
      Episode 22.2
      Shakespeare is trying cash in on the youth market by writing a play aimed at kids. When Time Squad shows up, Shakespeare is inspired to write a play about a man of metal, a genius kid and a yahoo cop.
    • Day of the Larrys
      Day of the Larrys
      Episode 23.1
      Burdened with chores, Larry builds a replica of himself so he can rest and relax. Soon, the double makes a double and quickly the satellite is crawling with Larrys!
    • Horse of Horrors
      Horse of Horrors
      Episode 25.2
      Paul Revere is having trouble making his midnight ride due to a fear of horses. After Time Squad fails to solve his problem by putting him on other animals, they enlist the help of Dr. Sigmund Freud.
    • Orphan Substitute
      Orphan Substitute
      Episode 26.2
      While on a mission to cure George W. Bush's unpresidential obsession with building the world's biggest ball of twine, Otto runs into Sister Thornly and winds up back in the orphanage.
    • Floral Patton
      Floral Patton
      Episode 26.1
      The famous tank commander is focused on selling flowers instead of leading armored divisions. Bull-heaed as ever, he enlists Time Squad in his effort to beat back the competition.
  • Season 2