Time Trax Season 1 Episode 2

(Darien appears in the women's restroom at the Smithsonian in 1993)
Darien: Where are we?
Selma: We are in the basement of the Smithsonian Museum of History.
Darien: What's the date?
Selma: June 15th, 1993, 9:38PM.
Darien: So there is a parallel universe.
Selma: You have chosen an odd time to accept the concept.

C.L. Burke: It is Duke's contention that Darien Lambert has arrived in the twentieth century. Is that possible!?
Sahmbi: I may have underestimated Captain Lambert...

Darien: (to Selma) I'm feeling very uncertain. What am I doing here? I've lost Sahmbi, the reason I came, I can't bring Elyssa back. So here I am, alone, in a lonely place, a stranger in time. Why? Why endure this, when I could with one stroke place an ad in The Washington Post, pop myself with a red pellet, and go home?

Selma: (referring to Annie) She is not Elyssa. If you allow yourself to be seduced by her memory, you will have failed in your--
Darien Shut up, Selma! Stop being my mother.
Selma: You never had a mother.
Darien: Not 'til you.

Darien: (preparing to go back to 1993) What about customs, language?
Frank: I programmed all my personal diaries, some miscellaneous tips, and a lot of slang, like you're not a blanco anymore.
Darien: What am I?
Frank: A honky.

Airline Passenger: First flight, pal?
Darien: Yes. Does it always take so long?
Passenger: We're doing five hundred miles per hour. It's not exactly chopped liver.
Darien: No...slow liver.