Timon: Hyenas. I hate hyenas. (whispers to Simba) So what's your plan for gettin' past those guys?
Simba: Live bait.
Timon: Good idea. (realizes what he meant) Hey.
Simba: C'mon Timon, you guys have to create a diversion.
Timon: Whaddya want me ta do? Dress in drag an' do the hula?! (Bongo drums suddenly appear out of nowhere, catching the attention of a few hyenas)
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat an' juicy meat!
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat!
Come on down and dine, on this tastey swine, all ya have to do is get in line! (the hyenas come up to them with hungry grins on their faces)
Arrrrrrrre ya achin'?!
Pumbaa: Yup yup yup!
Timon: Forrrrrrrrrr some bacon?!
Pumbaa: Yup yup yup!
Timon: Heeeeeeeeeee's a big pig!
Pumbaa: Yup yup!
Timon: You can be a big pig too!
Timon and Pumbaa: (as the hyenas start chasing them) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Banzai: Man that lousy Mufasa, I won't be able ta sit for a week! (Ed starts laughing) It's not funny, Ed. (Ed bursts out laughing insanely) Hey shut up! (Ed continues to laugh. Banzai gets angry, pounces on him, and they start fighting. Shenzi sees this and gets annoyed)
Shenzi: Will you knock it off?! (Banzai and Ed stop fighting.)
Banzai: (pointing to Ed while Ed chomps on his own leg) Well he started it!
Shenzi: Look at you guys! No wonder we're danglin' at the bottom of the foodchain.
Banzai: (failing to notice drool hanging off his mouth) And I hate danglin'.
Shenzi: Ch'yeah? Y'know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint!
Banzai: Yeah, man I hate lions!
Shenzi: So pushy.
Banzai: And hairy.
Shenzi: An' stinky.
Banzai: An' man are they-
Shenzi and Banzai: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY! (both laugh)
Nala: Danger? I laugh in the face of danger! Ha! HA! HA!
Scar: (To Hyenas) Idiots! There will be a King!
Banzai: But you said, uhh...
Scar: I will be King! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
Pumbaa: Your majasty! I gravel at your feet.
Simba: Stop it!
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