FOX (ended 1993)
|Fluttershy: But what if someone ended up in a bad part of the world and never came back? Ever think about that?|
|Fluttershy: But still... I'm more concerned about where the hats would take you. Twilight: So, how was Australia? Fluttershy: It was okay, I guess.|
Fluttershy: Well, when I took off my hat and said "hat", I ended up back here.
Pinkie: I kinda figured that out for myself.
|Twilight: This is getting ridiculous.|
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, what he said! I'm gonna try one of those hats for myself!
Rainbow Dash dashed into the hat room and found an aviator hat with goggles.
Rainbow Dash: Wow! I wish the Wonderbolts could see me with this on! Well, here goes!
Rainbow Dash put on the hat and was gone in a flash. She ended up in a cold, snowy area up in the clouds where the winds were blowing hard.
Rainbow Dash: Whoa!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash went flying into a cloud where she got stuck. A bluish-grey male pegasus flew over and helped her out. He, too, was wearing an aviator hat with goggles.
Male pegasus: (Russian accent) Looks like you made a wrong turn, comrade.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, no, not at all. (pointing at her hat) This hat brought me here. Say, where am I anyway?
Male pegasus: You're at the Pegas Air Academy high above Moscow.
Rainbow Dash: Moscow? That's in Russia.
Male pegasus: Da. I'm Bruno Dolgorukov, head of the academy. Rainbow Dash, I presume?
Rainbow Dash: That's correct.
Bruno: Well, it's an honor to meet you here at our academy.
Rainbow Dash: The pleasure's all mine, Bruno. Think you could help me learn some new flight techniques?
Rainbow Dash: Alright!
|Twilight's eye began to twitch as she grabbed a random hat and placed it on.|
Twilight: (taking off the hat) Well, nothing happened.
Bartender: That's 'cause you're not in the room.
Twilight: Oh, good point. (handing the hat back to its owner) Here you go.
Hat's owner: Thank you.
Meanwhile, Bruno was teaching Rainbow Dash some new flying techniques, and soon enough, Rainbow Dash was getting the hang of them.
Rainbow Dash: Wow, this is unbelievable! Boy, if the Wonderbolts could see me now! Thanks a lot, Bruno!
Bruno: You are most welcome, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: I can't wait to show my friends! Dosvedanya! (taking off the hat) Hat!
Rainbow Dash disappeared and ended up back in the hat room.
Rainbow Dash: Wow, what a ride! I should come to this place more often!
(Kitendoc, PR; also, please let me control the hat place.)
|Meanwhile, Fluttershy went outside.|
Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys, you won't believe where I've been!
Rainbow Dash: I've been to the Pegas Air Academy high above Moscow! I met the leader Bruno Dolgorukov and he taught some new techniques!
Applejack: Sounds like you had a rippin' good time!
Rainbow Dash: Hay yeah!
Applejack: Well, since Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash have all had their turns, why don't we have our turns?
Spike: Sounds good to me.
Applejack, Twilight, Rarity, and Spike all went back into the hat room. Rarity found an elegant-looking garden party hat.
Rarity: My, what a lovely hat.
Applejack: (picking up a stetson hat) Wow, check this out! (throws off her own hat)
Rarity and Applejack both put on the hats they found and disappeared in a flash. Rarity ended up at a garden party in England, while Applejack ended up at a rodeo in Texas.
(Kitendoc, please let me control this arc.)
|Fluttershy noticed three new Pokemon. She approached them and got a clear look at them. One was a grass Pokemon by the name of Chespin. The fox-like Fire Pokemon is named Fennekin, and lastly, a frog-like Water Pokemon by the name of Froakie. The three starter Pokemon approached Fluttershy and hugged her. She smiled and hugged back. (These are three of the five Pokemon revealed for the new Pokemon games Pokemon X and Y.)|
Rarity: Where am I?
A stuffy British gentleman approached her.
Gentleman: You are in Great Britain. Welcome to our elegant garden party. Rarity, I presume?
Rarity: That is correct. And you are?
Gentleman: My name is Cyril. I am the host of this garden party.
Rarity: Pleasure to meet you, Cyril.
A woman in an elegant white dress approached Cyril.
Cyril: This is my wife, Hermione. (to Hermione) Dear, this is Rarity.
Hermione: Well, hello, Rarity. I've heard so much about you and your friends from Ponyville.
Rarity: Charmed, I'm sure.
Meanwhile, in Texas...
Applejack: Where in tarnation am I?
Sandy: You're in Texas, Applejack.
Applejack turned to see Sandy Cheeks.
Applejack: Howdy, Sandy! What's goin' on?
Sandy: Why, we're havin' a rodeo.
Applejack: Yeehaw! That sounds mighty fun! Might if I join in?
Sandy: Sure! But first, I'd like you to meet my little brother Jebediah.
Sandy brought Applejack over to Jebediah.
Sandy: Applejack, this is my little brother Jebediah. Jebediah, this is Applejack.
Applejack: Howdy, Jebediah!
Jebediah: Howdy, Applejack! Welcome to Texas! My big sister's told me a lot about you and your friends!
Applejack: The pleasure's all mine!
(Kitendoc, I'm giving you permission to write out some dialogue for Rarity and Applejack's respective times in England and Texas.)
|Applejack: Hey, wait a minute. Weren't you the same squirrels that caused all that trouble in Acme Acres? Something about you hurting innocent Pokemon? Sandy: To be perfectly honest with you, yep. But now we've changed for the better and we knew that violence never solved anything. Heck, all of Acme Acres hated us Cheeks for a few months after that incident. Now, we just stay out of Acme Acres so we won't cause any trouble for the Pokemon or the toons. Applejack: I knew that you changed, but doing those awful things to the Pokemon and everyone else? It ain't right. Now, I need you to promise that you won't do anything reckless like that again? Okay? Sandy: We promise. Cross our hearts and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in our eyes. Applejack: Good. Now, why don't you show me around Texas? (Sorry if I have to bring it up again.)|
Sandy: We'd be honored to!
Sandy and Jebediah proceded to show Applejack around Texas. Applejack was enjoying every sight of it.
Applejack: Wow! Everything IS bigger here!
Jebediah: And we can't wait to show you one of our favorite pizza parlors: Big Lou's Pizza!
Applejack: Sounds mighty tasty! I sure am hankerin' for some pizza!
Sandy, Jebediah, and Applejack went to Big Lou's Pizza, where they had some of the biggest pizza in the country.
Applejack: Wow, that pizza is big!
Sandy: Darn tootin'!
Sandy, Jebediah, and Applejack dug into that huge pizza.
(Kitendoc, PR; Big Lou's Pizza is a real pizza place. You can Google it.)
|(I heard about it.) Mary was watching wrestling.|
Meanwhile, Sandy, Jebediah, and Applejack had finished eating that big pizza and were stuffed.
Applejack: Hoo-whee! That pizza sure hits the spot!
Sandy: Darn tootin'!
Jebediah: And how!
They soon left the pizza parlour and were making their way back to the rodeo. They were burping and farting all the way, and laughing as they did so.
Meanwhile, over in England, Rarity was talking with Cyril and Hermione.
Rarity: And then, Prince Blueblood used me as a living shield to protect me from Applejack's flying applecake!
Hermione: How dreadful!
Rarity: I know! I finally got fed up and gave that prince charmless a piece of my mind! I even showed him how it feels to get dirty, and as much as I hate to admit it, I thought I'd die laughing when I saw him covering with frosting and icing!
Cyril: Good show, Rarity!
Hermione: That's a good girl!
Rarity: Oh, yes, and would you believe it, my little Spikey-Wikey has turned out to be more of a Prince Charming than Prince Blueblood could ever be!
(Kitendoc, PR; also, I'd like you to write out the whole rodeo event with Sandy, Jebediah, and Applejack.)
|Applejack watched the rodeo, while Fluttershy was looking at the three new starter Pokemon rest in her tail.|
Applejack: Wow, you guys are terrific! Mind if I show off?
Sandy: Sure! The rodeo's open for some newcomers!
Applejack entered the ring and did some awesome tricks for the crowd. When she finished, everybody cheered, including Sandy and Jebediah.
Applejack: Whaddy'all think, Sandy?
Sandy: Applejack, y'all were as awesome as a hedgehog in a hang glider!
Applejack: Thanks! Well, I'd better be gettin' back now, so happy trails!
Sandy and Jebediah: (in unison) Happy trails, Applejack!
Applejack: (taking off the stetson hat) Hat!
Applejack disappeared and then appeared back in the hat room. She hung up the stetson hat and found her own hat lying around. She put it back on.
Applejack: Hoo-whee! Now that's what I call a hat trick!
|Fluttershy was hugging Fennekin as Chespin and Froakie hugged her stomach.|
Rarity: Well, this was very lovely, but I really must be going. Goodbye, Cyril, Hermione.
Cyril: Goodbye, Miss Rarity.
Hermione: Come again if you ever the chance.
Rarity: Oh, I will. (takes off her hat) Hat!
Rarity disappeared and ended up back in the hat room. She hung the hat back up.
Rarity: What lovely fun that was.