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    kitendoc

    [10661]Feb 18, 2013
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    Shadow: Thanks.

    Amy: You're welcome.
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    Tkerekes13

    [10662]Feb 18, 2013
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Shadow: Thanks. Amy: You're welcome.
    Soon, Valentine's Day was over, and all the decorations were being taken down.


    Later, Scentanna was inside Zecora's hut, where Zecora herself was helping Scentanna prepare a magic spell that she planned to cast on Twilight's brother Shining Armor just for fun.


    Zecora: The cauldron's ready, young sorceress.


    Let your incantations do the rest.


    Scentanna: Weeth pleasure!


    Scentanna leaned over the cauldron, which was glowing a bright green from the inside.


    Scentanna: Hidden spirits of sexual desire,


    Show yourselves and ignite your fire


    Unto one Shining Armor so he can prance


    Into lust's desires zrough a mating dance!


    With Princess Cadence on his mind,


    May he slowly and surely find


    Zat when his body's on ze roll,


    He shall lose all sexual control!


    Scentanna and Zecora gazed into the cauldron which showed a vision of the spirits surging their energy into Shining Armor.


    Scentanna: (giggling) This eez going to be, how you say, so much fun!


    Zecora: Of that, I am also quite sure,


    Provided you remember that there's a cure.


    Scentanna: I haven't forgotten, Zecora. Besides, I shall know when he's, how you say, had enough. (twirling her finger) !tropeleT


    Scentanna disappeared.


    (Kitendoc, PR; I want this spell to last for a while. Plus, I want you to know that this spell is all in fun and is not intended to be evil or mean-spirited. I hope you understand.)

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    kitendoc

    [10663]Feb 18, 2013
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    Twilight overheard this and approached Zecora.

    Twilight: What did you and Scentanna do to my brother?!
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    Tkerekes13

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    kitendoc wrote:
    Twilight overheard this and approached Zecora. Twilight: What did you and Scentanna do to my brother?!
    Zecora: Do not fret, my humble one,


    For the spell we've cast is all in fun.


    Upon your brother shall fall no harm,


    As he is consumed by a harmless charm


    Which merely drives his passionate desire


    To grow into a mighty fire!


    It grows so strong, he shall start to prance


    Into a passionate practice called the Mating Dance!


    Twilight: The Mating Dance?


    Zecora: Yes, the Mating Dance signs a sexual feeling


    Where deep inside many are concealing.


    But it's perfectly safe, so have no fear.


    Your brother will be just fine, my dear.


    Twilight breathed a happy sigh of relief.


    Twilight: Thank goodness.


    (Kitendoc, PR)

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    kitendoc

    [10665]Feb 18, 2013
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    Meanwhile, Fluttershy was petting Sylveon, the new Pokemon.
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    Tkerekes13

    [10666]Feb 19, 2013
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Meanwhile, Fluttershy was petting Sylveon, the new Pokemon.
    Later that night, when Shining Armor and Princess Cadence were in bed asleep, Shining Armor began to dream. In his dream, Shining Armor approached Cadence in the throne room, which was filled with lots of ponies, including the Mane 6 and Spike. After Shining Armor and Cadence bowed to each other, regal majestic music like something out of the Super Smash Bros. games or the Kirby games or even the Zelda games began to play, and Shining Armor's legs began to circle in a suggestive manner.


    Shining Armor: May I have this dance?


    Cadence giggled and her legs began to circle suggestively as well.


    Cadence: I'd be honored.


    Shining Armor and Cadence began doing the Mating Dance together while everypony else watched on, including Spike. Sure enough, Shining Armor and Cadence were lost in desirable bliss.


    Cadence: Oh, Shining Armor, I've never done the Mating Dance before, but I've always dreamed it'd be with you!


    Shining Armor: Well, dreams do come true, my love!


    Shining Armor and Cadence continued to dance until Shining Armor woke up from his dream and sat straight up in bed.


    Shining Armor: (rubbing the back of his head) Wow, what a dream.


    Cadence woke up.


    Cadence: You had a dream, sweetheart? What was it about?


    Shining Armor: Uh... I, er...


    Suddenly, Shining Armor noticed his hind legs circling, which Cadence didn't notice at all.


    Shining Armor: Uh, why don't we just go back to sleep? I'm too confused to even think about it.


    Cadence: Okay.


    Shining Armor and Cadence settled down and went back to sleep.


    (Kitendoc, PR; by the way, I want this spell to last a while, and I want to be the one to decide when it ends, okay?)

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    kitendoc

    [10667]Feb 20, 2013
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    Shadow was playing Metal Gear Rising for the 360.
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    [10668]Feb 28, 2013
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Shadow was playing Metal Gear Rising for the 360.
    Meanwhile, Shining Armor was talking with his sister.


    Shining Armor: Oh, Twily, you won't believe the dream I had last night.


    Twilight: I'll believe anything you say, Shining Armor.


    Shining Armor: Well, there we were, me and Cadence, in the throne room with lots of other ponies, including you and your friends, and Cadence and I were doing the mating dance.


    Twilight: I'll bet it was pretty exciting.


    Shining Armor: You know it. And when I woke up, my legs were still circling.


    Twilight: How... intriguing.


    Shining Armor: Oh, well, I'm sure it's nothing serious. Besides, it's not like somebody put a spell on me or something. (chuckle)


    Twilight: (chuckling nervously) Yeah... who knows?


    Meanwhile...


    Officer Jenny: (over PA) Attention, citizens of Acme Acres! We have reports of possible dangerous gators in our area! Be on the lookout for suspicious-looking reptiles! I repeat, be on the lookout for suspicious-looking reptiles!


    (Kitendoc, PLEASE respond to this; plus, I'll reveal the gators later.)

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    kitendoc

    [10669]Feb 28, 2013
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    Totodile looked at Officer Jenny.

    Totodile: You had better not be referring to me or Sandile...
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    [10670]Feb 28, 2013
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Totodile looked at Officer Jenny. Totodile: You had better not be referring to me or Sandile...
    Officer Jenny: Of course not. These gators are nothing like you guys. They're a genuine threat to much younger animals.


    Meanwhile, in the bay near Acme Acres, the heads of two dark figures emerged from the water. They were alligators, one male and one female with a red wig. They were Floyd and Jolene from "Kissyfur", the gators we have been warned about. They passed by a telephone pole which was hung a wanted poster of themselves.


    Jolene: A wanted poster? How flattering.


    Floyd: Flattering? This picture makes me look terrible!


    Jolene: Then you should be thankful that the photographer captured the real you!


    Floyd: You're right, Jolene!


    Jolene: We'll show them!


    Floyd: The critters of Acme Acres will be sorry they ever saw this face!


    Jolene: Say no more, Floyd! We're sure to find some juicy cubs around here, and if that big ugly papa bear is around, we'll take care of him, too!


    Floyd and Jolene: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


    (Kitendoc, PR; I think you oughta know that Floyd and Jolene crossed the Moral Event Horizon in the "Kissyfur" episode "The Birds and the Bears" when they stole Gus' paddlecab and lured him into quicksand to drown and die. Fortunately, though, Gus was rescued and because what they gators did in that episode, I consider them to be irredeemably evil. I thought you'd wanna know.)

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    Tkerekes13

    [10672]Feb 28, 2013
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    (I regret nothing!)

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    kitendoc

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    Buster and Babs found a plate of carrots, but it was actually a trap set up by the gators.

    Buster: What do you think?

    Babs: Standard snare trap. Seen it before. Want to do the usual

    Buster: Dig underneath and grab the plate? You got it.

    Buster went underground and grabbed the plate from underneath before the trap got activated. The two rabbits ran off.

    (BTW, I never saw Kissyfurs.)
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    [10674]Feb 28, 2013
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Buster and Babs found a plate of carrots, but it was actually a trap set up by the gators. Buster: What do you think? Babs: Standard snare trap. Seen it before. Want to do the usual Buster: Dig underneath and grab the plate? You got it. Buster went underground and grabbed the plate from underneath before the trap got activated. The two rabbits ran off. (BTW, I never saw Kissyfurs.)
    Well, you can find some episode in English on Youtube, including my own edited version of the episode "The Birds and the Bears".)


    Meanwhile, Tails was staring at Daisy Duck's butt.


    Tails: (thinking to himself) Donald sure is lucky to have her for a girlfriend.


    (Kitendoc, PLEASE respond to this; I've been meaning to put this up for some time.)

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    kitendoc

    [10675]Feb 28, 2013
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    Tails stopped staring and got back to work as Daisy walked off.
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Tails stopped staring and got back to work as Daisy walked off.
    Sonic: Staring at girls' butts again, huh, little bro?


    Tails: Yeah.


    Sonic and Tails both chuckled.


    Meanwhile...


    Cadence: Morning, Shining Armor!


    Shining Armor: Oh! Morning, Cadence!


    Twilight ran happily up to Cadence and they performed their old hoofshake together.


    Twilight and Cadence: (in unison) Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake!


    Clap your hooves and do a little shake!


    Twilight and Cadence both giggled. Shining Armor, on the other hand, suddenly felt his left hind leg began to circle. Soon, all four of his legs began to circle as he started doing the mating dance right in front of his wife and his sister.


    Cadence: Shining Armor, what are you doing?


    Shining Armor: I-I-I don't kn-n-now!


    Twilight began rolling on the floor laughing as she watched his brother do the mating dance.


    (Kitendoc, PLEASE respond to this.)

    Edited on 10/01/2013 11:00am
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    Twilight looked at this, while Luigi was happy about it being his year. Mario shook his brother's hand as a form of congratulations.

    Luigi: I am so happy!

    Mario: Same here, Luigi. Same here.
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Twilight looked at this, while Luigi was happy about it being his year. Mario shook his brother's hand as a form of congratulations. Luigi: I am so happy! Mario: Same here, Luigi. Same here.
    Meanwhile, Twilight told the other ponies and Spike about her brother doing the mating dance.


    Twilight: You guys should have seen it! It was so funny! I thought I'd die laughing!


    The Mane 6 and Spike all laughed.


    (Kitendoc, PLEASE respond to this.)

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    kitendoc

    [10679]Mar 16, 2013
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    Twilight: I really hope this ends soon.
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    kitendoc wrote:
    Twilight: I really hope this ends soon.
    Later on that night, Shining Armor was lying on his bed, trying to comprehend what's come over him.


    Shining: Man, I don't know what's become of me. It's like some sort of curse or something.


    Meanwhile, Sonic was looking after Kissyfur and his friends.


    Sonic: You know, I really do have a soft spot for little guys like you, so I'll make sure no harm comes your way. That goes for your dad, too, Kissyfur.


    Kissyfur: What do you mean?


    Sonic: I know that your dad almost got killed, so I figure that he could use some help, too.


    Kissyfur: I think I know what you mean. Those gators are monsters!


    Beehonie: Yeah, they're downright evil!


    Sonic: My sentiments exactly!


    (Kitendoc, PLEASE respond to this.)

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