If Sonic the Hedgehog and Sally Acorn appear on the show...
Hamton: Stand by for Sonic and Sally's big performance please!
Fifi: Aren't vous goeeng to be standeeng by too?
Hamton: No, why?
Fifi: (getting angry) Because vous are ze monster!
Fifi: All zat stuff vous said about Sally and moi, (anger rising) I just got eet, monsieur pig! Vous meant zat I couldn't follow her! Grrr!
Hamton: (nervous) Well, Fifi, sometimes the truth hurts.
Fifi: Hurt? I'll show vous hurt!
(She slaps Hamton across the face and sprays him with her stink. He collapses into a blissful state of unconciousness. Fifi blows the last bit of stink from the tip of her tail and angrily walks away.)
Sally: Y'know, Hamton, I was just talking with Fifi. She told me what a great girl she is. I think she should have her own show.
Hamton: I guess so, yeah.
Fifi: (happily) Really? I should my own show? Oh, Hamton, vous do love moi!
(She throws her arms around him and smothers him in kisses. Hamton is enjoying it.)