Fifi: (to Hamton) Would vous like to watch ze Care Bears weeth me?
Hamton: Sure! I'd love to!
FOX (ended 1993)
Batduck: (to Decoy) What's on your mind?
Decoy: Not much.
Batduck: Thinking about Scentanna, aren't we?
Batduck: Boy, here we go again.
Decoy: I love her and she loves me. She is so hot, I could just stare at her body all day long.
Batduck: You are a weird one, Decoy.
Batduck: That wasn't a compliment, y'know.
Fifi and Hamton are still captured by the monster.
Hamton: It's quiet. Maybe they stopped trying to rescue us.
Fifi: Oui. Maybe.
Fifi: I feel, how you say, giddy.
Hamton: Yeah, giddy and tired. You know what that means, don't you?
Fifi: We are running out of air.
Fifi: Hamton, what do vous zink eet's like to die?
Hamton: I don't know, Fifi. I don't think anybody does. Y'know, I once had this dream where I was taking a bath, and this big soap bubble floated right up from the tub, and there it was, in front of my face, beautiful and shiny, and then it was gone.
Hamton: Fifi, don't cry.
Fifi: I can't help eet!
Hamton: It was fun while it lasted, and that dream somehow told me that I may be willing to wind up getting dirty just for the fun of it.
Fifi: Vous always said zat vous never liked getting dirty.
Hamton: Well, sometimes I like getting dirty, but that's a secret.
Fifi: (happily; snuggling her cheek against his) Oh, Hamton!
Hamton: Don't go to sleep, okay, Fifi?
(They both smile and snuggle each other.)
|After Scentanna farted in Elvira's face, Decoy sniffed happily, while Shadow was wearing a gas mask and Batbuck was holding his bill. Decoy: Ahh... the sweet smell of love! Shadow: Dude, that's just sick and weird... Batduck: Yeah, totally.|
Scentanna: (angry) Oui! So do I! How do vous two insult moi like zat!
|Shadow: Look, I think that it's just gross in my opinion... Elvira just turned back to Elmyra and just ran off. Elmyra: You may have won this round, but I'll be back!|
Scentanna: Gross, vous say? I'll show vous two gross!
She punched them in the faces, and they collapsed unconcious.
Scentanna: How's zat for being a girl?
Decoy: Very ladylike indeed! (giggle)
They joined hands and walked off, leaving Shadow and Batduck alone.
|Shadow got up and just removed his gas mask. Shadow: Ow... Note to self: Decoy and Scentanna are going straight to therapy... Batduck: And how... At least the stench is gone. Shadow: And my bruise is gone. Thank goodness for being the ultimate life form...|
Scentanna: Oui! Decoy and I have already been to therapy, and our therapist says zat zere's nozing wrong weeth liking bad odors nor puneeshing your fellow teammates, as long as we have, how you say, deefferent opinions!
Decoy: And how!
Shadow: *on cell phone* Rouge, do you read me? We got ourselves some people who don't understand how to respect people's personal opinions. Shall I initiate Plan Omega?
Rouge: Copy that. We'll be here shortly.
Scentanna: Who are you calling?
Shadow: Some accomplices of mine. You see... I am a member of Team Dark, not a member of your team of kooks... Except for Batduck, but I find him cool.
Batduck: Thank you! Decoy, you will come with me since you are my sidekick!
|Shadow: Rouge, do you read me? We got ourselves some people who don't understand how to respect people's personal opinions. Shall I initiate Plan Omega? Rouge: Copy that. We'll be here shortly. Scentanna: Who are you calling? Shadow: Some accomplices of mine. You see... I am a member of Team Dark, not a member of your team of kooks... Except for Batduck, but I find him cool. Batduck: Thank you! Decoy, you will come with me since you are my sidekick!|
Batduck: (groans in frustration)
Scentanna: (furious at Shadow and Batduck) I, how vous say, beg to deeffer! We know how to respect people's personal opinions, and we are not, how you say, kooks! Besides I suggest zat vous keep your "personal opinions" to yourselves! What vous said about Decoy liking my stink eez an eensult! Vous two should be ashamed of yourselves!
Decoy: (also angry) Yeah!
|At that moment, Omega and Rouge came in. Shadow: I work for no one but my two friends. Say hello to my two friends. (Team Dark is the toughest team around. They consist of Shadow the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, and E-123 Omega. Together, they are unstoppable.)|
Rouge: Hold it, sister. You don't know who you're dealing with.
Scentanna: Oh, but I do!
Scentanna raised her arms in the air and created a giant ball of light.
Scentanna: !reverof sercA emcA morf kraD maeT hsinaB
Scentanna fired her giant ball of light at Team Dark and they disappeared.
Scentanna: Zat should take care of Shadow and his team of rebels!
Decoy: Yeah, I knew he couldn't be trusted!
|Shadow: Chaos... CONTROL!!!!!!! Team Dark appeared and apprehended Scentanna and Decoy using special cuffs invented by Tails. Shadow then summoned the Chaos Mirror and showed the mirror at Scentanna, which showed her dark future.|
|Shadow: Look into the mirror! Your precious Decoy decided to leave you after seeing you with another guy! You were merely using him to make yourself popular... Scentanna: That's a lie! Shadow: Heh, well, I'll show you the true powers of me... Shadow gathered the 7 Chaos Emeralds and turned into Super Shadow. He then grabbed Decoy and tossed him aside. He then grabbed Scentanna. Shadow: Now... Respect our authority!!!!!!!!!!!!|
She fired a beam from her tail and turned Super Shadow back to normal Shadow.
Shadow: What's going on?
Scentanna calms down and her tone becomes compassionate.
Scentanna: Shadow, I believe vous owe moi and Decoy an apology.
Shadow: What do you mean?
Scentanna: Well, what I mean eez, what vous said about Decoy liking my stink, well, zat was mean and eet really hurt us.
Shadow: But it was true.
Scentanna: Oui, eet may have sounded true, but eet really eensulted us. Vous don't have to be zis way. Vous just have to realize how ze ozer person eez feeling and zen, eef vous look eenside your heart, vous might become a, how you say, new person. Now how would vous feel eef I eensulted vous?
Shadow: Well, gee, I'd get pretty angry. I've got better things to do than hanging out with y'all when I could have been doing other stuff.
After a brief silence, Shadow hangs his head and lets out a heavy sigh.
Shadow: Alright, I'm sorry. I guess I do owe you two an apology. I should have kept my opinions to myself. Anyway, I'm sorry.
Scentanna and Decoy both smiled.
Scentanna: Apology accepted. Now can vous let us go?
The cuffs disentegrated.
Shadow: And another thing, the mirror was lying all along.