Marine: It's going to be one big explosion...
Plinkerson: You want a big explosion? Tell my mother-in-law her cooking sucks.
Squad Leader: Dammit, Plinkerson! Military statute 44B1B might dictate that every squad contains a jester for quote-comedic relief in the form of ironic lightheartedness during stressful field operations-unquote, but mister, I sure do not have to like it!
Plinkerson: I-I I'm sorry! G-God, I never wanted to join the Jester Corps, I signed up to be a systems analyst! I know I'm not funny, I'm the least funny person I know!