Palmer: Make way for the Awesome Train! Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga AWE-SOME!
Sasha: Move! (pushes away woman dancing with Troy Hammerschmiddtt) Enjoy the spotlight while you can, Hummer-(bleep). When I catch Gibbs, you'll be yesterday's fish-wrap.
Troy: (dances with Sasha) Ha ha! Catch him? He's kicking your ass so bad, the only way you'll catch him is if he literally gets his foot caught in your rectum.
Sasha: Is that your nose hair? Have you been snorting pubes?
(Troy drops Sasha to the floor)
Girl: Oh, my god! Is Titan Force Five really here?!
Willie: Well, a little bird told me-
Girl: (Grabs Willie) MAKE YOUR LITTLE BIRD SAY WHERE PALMER IS!!!
Palmer: (pushes Willie aside) Bleh, bleh, bleh. Step aside, talking brochure. Just looking for a cocktail waitress. And by (bleep), I mean mine. And by tail, I mean hers...
(A service robot shows up with cocktails)
Service Robot: Would you like a Mojito?
Palmer: (Disappointed) Great... (robot was about to leave) w-w-w-whoa! I didn't say leave!
Troy: Sasha Caylo...
Sasha: Troy Hamburger-schmiddtt...
Troy: Still flying in that tap-dancing rust-bucket?
Sasha: Still using dandruff shampoo on your scrot?
Service Robot: (To Sasha) Perhaps you like a... whore d'ouevre...
President Caylo: Uh-uh-uh, what the hell did you just say to my daughter?!
Service Robot: Your daughter? Well, I think it's safe to say Sasha belongs to the people... at least the fun parts...
Troy: (to his sister Tiffany) Enjoy sitting at a desk for the rest of your life, sis. I'll be too busy French-kissing adventure itself!
Sasha: (interrupting Troy) Good thing you got plenty of practice.... French-kissing your dad's butt-hole!
The episode won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Costumes for a Variety/Music Program or a Special.
Willie: His armor is too strong!
This quote comes from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. When battling Imperial walkers, Luke Skywalker said "That armor is too strong for blasters!"