Peter: You two officially dating now?
Chandler: You got a problem with that?
Peter: You kidding? Inappropriate's my middle name.
Samantha: (to Chandler) Anyone know where I can get a martini around here?
Peter: Good question, wrong brother.
Peter: Palm Pilots are worthless unless you look at them.
Gwen: You know, darling, there are some things in a mother's life that are not her children's business.
Heather: Definitely too much boobage.
Samantha: The boob is me for allowing you back into this company.