Season 3 Episode 8

Grandma Titus

Aired Unknown Jan 09, 2002 on FOX
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Episode Summary

Grandma Titus
Phyllis Diller plays Grandma Titus, who still intimidates Ken despite her Alzheimer's, which has her trying to teach a high-school class.

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    Phyllis Diller

    Phyllis Diller

    Grandma Titus

    Guest Star

    Jack Kenny (I)

    Jack Kenny (I)

    Principal Wells

    Guest Star

    Fran de Leon

    Fran de Leon


    Guest Star

    Dylan Capannelli

    Dylan Capannelli

    5-Year-Old Titus

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (2)

      • When Titus enters the history class where his grandmother is teaching, you can see what's left of the words the principal wrote in the flashback when Titus was in detention. It is somewhat erased and replaced with a graph, but you can still make out the "Talking - False" writing. In other words, the room that Grandma Titus is in is the same room that Christopher was in when he was serving detention, only the chairs are turned around.

      • When Dave is doing the Diddly dance, his shirt is very wet. The show then cuts to a commercial. When the show returns, they are supposed to have just finished the Diddly dance, yet Dave's shirt is nearly dry. Must've been a long dance...

    • QUOTES (9)

      • Principal Wells: Mr. Titus, Christopher. Trouble maker.
        Titus: Mr. Wells, butt wipe, principal. Sorry, Principal butt wipe.

      • Ken: You know something, Mom, you've abused me my whole life, but you do not abuse my son.
        Titus: (pointing to Ken) Yeah, he does that.
        Ken: Yeah!

      • Titus: (to Grandma Titus) Hold up, okay, he was a pretty good father, all right, and yes he sold plastic and that wasn't his dream, but he did it so he could put food on the table and pay for his drinking. And when my mom left, he found me five other mommies.

      • Tommy: Do you remember me, Mrs. Titus?
        Grandma Titus: Of course, Tommy, have you found a nice young man to settle down with?
        Tommy: I'm not gay.
        Grandma Titus: Oh, then you're not the Tommy I knew.

      • Titus: You know my dad never lies, it's a matter of integrity. You know, he believes lying hurts people in the long run and that telling them the cold, hard, bitter truth hurts them instantly.

      • Titus: We all have that person in our family, who when you get a phone call at 3 am from the police, you know it's about them. I have seven of those people in my family and they are all my mom.

      • Grandma Titus: George Washington crossed the Delaware River for the whores!

      • Titus: Me and Grandma like to do fun things together, like giving Dad heart attacks.

      • Titus: Humans are born small, weak, and helpless. We're cursed with natural predators called parents.

    • NOTES (2)

    • ALLUSIONS (0)