(Ken wakes up hungover in a Christmas-decorated houseboat)
Ken: Crap, I died and went to a Mexican restaurant!
Ken: Santa came.
Young Christopher: What did he bring me?
Ken: Nothing. Blame it on your new mommy—she's Jewish.
Christopher: Dave has occasional flashes of genius. If you locked him up in a room with a typewriter for a thousand years, he'd come up with the word "monkey". That'd be the only word, actually. He really likes the word "monkey".
Christopher: Christmas is a time for joy, love, and peace... and a giant spike in the suicide rate.
Amy: What do you people do for Easter? Kill rabbits?
Christopher: If you love Christmas, you may not want to watch this.
Fox announced that Titus, Grounded For Life and Undeclared would each lose two episodes for budget reason and the September 11th attacks.