Cynthia Watros |
Erin Fitzpatrick |
Zack Ward |
Dave Titus |
David Shatraw |
Tommy Shafter |
Stacy Keach |
Ken Titus |
Christopher Titus |
Christopher Titus |
Jack Kenny (I) |
Principal Wells |
Guest Star |
Evan Ellingson |
10-Year-Old Titus |
Guest Star |
Adam Hicks |
5-Year-Old Dave |
Guest Star |
Michelle Krusiec |
Nancy |
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Titus When Dave couldn't deal with bad news, I had to protect him from the world's harsh realities. He still thinks gonorrhea is the woman who used to clean the library.
Titus: Great. We've got a martini-shaped hot tub and now all weekend Dave's going to be the olive.
Erin: Christopher, no, please don't die. I brought three different kinds of cocoa.
Titus; I kind of became like Dave's Secret Service, except I had to protect the really dumb guy from danger. Wow, that's exactly the Secret Service.
Titus: There are some being that just can't be taught. Try teaching your cat German. Hell, try teaching your German Shepherd German.
Tommy: Titus, save me!
Titus: It's harder to save you when you throw me both ends of the rope.
Dave: Ooh, you were going to eat my foot. You... footeater!
(after Titus is stuck in a tree)
Dave: That's justice. Tree justice. The mighty oak strikes back.
Titus: It's a spruce.
Titus: The truth hurts. It used to soothe, but then Dad got hold of it. When I was 17, he told me the truth about love. He called our little talk, "The birds, the bees, and your girlfriend's a slut."
This episode won the 2003 Art Directors Guild's Excellence in Production Design Award for an Episode of a Multi-Camera Television Series. Plus, it was nominated for the 2002 Emmy Award for Outstanding Art Direction For A Multi-Camera Series.
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