More coverage of Britney Spears losing custody of her children; will Kevin Federline be a better parent than Britney Spears was?; coverage of the Really Awards; Jude Law and Sarah Silverman being heckled after a television appearance; and Suge Knight comments on Britney Spears.
Kevin Federline getting getting custody of his and Britney Spears' children; Tori Spelling performing at the Pussycat Lounge; and Dancing with Our Stars: Week 2.
The do's and do not's of taking care of children; Rick Fox betting on a fight that took place in a parking lot; the Eva Longoria sex tape; tips on how celebrities can avoid the paparazzi; and the winner of Dancing with Our Stars week two.
The best of the week from October 8-12, 2007.
Orlando Bloom walks away from a car accident that he caused; Britney Spears comments on her day in court; Madonna being a good friend by slamming a car door in her friend's face; Bobby Brown's smoking although he had a heart attack a few days ago; and Kirk Cameron takes on Hugh Jackman in Who'd You Rather?moreless
Britney Spears going out and being followed by the paparazzi again; Tara Conner's no longer a party girl; Damon Wayans saying "Homey don't play that" and confusing a young kid; who's the mack daddy of music: Sean Combs or Mick Jagger?; and Ty Murray faces off against Luke Perry in Who'd You Rather?moreless
How long should celebrities wait to announce they're pregnant?; celebrities like to drive fancy import cars, but do any of them know how to actually drive them?; and video of Mya falling face first into a camera man while performing in Las Vegas, that leads into Who'd You Rather where Mya faces off against Bai Ling.moreless
The paparazzi filling up Britney Spears' car; Liv Tyler's mom seems to be a big fan of TMZ; the Pint-Size Paparazzi; and the paparazzi follow Jeremy Piven and Perrey Reeves.
The people who live in Britney Spears' neighborhood are upset with all the paparazzi; the paparazzi help Britney Spears change a flat tire; Pamela Anderson has married Rick Solomon; and TMZ presents The Top 5 Media Whores...
The best of the week from October 1-5, 2007.
Danny Bonaduce not facing charges for throwing Jonny Fairplay into a stage; Bill Paxton and Fred Durst are friends?; Kyra Sedgwick's pictures are worth more than three dollars; Mark McGrath has a message for TMZ's own Max; and Gary Busey speaks out on love, friendship, and the devil.
An update on Britney Spears' custody battle and Lindsay Lohan's rehab stay; Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt trying bring awareness to world hunger; and Rachel Leigh Cook faces off against Alicia Silverstone in Who'd You Rather?
The story of Ellen DeGeneres giving a dog away and an animal shelter taking it back; an update on Orlando Bloom and the car accident he was in; is Rhianna's dog gangsta?; and Keisha Cole faces off against Vanessa Marcil in Who'd You Rather?
An recap of the Ellen DeGeneres story and her emotional breakdown on her show; an update on the Orlando Bloom story; does Jake Gyllenhaal really sign his name when he gives autographs?; and coverage of Los Angeles' Fashion Week.
Continuing coverage of Ellen DeGeneres' dog story and Orlando Bloom being in a car accident; Paris Hilton is going to Africa and wants to meet with Nelson Mandela; Steve-O acting like Steve-O; Ben Kingsley's role model is Britney Spears and he sings her new song "Gimme More."
In honor of Memorial Day the TMZ staffers sing their pitches of past show clips.
Ne-Yo drops a bombshell - he used to be married; and the TMZ staffers argue over if Paula Patton and Robin Thicke had sex in the bathroom at a party.
The TMZ camera man lies to Nicki Minaj and tells her that her Grammy performance was good; Flo Rida now has a shaved head; and the TMZ staffers try to determine if Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are dating again.
Harvey wants a quick sex with Ryan Seacrest; who would play Magic Johnson in a Broadway show?; Courteney Cox wanted to change her name; and the TMZ staffers wonder how porcupines have sex.
Harvey gets mad over the Mark Ballas pitch; the TMZ camera man gushes over Boyd Tinsley; and the Act of Valor promotional stunt looks like an alien invasion.
Whitney Houston dies at the age of 48; Trevor Donovan calls out TMZ's own Shevonne for calling him a butterface, in 2009; and Nicki Minaj completely sucks at the Grammys.
George Clooney air-horns the paparazzi.
David Spade nails his legacy square on the head; Alanis Morissette is a fan of breast-feeding; the TMZ staffers go crazy after thinking 34 is old; and the TMZ staffers get crazy (again) over a naked CoCo picture.
Zelda Kaplan dies while attending a fashion show; Jonathan Lipnicki reveals the awful truth that the human head doesn't weigh eight pounds; and Karina Rico gets asked an inappropriate question.
Howie Mandel is exhausting; Eddie George isn't Calvin Johnson and he makes the TMZ camera man pay; and why does Kevin Hart call his kids "bigheads?"
Bar Refaeli ignores the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers go crazy over Chris Brown and Rihanna, then they all dance like the Temptations ala Harvey.
Joe Manganiello wants the TMZ staffers to pronounce his name right; Kevin Connolly was in something worse than Entourage - he was in Rocky V; George Clooney gets a flurry of questions asked towards him - which he doesn't answer; and Harvey doesn't know how to spell Nelly.
Kris Jenner is happy that E! paid millions of dollars for garbage television; and Ted Nugent is a big fan of both Jimmy Fallon and President Obama - Maybe he's lying?
Kate Upton makes everything better; Lucy Lawless does the Xena war cry ontop of an oil derrick; DMX hates everything about Drake; and Shanola Hampton loves TMZ.
LaToya Jackson was never psychic?; Clint Eastwood jay-walks; Rob McElhenney misses doughnuts; Snooki gets banned from a wine store; and Weird Al Yankovic would do the 2013 Super Bowl half-time show.
Carrot Top is no longer a muscle head; non-TMZ camera men yell at Madonna's driver who's 12 minutes late picking her up; and the TMZ staffers argue if Drew Barrymore might be pregnant.
Ne-Yo spends only three grand at a strip club; Tara Reid unleashes Jedward; and Ben Stein is upset that he wasn't in the Ferris Bueller Honda Super Bowl Commercial.
Gary Busey runs in place and sings "Still the One" - but he does it for his kid, which doesn't make him crazy; Joe Manganiello is way too nice to the TMZ camera man; Harvey does an awful Sam Elliott impression; Kevin Hart shows off his huge calf muscles; David Spade and Kevin Farley make fun of Harvey and the TMZ staffers.moreless
Danny DeVito doesn't eat veal to be healthy, it's because of the cute little calves; Harvey doesn't like Madonna anymore - who can blame him?; and Elisabetta Canalis is caught kissing Steve-O - cue the TMZ staffers disappointment.
Paul Anka thinks if you can't sing, you shouldn't make an album - the same person that helped Harvey record "My Way"; John Stamos has an outtie belly button, which horrifies the TMZ staffers; and why did BET ban Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe?"
Gisele Bündchen bitches about the Patriots; Dez Bryant crotches the TMZ camera man, when he attempts to dunk over him; and the TMZ staffers don't like the idea that Whitney Houston may be dating Ray J.
LaVar Arrington gives TMZ one of their best clips ever; Eric Dickerson says scuba diving is a "white boy thing"; and the TMZ camera man is tongue tied around Kate Upton - who can blame him?
Jared from Subway refuses to show his abs; the TMZ staffers try to put together how Armie Hammer got arrested for marijuana possession; Tim Tebow likes some of Mel Gibson's movies; and Joan Rivers does her impression of Katharine Hepburn walking during an earthquake.
Lindsay Lohan's epic adventure to the White House Correspondent's Dinner; did Rick Santorum want to meet Lindsay Lohan?; Cee Lo doesn't know why people mess with Christina Aguilera; Matt Groening screws with the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers try to explain chivalry to Harvey.
Jessica Simpson giving birth interrupts Harvey making a point; did Ryan Seacrest get Holly Cavanaugh sick?; Bryan Callen and Chris D'Elia argue who would be better on Whitney - as if it would make that show watchable.
TMZ previews the Tupac musical; Ed Begley, Jr. tells how he is going to make his house the most green house on earth; and Harvey performs "My Way" with Paul Anka in Indio, California.
Floyd Mayweather isn't racist, he has white people that works for him; Richard Donner used to be neighbors with Harvey; Craig Robinson likes breasts in any situation; and former Mexican President Vicente Fox loves Mexican Coke - Coca-Cola, not the drug.
Which TMZ staffers are buying Lindsay Lohan's lies?; Dayo Okeniyi has annoying friends; who wins a Jessica Gomes/Kate Upton rivalry?; it's Justin Bieber's 18th birthday; and a TMZ staffer is obsessed with Disney Land.
Brett Ratner liked the Academy Awards; Rozonda Thomas thinks the TMZ camera man looks like Ryan Gosling; and Kate Upton wouldn't date a normal guy?
Josh Sussman takes on TMZ's own Shevonne in a game of Connect Four; Russell Simmons wants TMZ to do a feel-good story; and Anton Yelchin doesn't know a lot about Russian tradition.
Mickey Rourke clearly doesn't like Moneyball; does Eddie Van Halen lose his rock credibility for carrying around a pomeranian?; and Harvey carries around a purse.
Hulk Hogan enters the celebrity sex tape arena; the TMZ camera man wants Ken Jeong to prep him for his prostate exam; and the TMZ staffers go crazy over Oreos.
Has Taye Diggs ever beaten TMZ cameraman/staffer Van in a basketball game?; Larry King is old; and Dave Grohl has an alley named after him.
Oprah thinks the best way to break-up is via text; Akon pre-tests his songs in strip clubs?; Sean Young goes biking and gets locked out of her house; and who is Chrissy Teigen's girl fantasy?
Lindsay Lohan allegedly hits a man with her car; Godfrey's parents are from Nigeria and aren't ninjas; and Ryan Phillippe actually talks to the TMZ camerawoman.
Is Martha Stewart is afraid of saying gay?; Courtney Love claims that Kermit the Frog is raping Kurt Cobain; and Lisa Lampanelli is all for killing animals.
Charlie Sheen is for Palin in 2012 and he's wasted; Robbie Williams calls the TMZ camera man's bluff, when he says that he's a fan; Mark Margolis has only seen the illegal type of aliens; and TMZ wants you to picture Rihanna's bare breasts.
Thomas Lennon doesn't want the TMZ cameraman to pan down on him; Fisher Stevens won't look in other people's medicine cabinet; and Aubrey O'Day lets her dogs sit on a restaurant's table.
Sean Young talks about her arrest after a Academy Awards after-party; Angelina Jolie's desperation act at the Academy Awards; Dwight Yoakam doesn't miss eating steaks; Mark Ballas hates Dance Moms; and Josh Sussman beats the TMZ camera man in Connect Four.
What would Kevin Costner do if a man tried to kiss him?; Lionel Richie lies to the TMZ camera man; and Kris Allen bites the hand that feeds him.
TMZ's own Anna reads a passage from 50 Shades of Grey.
It's old folks day at TMZ as Shirley Jones and Abe Vigoda get stopped by TMZ camera men; Christie Brinkley still looks amazing at the age of 58; and Bai Ling stands on a street corner playing with handguns.
Kunal Nayyar believes in the big bang theory; Gary Busey had a vision quest and it's awesome; Molly Sims is pregnant, but doesn't have cravings?; and Anthony Bourdain is upset that Harvey would rather hang out with Paula Deen over him.
The TMZ camera man's mic cuts on Eva Longoria, leaving to old-timey production; Pete Holmes is less interesting than the E*TRADE baby; and the TMZ staffers agree, Plymouth Rock sucks - this is one educational show.
The Rej3ectz watch Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy; Billy Crystal celebrates a naked Burt Reynolds; and Tabby Brown tells how classy British women pass gas.
Jillian Michaels doesn't want people to go vegan; TMZ gets bush-side coverage of Mark Zuckerberg's wedding - such a fascinating story; and Harvey gets bored by El DeBarge - who can blame him?
Tracy Morgan in freaky-deaky - he likes hairy women and hunchbacks; and the TMZ staffers rip Rob Lowe for making Lifetime movies.
Aubrey O'Day is self-helping; Al Cowlings really doesn't want to talk; and more Kardashian talk.
The TMZ staffers go nuts over 2 Chainz being detained at the airport over brass knuckles.
Katherine Heigl would return to Grey's Anatomy - a failing movie career would do that; Elisabetta Canalis goes from George Clooney to Steve-O?; Emmy Rossum is #3 on the TMZ camera man's list, which she doesn't take to fondly; and Shevonne gets scolded for eating Twinkies.
Selma Blair is truthful about ugly kids; and Snoop Dogg doesn't want anything bad said about him.
Dan Majerle talks sweaty basketball players; Mario Batali claims that the servers don't mess with the food that's sent back anymore; and the TMZ staffers spend a lot time talking about Jordan Carver.
Gerard Butler doesn't remember his past conquests - sorry Brandi Glanville; TMZ staffers speculate who the Godparents of Blue Ivy will be; and Molly Simms clearly doesn't follow football.
Demi Moore does whip-its; Rachael Ray wants healthy Super Bowl food; Deryck Whibley sells Chris Paul a lemon house; Nikki Fox is drunk, which doesn't make her smarter; and Jennifer Coolidge makes more than Tara Reid.
Steven Soderbergh admits that his movie Haywire is doing terrible in theaters; nobody would talk to Jeremy Piven if he wasn't an actor, but does Entourage count as acting?; the TMZ camera woman asks Rico Rodriguez some bizarre questions; and TMZ's own Shevonne tries to break Takeru Kobayashi's record of eating four Twinkies in a minute.moreless
What does Steve Tisch value more: his Academy Award or Super Bowl ring?; and the TMZ camera man makes Tiffani Amber Thiessen feel special, in a weird way.
The TMZ staffers go crazy because Chris Brown and Rihanna were partying in the same place; Brett Butler now claims that she sees dead people; and Kim Kardashian wants to cook for Harvey - she finally wants to earn her publicity.
Johnny Weir wants Harvey to sing "My Way" while they're both in the bathtub; Bai Ling shows off her new self and gives the TMZ camera man a sample of her new song; and Steven Scott doesn't want to talk, cause he never makes it to air.
George Clooney is arrested for protesting in front of the Sudanese Embassy; Rampage Jackson obliges his fan and slaps him in the face; and the valet at Madeo causes havoc with the paparazzi.
Justin Bieber hit his head - lead story on TMZ; Joan Rivers calls into the meeting to complain about Costco; and Henry Cavill is a good looking blank-slate.
Rose McGowen mocks all the stereotypical comments made about children; Vanna White gives a predictable answer; Justin Bieber shuts down Norway; and Rick Savage thinks everyone has been in the trunk of a car.
Kurt Russell wants paid for his appearances on TMZ; Kathy Griffin is in a bikini at a doughnut shop - so why not relate celebrities to doughnuts?; and TMZ's Van teaches a new generation of kids a different way to use curse words.
Justin Bieber beats up a paparazzi - allegedly; Simon Cowell and Britney Spears wants Harvey and TMZ to play nice; and Kim Kardashian's publicist may be more hate-able than Kim Kardashian.
Josh Hutcherson clears up the broken nose or deviated septum controversy; Elke the Stallion might be a little bit too much; Kim Kardashian is still a horrible person; and Suzanne Somers gives anti-aging advice to Harvey, which offends him.
2gether reunites on the streets and sings "Calculus"; Eric Roberts would save puppies over money; and Juliette Lewis calls the TMZ cameraman an a**hole.
Josh Hutcherson thinks if you can go to war, you should be able to drink; Ethan Hawke isn't Mark McGrath you genius; and the TMZ staffers pick sides in the Paula Deen/Anthony Bourdain feud.
Samuel L. Jackson gave up civil rights for Lent; video of Thomas Jane from 1999 dressed as a woman and air humping surfaces.
A TMZ episode full of all types of Kardashain talk.
The Game stops his show to help a fainting fan and gives him sound medical advice; Kenyon Martin makes fun of LeBron James' receding hair line; and Kim Kardashian is still going to Laser-Away.
Tom Smothers does some yo-yo tricks; Gary Busey is at an Indian pow-wow - it sounds more crazy than it actually is; and are tattoo's still cool now that Kelsey Grammer has one?
Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan won't answer any of the TMZ camera man's questions - go figure; Aubrey Plaza runs away from the TMZ camera man; Fab Morvan thinks Milli Vanilli were ahead of it's time; The Game gets a $1,400 bottle of champagne, then pours it out in street - that's class; and would Ludacris open for a Tupac hologram?moreless
Chevy Chase defends Mel Gibson, but he doesn't really care; Steven Bauer takes a stab at why rappers love Scarface; the TMZ camera man asks Tim Gunn for wardrobe advice; and Jennifer Flavin says not to compliment a woman's hairy toes.
Alfonso Ribeiro stole "The Carlton" from Couteney Cox; Suge Knight shows off his new artists and they may be real gangstas - allegedly; Nia Long hates the TMZ Tour Bus, because it wakes her up; and Herman Cain would meet Jesus over being President - thank Jesus.
Shorty Rossi isn't scared of Suge Knight; and Brendan Fraser reflects on 20 years since Encino Man.
Michael Clarke Duncan can't believe that Kim Kardashian will run for Mayor of Glendale - the appropriate reaction; why is Trevor Donovan speaking at the World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates?; and the TMZ staffers turn Dick Clark's name into a double entendre.
Simon Cowell comments on Britney Spears joining X-Factor; why is Cedric Yarbrough being asked about the black guys suing ABC over The Bachelor?; and Serinda Swan likes to jump out of planes.
Mark Ballas and his girlfriend get into a big fight in front of TMZ cameras; John Savage plays Russian Roulette with the TMZ camera man, not literally - there's an app for it; and Kevin Hart picks street smart over book smart.
The TMZ camera man scolds Larry King for not answering his question; Mark Curry has a very bad day; and TMZ tries to find out who's smarter the cast of The Real Housewives of New York or the cast of The Real Housewives New Jersey.
Kim Kardashian gets flour-bombed; Byron Allen outs TMZ staffer Ryan's dirty secret; and the TMZ camera man does a bad impression of Al Pacino to Al Pacino.
Mickey Rourke may or may not like Moneyball.
TMZ investigates if Dial-A-Star really works; Larry David gets stuck in a parking garage; Terry Crews tries to help the TMZ camera man learn how to pec-pop; and what did Christopher Stanley learn from working on Mad Men?
D.L. Hughley hypothetically talks about dating a woman with narcolepsy; Virginia Madsen would rather see people naked, than the future; and the TMZ staffers are shocked at how good Martina Navratilova looks.
Jason Russell likes to power walk naked in San Diego; Kristen Johnston gets bored by the TMZ camera man; and Connor Cruise's favorite action film does not star Tom Cruise.
Because of a Fiat sponsorship, TMZ shoots a commercial with the surfer guy and the Irish guy, driving a Fiat to see which one women think is more attractive driving it; and who would narrate a biography about Morgan Freeman?
The people who made the Kony 2012 video are disgusting individuals; Will Sasso makes fun of his friend Bryan Callen; Todd Glass usually doesn't smoke marijuana and then go out in public.
Steven Tyler thinks he's a better song writer than Keith Richards and Mick Jagger; Donald Trump, Jr. doesn't care that he got backlash for his safari hunting; and a fire drill causes panic in the TMZ news room.
Chevy Chase takes back what he said about Dan Harmon, then takes back the take back; the TMZ camera man doesn't know much about Niecy Nash; and Deepak Chopra cites arbitrary already well known sayings.
Oprah won't answer if she ever smoked marijuana; Jerry Seinfeld wants the TMZ camera man to stop asking elementary questions; and the TMZ staffers debate if Sam Worthington is the new Steve Guttenberg.
Shevonne and Anna take part in another TMZ-Fiat Challenge; Samuel L. Jackson tries to start trouble with the TMZ staffers; and Chevy Chase calls the TMZ camera man a filthy whore - in a fun way.
Tom Hardy has an awesome beard, but has been mistaken for homeless; Michael Bay and Tyrese kiss and make-up on TMZ Live, over something - probably making bad movies.
Junior dos Santos sings Adele; George Lucas says there will be no new Star Wars films; never ask Rihanna personal questions, or she'll act condescending towards you; and what would Ed Asner do if he won Mega Millions?
Bai Ling thinks Asian girls are the most mysterious in the world; TMZ staffers learn why bird feces is white; and Bree Olson is helping raise awareness of breast cancer.
Woody Allen ate with Lindsay Lohan - now she's winning an Oscar?; and Camille Solari yammers on about something unimportant - which makes the TMZ staffers do the same.
Erin Andrews is afraid of being made fun of by the TMZ staffers and Harvey feels her pain; a member of the paparazzi sneaks in a massage question to John Travolta; and Eddie Van Halen confirms Van Halen was featured in Back to the Future.
Sam Elliott doesn't know where TMZ comes up with it's sh*t; Tori Vance gives step-by-step instructions on how 18-year-olds can get busted for DUI; and Harvey thinks Lance Bass has more fun than Justin Timberlake.
John Popper plays a little riff for Harvey; Vincent de Paul is a complete douche; Ruben Studdard knows his American Idol history; and women from the International Pole Dancing Competition invade the TMZ Tour Bus.
Larry Hagman gets asked the craziest question in the history of TMZ; and the TMZ staffers are dumbfounded that Nadya Suleman is actually dating a real life person.
Kristin Chenoweth can't talk; Stephanie Brinlee pole dances on a street sign; Richard Lewis has a verbal barrage on the TMZ camera man; and Rebecca Black is nervous.
Katie Holmes files for divorce from Tom Cruise; Khloe Kardashian still wants to be wished happy birthday?; and Harvey trips over a cane, which causes an injury and hysteria in the newsroom.
Jerry Seinfeld could care less about Harvey driving a Porsche; Billy Crystal wouldn't mind being decapitated?; Harland Williams would drive through an orphanage to save bunnies; and Sheryl Crow forgets the words to one of her most popular songs.
Stevie Wonder wants to be a TMZ camera man - cue the blind jokes; Kathy Griffin doesn't care about Disneyland; and the TMZ staffers firmly place their tongue on Howard Stern's ass.
Sam Elliott doesn't know what the f*ck a pedicure is - He's awesome; Mark Ballas doesn't know who he'd want to be; Ne-Yo wants to know who tapes them self masturbating; and Harvey wants to know B.o.B. means.
Billy Crystal doesn't seem excited to be attending George Clooney's fundraiser for President Obama; and Bruce Johnston thinks President Obama is an a**hole - at least he thinks the same thing about Mitt Romney.
Macy Gray would write a campaign song for Mitt Romney, even though she's a Barack Obama supporter?; Vanessa Angel helps debunk a Kevin Sorbo internet urban legend; and a TMZ staffer doesn't know how to pronounce Chernobyl.
Benedict Cumberbatch looks like a lot of famous celebrities and an otter; and TMZ investigates why Christina Aguilera hates Tony Lucca - But not why Kim Kardashian was banned from the Met Gala.
Jeff Daniels says that a sequel to Dumb & Dumber is dead; and TMZ breaks the story that the Kim Kardashian sex tape may be phony.
Priscilla Presley watches a bodyguard take down an already injured autograph seeker; Drake's image is all good; Kelly Carlson would do a lesbian scene with Betty White; and the TMZ staffers get distracted by Kate Upton - who can blame them?
Steve Mesler proves that even gold medalists can be douchebags; and the TMZ staffers think Megan Fox is pregnant - or bloated.
Charlie Sheen seems awesome to hang-out with; Hip Hop Gamer and his crew does a dance to honor D-Day; and Richard Simmons gives the best cheer for the Kings - he doesn't know which sport the Kings are though.
Michael C. Hall actually talks to the TMZ camera man and he's really nice; Janice Dickinson throws her support for President to Johnny - he's running for Student Council President; Simon Rex and Riff Raff may have had more than a couple of drinks; and Josh Sussman cut off his Jewfro.moreless
Erin Andrews is a total bitch, so says the majority of the TMZ staffers; Matthew Lillard is a total bitch because he makes fun of the TMZ camera man; Marcos Ferraez is embarrassed that he was in Pacific Blue - But who's Marcos Ferraez?; and Kanye West's song "Flashing Lights" isn't meant to be taken seriously.moreless
Kris Jenner doesn't know any Kanye West songs - Not even "Gold Digger"; Evander Holyfield doesn't want to talk about his bitten off ear; Moisés Arias doesn't want to know when he's going to die; and Harvey approves of the black girl-blonde hair movement.
Lindsay Lohan crashes her rented Porsche; the TMZ staffers still think Kris Humphries is stupid; and the TMZ staffers think that Harvey jinxed the Kings.
None of the New Jersey Devils want to talk to the TMZ camera man after losing in the Stanley Cup Finals - go figure; Kevin Bacon doesn't want to answer if he thinks actors are smart; and the TMZ staffers debate if Erin Andrews has fake breasts.
John Witherspoon goes #2 before getting on an airplane; and the TMZ staffers make a big deal about Drake going to a nightclub, a week after a fight with Chris Brown in a nightclub - really.
Nadya Suleman may do another adult film; and Brandon Jacobs is keeping a kid's money.
Rihanna doesn't know Drake and Chris Brown fought over her?; Aretha Franklin stays only twenty minutes at President Obama's $40,000-a-plate fundraiser; and TMZ staffers fight over CoCo's ass.
Miranda Kerr blows a kiss to TMZ's own Max; Floyd Mayweather is a big cry-baby; is Warner Brothers ashamed of TMZ?; and the TMZ staffers wonder if Rick Allen holds the record for sleeping with the most women as a handicapped.
TMZ leads with a possible nude photo of Kim Kardashian - a woman who was in a pornographic movie; the TMZ staffers assume Edward Furlong was wasted; and Britney Spears is only famous because she dressed up as a catholic school girl.
Richard Simmons celebrates his 63rd birthday in a rainbow colored tutu, then planks on the sidewalk.
Jason Segel tries to explain to the TMZ camera man his role in the new Muppet film.
Blake Griffin isn't going to play for Van's rec league; Marcellus Wiley might be interested in TMZ's new lawyer; and Alan Ritchson trains attack dogs for fun?
Charisma Carpenter tells how she was hit by a car; the TMZ staffers debate who's better looking: Rob Lowe or John Stamos; and Soleil Moon Frye thinks her daughter should be cast as Punky Brewster - go figure.
LeAnn Rimes gets a little testy with the TMZ camera man, because she didn't know what he asked her; and what's Regis Philbin going to do now?
Mark McGrath would give up sex, over sleep and food for a week.
Reggie Miller wants to take TMZ's Chad with him to an Angels game; Rhys Coiro can't find a cab to take him to JFK; and TMZ staffer Ryan lays the smackdown (wrestling term) on the show's residential Statler and Waldorf.
Amber Lancaster is getting tired of being asked "if size does matter"; Bree Olson is trying to become a legitimate actress; and Ellen DeGeneres is going to fight a parking ticket.
The TMZ family loses a member, as Rib Eye passed away; Clint Eastwood thinks westerns suck now, because he's not in them; Nancy Grace is now blaming her Dancing with the Stars partner for farting; and Playboy wants to do a "Women of TMZ" issue.
Lee Majors wants Harvey to stop picking on Charles; Fred Stoller drinks his coffee that had a bubble burst in it; and Hector Elizondo would be Ernie, if he could be a puppet.
Bristol Palin shows she's an idiotic person, while arguing with another idiotic person; Rhea Pearlman loves troll foot; Lisa Vanderpump has had a tough few years financially, never mind she just bought a mansion with eight bathrooms; the TMZ staffers debate which party has the attractive people, the Republicans or Democrats; and Sophie Monk can fit her fist in her mouth.moreless
Hugh Jackman didn't break a wrestler's jaw; Dick Van Dyke is still awesome; Brian Callen and Chris D'Elia argue about their (horrible) new shows; and Carson Kressley thinks the LGBT advocates will support him and Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars.
Simon Cowell takes a shot at American Idol; and Jack Hanna wants a chicken with him, if he's ever stranded on a deserted island.
Brooke Mueller is happy that Charlie Sheen is settling his lawsuit with Warner Bros. for $125 million; and Ivana Trump eats poor peoples food - a pretzel from a street vendor.
Kym Johnson doesn't like Ben Roethlisberger, but it's not for the reason most women don't like him; and the TMZ staffers debate if Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors.
Nancy Grace denies that she had a wardrobe malfunction during Dancing with the Stars; and Vin Diesel sucks at driving.
Ron Howard and Brian Grazer talk Spy vs. Spy; Scott Wolf gets asked terrible questions by the TMZ camera man; the TMZ staffers fight about Storage Wars; and Dana White knows the difference between Japanese and Chinese people.
James Remer thinks his Warriors fans could take on his Dexter and Sex and the City fans; Anthony Weiner accidently walks into a Kim Kardashian pap crush; and TMZ's Van asks Blake Griffin to play on his league team, since he's locked out.
What would Helen Mirren do if she wasn't an actress?; Seth MacFarlane takes a shot at the Smurfs movie; and the TMZ staffers make fun of Nancy Grace farting on Dancing with the Stars.
LeAnn Rimes wore evening wear on her flight?; and Ray J beats Tupac in the battle of the batons.
Michael Chiklis explains how he he went bald; Rick Springfield isn't Rick Astley; and Don Rickles is still awesome.
Rick Dees is still talking about "Disco Duck?"; Trevor Donovan is playing Ken in the Barbie Movie - it's really a thing; and Herman Cain knows how to solve problems - but does a pizza problem equate to a White House problem?
What is Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt doing at a sperm bank?; if you like Billy Madison, Bradley Whitford thinks you should watch better movies; Said Faraj plays "Arab or Not an Arab" with the TMZ camera man; and Jim Piddock has written a movie based on TMZ?
Albert Brooks doesn't know how to work the new parking meters in Los Angeles; Thomas Lennon shows how underratedly funny he is; and Janice Dickinson stands on a street corner eating meat.
The TMZ camera man informs Cameron Crowe that the elephant doesn't have the biggest member of the animal kingdom; and Morgan Spurlock doesn't count In-N-Out Burger as fast food?
Piers Morgan says his show on CNN is going great - what a liar; and Joey Fatone thinks Batman takes his mask off during sex.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both talk to the TMZ camera man, they both like TMZ - or Angelina Jolie has a new movie coming out and wants to promote it; and Mark Thompson pulls Harvey into a fight about the casting of a mid-90's environmental disaster movie - awesome television.moreless
Charlie Sheen comments on Brooke Mueller's arrest and buries the police department; Russell Peters doesn't know the lyrics to "Livin' on a Prayer"; and the TMZ staffers debate if Jew afros are equal to black people's afros.
What will Howard Stern bring to America's Got Talent?; Stellan Skarsgård isn't afraid of the world ending; Bobby Brown gives fat guys dancing advice; and the TMZ staffers debate who was the best serial killer.
Michael Bublé calls himself a prostitute for Christmas, then sings with the TMZ camera man; Jake Busey tells how he asked his fiancee to marry him; Hope Dworaczyk basically calls Lindsay Lohan fat; and a rat spotting in the TMZ news room puts the staffers in a fervor.
Lindsey Vonn reaffirms she is not dating Tim Tebow; and what did Rob McElhenney like about getting fat for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Paris Hilton headlines Full-Throttle-Fashion (which makes its return after a five year hiatus), where TMZ staffers look at Aspen fashion; and Isabella Barrett throws down some toddler smack talk.
Joan Rivers thinks her daughter should be in an adult film; R. Kelly has 32 more chapters for "Trapped in a Closet?"; Russell Peters gives advice on how to fake a foreign language; and the TMZ staffers argue if Mr. Belding is the most iconic principle in television or movies.
The TMZ staffers argue about Kobe Bryant's divorce.
Tony Rock doesn't want to talk about white celebrities?
Joey Fatone puts another nail in the *NSYNC coffin; and the female TMZ staffers are looking forward to doing an episode of TMZ in a prison.
The TMZ staffers accept Vinnie Jones' offer to play him and his friends in a soccer match - they're going to get killed; and the TMZ staffers fight about which condiment to put on corndogs.
Amber Heard has had the problem of people questioning their sexuality around her on more than one occasion; Andrew Zimmern eating exotic animals sets off the TMZ staffers; Tony Lister talks about doing another Friday movie with Chris Tucker; and Ben Vereen has an uncomfortable moment.
Gary Busey is still crazy; Joan Rivers tells some old lady breasts jokes; and the TMZ staffers talk about some of their past binge eating habits, then they argue if people should tell their children Santa Claus doesn't exist.
Everybody loves Amber Heard; TMZ investigates if Anthony Hopkins is a true TMZ fan; and Chris D'Elia has the assumption that Harvey doesn't like him.
Malin Åkerman gets asked about white domination - as in the human race; Amber Heard would go on a date with TMZ's Matt; Amanda Seyfried might play Linda Lovelace; and Vinnie Jones wants to kick Max's ass.
The TMZ staffers don't know who Natalie Wood is; and Armie Hammer almost gets hit by a car.
David Spade calls TMZ's Kelly and Shevonne cranky; and Peter Asher thinks Austin Powers looks like he used to look - very true statement.
Garrett Morris wants to make it clear that he's not on skid row; and Terrell Owens wants to be a TMZ camera man? - Hopefully he'll remember to turn the mic on.
Spud Webb is coaching a woman's basketball team that is comprised of strippers?
Mike Huckabee isn't going to endorse Mitt Romney; and Harvey wouldn't pay anything if one of the TMZ camera were kidnapped.
Gene Simmons acts like his monotone, unfunny self; Michael Strahan shows off his "finger trick" which is more disturbing than Gene Simmons; Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison possibly act worse than Gene Simmons does.
The TMZ staffers wonder if Kevin Clash uses the Elmo voice when he's having sex.
In honor of the day after Christmas the TMZ staffers play charades to pitch past show clips.
Gary Busey isn't talking to the TMZ camera man, he's off for Christmas; Brandi Glanville isn't Camille Grammer; and Bai Ling races go karts - somewhat badly.
The TMZ camera man catches Frank Abagnale at LAX; and Elijah Wood loves the TMZ camera men that asks stupid questions.
Minka Kelly actually talks and it's overrated; Antonio Banderas wears Old Spice, but wouldn't be in the commercials; and Sharie Manon's daughter may be a brat.
Brittany Snow talks about going from being a blonde to a redhead; the TMZ staffers try to figure out just who Barry Weiss from Storage Wars is; Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison continue their bizarre relationship and try to pull the TMZ camera man into it as well; and the male TMZ staffers are falling in love with Ryan Gosling.moreless
In honor of New Year's Day the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips that involve celebrities in foreign and exotic locations.
Gary Busey gives advice for the new year; and Harvey wants to go to a black barbershop.
The TMZ staffers try to determine if Paris Hilton had cocaine in her SUV; Elisabetta Canalis doesn't want to talk to the TMZ camera man because she's not wearing make-up; and Erin Andrews continues to be bitchy.
Lukas Haas prefers body wash over bar soap, which causes controversy in the TMZ news room; Ted Danson isn't talking to Larry David anymore?; what does Justin Chambers know about gumbo?; and the TMZ staffers do not care that Rachel Uchitel is pregnant.
James Caan kicks ass; the TMZ camera man wonders if Gedde Watanabe has been typecast; and a sneak preview of The Zone: The TMZ Musical.
Lisa Lampanelli rips NBC andThe Celebrity Apprentice.
Dana Wilkey won't date you if you drive a mini-van; and Linda Thompson says Elvis Presley was more than just the king of rock & roll.
Does Ernest Borgnine still masturbate?; Holly Madison doesn't know what the prefect proposal would be; Mark Feuerstein has never been oil-checked; and Fatman Scoop yells the news.
John Stamos is a little drunk and reflects on his career; and why is Hulk Hogan shaving his mustache off?
Jennifer Hudson contradicts herself on why she didn't take the lead role in Precious; and Dolph Lundgren thinks he could bench press Harvey.
Jeremy Piven doesn't seem interested in vegan-bodybuilding; Jesse Garcia demonstrates how a lady should eat a banana; and the TMZ staffers argue over who's worse: Amber Rose or Kim Kardashian.
Georges St. Pierre gets asked by the TMZ camera man if people could fight a bear and win; and Pat Riley tries to end the debate of who was the best player for the Lakers.
Brian Grazer doesn't know who's going to host the Academy Awards, since Eddie Murphy quit; and why do people in prison like to watch TMZ?