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Kevin Federline getting getting custody of his and Britney Spears' children; Tori Spelling performing at the Pussycat Lounge; and Dancing with Our Stars: Week 2.
More coverage of Britney Spears losing custody of her children; will Kevin Federline be a better parent than Britney Spears was?; coverage of the Really Awards; Jude Law and Sarah Silverman being heckled after a television appearance; and Suge Knight comments on Britney Spears.
The do's and do not's of taking care of children; Rick Fox betting on a fight that took place in a parking lot; the Eva Longoria sex tape; tips on how celebrities can avoid the paparazzi; and the winner of Dancing with Our Stars week two.
The best of the week from October 1-5, 2007.
An update on Britney Spears' custody battle and Lindsay Lohan's rehab stay; Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt trying bring awareness to world hunger; and Rachel Leigh Cook faces off against Alicia Silverstone in Who'd You Rather?
Continuing coverage of Ellen DeGeneres' dog story and Orlando Bloom being in a car accident; Paris Hilton is going to Africa and wants to meet with Nelson Mandela; Steve-O acting like Steve-O; Ben Kingsley's role model is Britney Spears and he sings her new song "Gimme More."
The best of the week from October 8-12, 2007.
The story of Ellen DeGeneres giving a dog away and an animal shelter taking it back; an update on Orlando Bloom and the car accident he was in; is Rhianna's dog gangsta?; and Keisha Cole faces off against Vanessa Marcil in Who'd You Rather?
Britney Spears going out and being followed by the paparazzi again; Tara Conner's no longer a party girl; Damon Wayans saying "Homey don't play that" and confusing a young kid; who's the mack daddy of music: Sean Combs or Mick Jagger?; and Ty Murray faces off against Luke Perry in Who'd You Rather?moreless
How long should celebrities wait to announce they're pregnant?; celebrities like to drive fancy import cars, but do any of them know how to actually drive them?; and video of Mya falling face first into a camera man while performing in Las Vegas, that leads into Who'd You Rather where Mya faces off against Bai Ling.moreless
The paparazzi filling up Britney Spears' car; Liv Tyler's mom seems to be a big fan of TMZ; the Pint-Size Paparazzi; and the paparazzi follow Jeremy Piven and Perrey Reeves.
The people who live in Britney Spears' neighborhood are upset with all the paparazzi; the paparazzi help Britney Spears change a flat tire; Pamela Anderson has married Rick Solomon; and TMZ presents The Top 5 Media Whores...
Danny Bonaduce not facing charges for throwing Jonny Fairplay into a stage; Bill Paxton and Fred Durst are friends?; Kyra Sedgwick's pictures are worth more than three dollars; Mark McGrath has a message for TMZ's own Max; and Gary Busey speaks out on love, friendship, and the devil.
Orlando Bloom walks away from a car accident that he caused; Britney Spears comments on her day in court; Madonna being a good friend by slamming a car door in her friend's face; Bobby Brown's smoking although he had a heart attack a few days ago; and Kirk Cameron takes on Hugh Jackman in Who'd You Rather?moreless
An recap of the Ellen DeGeneres story and her emotional breakdown on her show; an update on the Orlando Bloom story; does Jake Gyllenhaal really sign his name when he gives autographs?; and coverage of Los Angeles' Fashion Week.
Ne-Yo drops a bombshell - he used to be married; and the TMZ staffers argue over if Paula Patton and Robin Thicke had sex in the bathroom at a party.
In honor of Memorial Day the TMZ staffers sing their pitches of past show clips.
Rosario Dawson isn't afraid of any of the muppets on Sesame Street; Kim Kardashian is being stingy, by not showing off what made her famous; and the TMZ staffers try to figure out if Darius Rucker is a cowboy, black or a Mexican.
Nick Cannon doesn't think both people in a relationship need to work - how ironic; Richard Rawlings takes multiple shots at Jesse James; and the TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian is a horrible person.
John Witherspoon goes #2 before getting on an airplane; and the TMZ staffers make a big deal about Drake going to a nightclub, a week after a fight with Chris Brown in a nightclub - really.
Meat Loaf sends a special message to TMZ; and Dominic Monaghan brags about Manchester United beating the MLS All-Stars?
Dick Van Dyke's car blows up real good; Kanye West is a weirdo; and Jay-Z shuts down Miami until LeBron James shows up at his concert.
Michael Douglas is so going to fire someone for leaving him stranded at LAX; Laila Ali doesn't know who Ronda Rousey is? - Them's fightin' words!; Kim Kardashian is a huge pompous ass; and the TMZ staffers over think Michelle Obama announcing the winner of the Best Picture at the Academy Awards.moreless
Kevin Costner asks the TMZ camera man to update him on one of his lawsuits; Jimmie Johnson gets asked stupid questions by the TMZ camera man - go figure; and Kris Jenner is a horrible person.
Justin Bieber continues to be annoying; Mark Cuban isn't amused by the TMZ camera man; LeAnn Rimes is a prodigy?; and the TMZ staffers are fascinated with Google Glass.
Kanye West flips out on the paparazzi - which the video is too expensive for TMZ to buy; Gun Play pistol whips his accountant and its caught on video; and Laird Hamilton gives tips on how to survive a shark attack.
Vera Wang only knows how to say "thank you"; and the TMZ staffers are really looking forward to the new season of Game of Thrones.
Julianne Hough chops her hair off; what was Mark Cuban's worst investment?; and the TMZ staffers give tips on how to beat the cops in a high-speed chase.
Thomas Lennon makes fun of the TMZ camera men; Joel McHale feels bad for the TMZ staffers and wants to be a guest host?; Paul Anka continues to sing the praises of Harvey's singing; and Fabolous gives his top five rappers.
Dana White thinks MMA should be in the Olympics, but he has enough sh*t to do; Rod Carew isn't Jewish; Shemar Moore has a crush on TMZ's own Kelly; the TMZ camera man gets tongue tied around Michael Weatherly; and Paulina Gretzky is signing autographs - why though?
Jon Cryer shows off his bloody injuries he got during the biking portion of the Malibu Triathlon; Ryan Lochte confirms Seth MacFarlane's impression of him is spot-on; and Harvey is excited that Elizabeth Shue and Andrew Shue ate together.
Lindsay Lohan gets arrested again - this time in New York City, instead of Los Angeles; Fred Willard completed his sex education course; Gary Busey likes to talk, a lot; Michael Weatherly wants to be Bill Clinton; Pete Sampras wants nothing to do with the TMZ camera man; and John Rich doesn't think it's cool for guys to ride a mechanical bull.moreless
Lindsay Lohan is happy to be free from house arrest, so happy she goes out partying; and Justin Bieber acts like a tough guy, when he's flanked by his big security guards.
Jim Carrey does some graffiti art and may be losing his mind; and Kennedy watches TMZ every night.
The TMZ staffers ponder if they would ever eat dog food.
The TMZ staffers argue over where Kim Kardashian ate - really, people fighting over where a porn star ate.
The TMZ camera man catches Frank Abagnale at LAX; and Elijah Wood loves the TMZ camera men that asks stupid questions.
Abby Wambach celebrates winning a gold medal by eating pizza and drinking; Donna D'Errico is fulfilling her childhood dream by looking for Noah's Ark; and the TMZ camera man talks about James Deen's acting career - seriously.
Sam Elliott doesn't know where TMZ comes up with it's sh*t; Tori Vance gives step-by-step instructions on how 18-year-olds can get busted for DUI; and Harvey thinks Lance Bass has more fun than Justin Timberlake.
Olivier Martinez beats down Gabriel Aubry over Halle Berry on Thanksgiving; Sam Elliott talks awesome mustaches; and the TMZ staffers argue over Jessica Simpson's weight loss.
Hulk Hogan claims he was oil checked by Andre the Giant.
Jason Segel tries to explain to the TMZ camera man his role in the new Muppet film.
Conan O'Brien shows how pale he is; who would be in Alice Cooper's golf foursome?; and the TMZ staffers think Gwyneth Paltrow wants people to buy expensive items.
Charlie Hunnam would ride a Vespa; and Pitbull says that being able to roll your R's is a big part of the sexual experience.
Ne-Yo thinks nerds has more sex than politicians; a supposed fashion icon wears a moo moo - which proves fashion means nothing; and TMZ's own Van reveals too much about his showering habits.
Antonio Villaraigosa says the NFL will return to Los Angeles soon.
Matt Damon isn't sure if the set to his Liberace movie is haunted; Alex Trebek tells Harvey that "sh*t happens"; and Thomas Haden Church doesn't want to talk about saving a guys life.
Lindsay Lohan is a liar; Snoop Dogg says f*ck Sprite; Lisa Ann has stripped at a Bat Mitzvah; Jenny McCarthy is a complete airhead; and Larry the Cable Guy says there are different levels of rednecks.
The TMZ staffers don't know who Natalie Wood is; and Armie Hammer almost gets hit by a car.
Bruce Jenner quashes rumors that he's getting divorced from Kris Jenner - who cares?; if you don't know what Pitbull is saying, get Rosetta Stone papi; and Pat Riley doesn't want to remake Gone with the Wind - wait what?
Katt Williams is upset that Faizon Love is talking about street business; Chris Pratt talks about getting fat - Anna Faris loves 'em fat; and Cee Lo plays The Voice with the TMZ camera man.
Josh Duhamel couldn't wait to get a finger - up there; TMZ's own Kelly gets catty with Andie MacDowell over her make-up ads; and the TMZ staffers debate the merits of urinating in the shower.
Ethan Embry and his friend make fun of the new Irish TMZ camera man; and nobody will let James Woods slap their ass anymore.
Camilla Poindexter takes us on a trip to Jiggly Land; The Miz doesn't know why the TMZ staffers hate him; the TMZ camera man does magic tricks for Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight; and the TMZ staffers try to answer the long unknown question: why do black people wear jeans at the beach?moreless
Adrian Peterson hurts Harvey's hand with a handshake; and Dr. Phil helps up a fallen TMZ camera man.
Does Ernest Borgnine still masturbate?; Holly Madison doesn't know what the prefect proposal would be; Mark Feuerstein has never been oil-checked; and Fatman Scoop yells the news.
Georges St. Pierre gets asked by the TMZ camera man if people could fight a bear and win; and Pat Riley tries to end the debate of who was the best player for the Lakers.
Bronson Pelletier is a bold faced liar - allegedly; Gary Busey is still the one, and he's having fun; the TMZ staffers share stories about how they've clogged up toilets.
Erin Andrews is afraid of being made fun of by the TMZ staffers and Harvey feels her pain; a member of the paparazzi sneaks in a massage question to John Travolta; and Eddie Van Halen confirms Van Halen was featured in Back to the Future.
Jeff Daniels says that a sequel to Dumb & Dumber is dead; and TMZ breaks the story that the Kim Kardashian sex tape may be phony.
Lindsay Lohan crashes her rented Porsche; the TMZ staffers still think Kris Humphries is stupid; and the TMZ staffers think that Harvey jinxed the Kings.
Chris Brown continues to act like the little girl he is; Tate Donovan has a weapon in his possession - a SAG Award; Burton Gilliam is awesome; and the TMZ staffers are shocked that an actual NFL player doesn't want Tim Tebow on their team - they really shouldn't be reporting on sports.moreless
Gary Busey continues to talk gibberish; and Tyra Banks now looks like an alien.
Hugh Jackman didn't break a wrestler's jaw; Dick Van Dyke is still awesome; Brian Callen and Chris D'Elia argue about their (horrible) new shows; and Carson Kressley thinks the LGBT advocates will support him and Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars.
Joan Rivers was around for the first Olympics - the Ancient Greek ones; and TMZ tries to break the record of how many unimportant rappers and athletes they can shove into 19 minutes of television - plus Kim Kardashian.
Brian Unger completely stumps the TMZ staffers; Blake Griffin is exciting as a Clippers game; and Kristin Chenoweth is sad because she isn't married?
Britney Spears isn't crazy anymore?; Leslie Jordan says it's important to vote; and TMZ claims it made Las Vegas $23 million off the nude Prince Harry pictures.
The female TMZ staffers go nuts over a picture of David Beckham's package.
Mark Wahlberg kept the fake prosthetic thing from Boogie Nights?; Ben Stein claims Richard Nixon was the greatest President of the 20th century - he's clearly a moron; and Madeline Zima has nothing to do with Zima the drink.
Jessica Alba actually talks to the paparazzi; and Lauren Hutton doesn't think she'll pose nude again.
William Moseley doesn't want to think about not being cast as Harry Potter; Jackie Collins calls the female TMZ staffers "strong and positive"; and the TMZ staffers wonder how Dr. Dre got his name.
Hulk Hogan can still kiss Richard Belzer's ass; Alyson Hannigan calls the Beatles a boy band; and Carl Weathers doesn't like the idea of a Rocky remake.
Justin Bieber doesn't know where the rumors of him being a brat comes from - maybe because he is one?; and Camille Grammer acts like a typical scorned woman.
Don Lemon starts a Twitter war with Jonah Hill; Stephen Moyer wants his kid to have an English accent; and the TMZ camera man asks Kyra Sedgwick if she's ever heard of six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Jason Aldean gets caught cheating on his wife; Dave Grohl gets help catching a cab from the TMZ camera man; AnnaLynne McCord wanted to be an archaeologist because of Indiana Jones?; Carmen Electra doesn't answer if she's dating Simon Cowell; and TMZ updates us on all the major players from Joe Millionaire.moreless
Michael Bublé calls himself a prostitute for Christmas, then sings with the TMZ camera man; Jake Busey tells how he asked his fiancee to marry him; Hope Dworaczyk basically calls Lindsay Lohan fat; and a rat spotting in the TMZ news room puts the staffers in a fervor.
James Remer thinks his Warriors fans could take on his Dexter and Sex and the City fans; Anthony Weiner accidently walks into a Kim Kardashian pap crush; and TMZ's Van asks Blake Griffin to play on his league team, since he's locked out.
David Spade calls TMZ's Kelly and Shevonne cranky; and Peter Asher thinks Austin Powers looks like he used to look - very true statement.
Michael Chiklis explains how he he went bald; Rick Springfield isn't Rick Astley; and Don Rickles is still awesome.
Judah Friedlander's only weakness is math; Larry King tells some terrible old-man jokes; a non-TMZ camera man upsets Mark Ballas; Paris Hilton does not consider herself a DJ; and Susie Essman has never had an orgasm while riding in a car.
David Canary was trained by Chuck Norris?; and there are no TMZ fans in Times Square.
Mickey Rourke would rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla, than being with Courtney Love; Hugh Jackman is going for the father of the year award now; Miley Cyrus doesn't want to talk about the $4 billion dollar lawsuit against her; and Benicio Del Toro is clearly drunk.
The TMZ staffers accept Vinnie Jones' offer to play him and his friends in a soccer match - they're going to get killed; and the TMZ staffers fight about which condiment to put on corndogs.
Kurt Russell wants to play golf before the apocalypse; and Katt Williams thinks Steven Hawking is just a cripple with a bad idea.
The TMZ staffers debate which is worse: Arnold Schwarzenegger's womanizing or Mel Gibson's rant?
Harvey and Evan have a Jew Battle; Dr. Rey had a knife pulled on him; and Dave Grohl looks like the TMZ camera man.
Minka Kelly actually talks and it's overrated; Antonio Banderas wears Old Spice, but wouldn't be in the commercials; and Sharie Manon's daughter may be a brat.
Mike Huckabee isn't going to endorse Mitt Romney; and Harvey wouldn't pay anything if one of the TMZ camera were kidnapped.
Tony Rock doesn't want to talk about white celebrities?
Greg Oden isn't LeBron James or Greg Oden either; and Gerard Butler says he wasn't flirting with Kristanna Loken.
Tom Jones sings "It's Not Unusual" on the streets of Beverly Hills and Tichina Arnold sings the chorus of "Little Shop of Horrors"; and Don Cheadle doesn't remember Harvey being in Volcano.
Jack Nicholson teaches an autograph seeker the golden rule; and Fred Durst doesn't know if he has inspired other musicians - the answer is "no".
Chris Ferguson throws playing cards at celery; and Mario Batali doesn't care that All My Children was cancelled to make way for his new show.
Brad Pitt actually talks to the TMZ camera man; Kirk Fox talks about being booed off-stage while being on Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood Winning tour; and Kim Kardashian is silly.
Joan Rivers calls Demi Moore something that rhymes with "punt"; and Sarah Silverman is going to start modeling, since she's now 40.
Mel Brooks is still a very funny man; and James Marsden cannot confirm that he'll be playing Charles Manson
TMZ leads with a possible nude photo of Kim Kardashian - a woman who was in a pornographic movie; the TMZ staffers assume Edward Furlong was wasted; and Britney Spears is only famous because she dressed up as a catholic school girl.
Miranda Kerr blows a kiss to TMZ's own Max; Floyd Mayweather is a big cry-baby; is Warner Brothers ashamed of TMZ?; and the TMZ staffers wonder if Rick Allen holds the record for sleeping with the most women as a handicapped.
Kate Upton leads to the TMZ staffers talking about incest.
Kanye West has two sex tapes, which causes TMZ's own Mike to salivate; Aaron Paul has a clown car full of hot women; Flavor Flav thinks Miley Cyrus is Gwen Stafani; and Les Moonves is greedy.
Tom Arnold talks about stupid tattoos; Simon Baker doesn't like to be wobbly; Ray J gets mobbed by older white women, who clearly doesn't know who he is; and Harvey thinks Charlie Sheen is Charles Manson.
Drew Carey explains why Bob Barker wasn't invited to the Price Is Right's 40th Anniversary Special; Mariah Carey is more delusional than anyone thought; and TMZ's own Mike should embrace his creepiness - because he kind of is and he likes Kim Kardashain.
Kanye West is proud that his b*tch Kim Kardashian was in a sextape - that's one classy couple; and LL Cool J doesn't want to talk to the TMZ camera man, because he's getting in the zone to film a scene for NCIS: Los Angeles.
AnnaLynne McCord really likes beaches; Eva Amurri hasn't ever seen Bull Durham; Anna Kendrick has no interest in Jeffrey Dahmer; and the TMZ staffers quiz another female staffer about sports - because logically women shouldn't know anything about sports.
TMZ gets exclusive photos of Prince Harry nude; LL Cool J beats down someone who broke into his house; Les Moonves didn't think Survivor would be a good show - his intial reaction was right; Kate Jackson and John Tesh think Harvey's tan is fake.
Nick Symmonds fails to break the record of running the beer mile - no wonder he came in 5th at the Olympics; Lou Diamond Phillips espouses his tastiness for cauliflower; and Paula Deen won't give advice on how to cook people.
Seal isn't happy that his ex-wife Heidi Klum is now sleeping with their bodyguard; Dean Cain is a complete idiot and dope; Courtney Stodden still thinks she's going to be in Playboy; Richard Dean Anderson isn't really MacGyver; and the TMZ staffers investigate a photo of Prince Philip to see if it shows his penis - six seasons of hard hitting celebrity news.moreless
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman's separation makes the TMZ staffers sad; the TMZ camera man disturbs Ben Affleck while he's eating McDonald's in his car; Gavin Rossdale likes Gwen Stafani's music; and Harvey's question for either Joe Biden or Paul Ryan could backfire on the TMZ camera man.
Paul Ryan may not be a fan of Homeland; Jennie Finch isn't Brooke Hogan; and the TMZ camera man talks creepily to the women at the Playboy casting call.
Angus T. Jones' spiritual advisor may be a little unstable; Marco Rubio thinks that the Kardashians offer something to the community - which means he would make an awful President; and the TMZ staffers like the idea of a Oprah Winfrey and Dolly Parton sex tape.
Rosanna Arquette calls into question the TMZ camera man's profession; Les Moonves would hire a homeless person - of course he would, look at all the terrible shows on CBS; TMZ gets Crosby, Stills and Nash: David Crosby, Stephen Stills and Steve Nash; and the TMZ staffers wonder who would pay for dinner between Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen.moreless
The Miz is tired of being called the worst guest in TMZ's history; who doesn't like Dick Van Dyke?; Snoop Dogg is speaking with a Jamican accent; and the TMZ staffers fight over Bono and U2.
In honor of Thanksgiving Harvey must guess past show clips that are being pitched, if he guesses incorrectly, he and the TMZ staffer gets pied in the face.
In honor of Black Friday, Harvey pitches past show clips to the TMZ staffers, if they correctly identify the clip they win a prize.
Samuel L. Jackson thinks Disney cheated George Lucas; Cris Judd probably doesn't want to talk about Jennifer Lopez; Wayne Gretzky puts himself on par with Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan; and the TMZ staffers are mad that Nicholas Sparks kills off characters from his books.
The country of Beirut may sue Showtime over Homeland; Joanna Kurpa says she's still not a hooker - while wearing a see-thru top; and the TMZ staffers think David Bowie is walking the streets of New York by himself.
Felix Baumgartner is more interesting than Kim Kardashian; Jaleel White might want to lower his sperm count?; Christian Louboutin explains his stupid red sole shoe; and Bobbi Kristina Brown doesn't want to talk about possibly marrying her brother.
The TMZ staffers spoil the ending of Argo for Harvey; and then a TMZ staffer tries to eat entire box of Oreo Candy Corn Cookies in ten minutes.
Cee Lo Green takes the TMZ Bus Tour; the singer of Foster the People gets kicked out of a Prince concert; and Meat Loaf sings horribly for Mitt Romney.
Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose aren't married; and the annoying TMZ staffer thinks Howard Stern is a better interviewer than Oprah Winfrey - really.
Fred Willard gets arrested for alleged lewd conduct; Mike Piazza's wife answers the question if Roger Clemens was on steroids when he threw a bat at her husband - even without being asked that question; and Drew Carey plays The Street Price Is Right.
The TMZ staffers think Kobe Bryant was picking up two women, just from looking at a picture of him - speculating is hard hitting journalism.
Larry Hagman gets asked the craziest question in the history of TMZ; and the TMZ staffers are dumbfounded that Nadya Suleman is actually dating a real life person.
Betty White yells at the TMZ camera man, then makes Queen on the Scene cry; Terry Crews talks with his nipples; Michael Weatherly is a nudist?; Maggie Wheeler does her Janis shtick; and Ludacris makes the TMZ camera man look silly.
In honor of the 4th of July, the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips and Harvey Levin tries to equate the clips to amendments of the Constitution.
Gary Dourdan is Jewish; and Wayne Brady uses a racial slur against Asians?
Jay Glazer has never heard of oil checking in amateur wrestling; and Amy Schumer is very funny.