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Kevin Federline getting getting custody of his and Britney Spears' children; Tori Spelling performing at the Pussycat Lounge; and Dancing with Our Stars: Week 2.
More coverage of Britney Spears losing custody of her children; will Kevin Federline be a better parent than Britney Spears was?; coverage of the Really Awards; Jude Law and Sarah Silverman being heckled after a television appearance; and Suge Knight comments on Britney Spears.
The do's and do not's of taking care of children; Rick Fox betting on a fight that took place in a parking lot; the Eva Longoria sex tape; tips on how celebrities can avoid the paparazzi; and the winner of Dancing with Our Stars week two.
The best of the week from October 8-12, 2007.
Orlando Bloom walks away from a car accident that he caused; Britney Spears comments on her day in court; Madonna being a good friend by slamming a car door in her friend's face; Bobby Brown's smoking although he had a heart attack a few days ago; and Kirk Cameron takes on Hugh Jackman in Who'd You Rather?moreless
Britney Spears going out and being followed by the paparazzi again; Tara Conner's no longer a party girl; Damon Wayans saying "Homey don't play that" and confusing a young kid; who's the mack daddy of music: Sean Combs or Mick Jagger?; and Ty Murray faces off against Luke Perry in Who'd You Rather?moreless
How long should celebrities wait to announce they're pregnant?; celebrities like to drive fancy import cars, but do any of them know how to actually drive them?; and video of Mya falling face first into a camera man while performing in Las Vegas, that leads into Who'd You Rather where Mya faces off against Bai Ling.moreless
The paparazzi filling up Britney Spears' car; Liv Tyler's mom seems to be a big fan of TMZ; the Pint-Size Paparazzi; and the paparazzi follow Jeremy Piven and Perrey Reeves.
The people who live in Britney Spears' neighborhood are upset with all the paparazzi; the paparazzi help Britney Spears change a flat tire; Pamela Anderson has married Rick Solomon; and TMZ presents The Top 5 Media Whores...
The best of the week from October 1-5, 2007.
Danny Bonaduce not facing charges for throwing Jonny Fairplay into a stage; Bill Paxton and Fred Durst are friends?; Kyra Sedgwick's pictures are worth more than three dollars; Mark McGrath has a message for TMZ's own Max; and Gary Busey speaks out on love, friendship, and the devil.
An update on Britney Spears' custody battle and Lindsay Lohan's rehab stay; Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt trying bring awareness to world hunger; and Rachel Leigh Cook faces off against Alicia Silverstone in Who'd You Rather?
The story of Ellen DeGeneres giving a dog away and an animal shelter taking it back; an update on Orlando Bloom and the car accident he was in; is Rhianna's dog gangsta?; and Keisha Cole faces off against Vanessa Marcil in Who'd You Rather?
An recap of the Ellen DeGeneres story and her emotional breakdown on her show; an update on the Orlando Bloom story; does Jake Gyllenhaal really sign his name when he gives autographs?; and coverage of Los Angeles' Fashion Week.
Continuing coverage of Ellen DeGeneres' dog story and Orlando Bloom being in a car accident; Paris Hilton is going to Africa and wants to meet with Nelson Mandela; Steve-O acting like Steve-O; Ben Kingsley's role model is Britney Spears and he sings her new song "Gimme More."
Ne-Yo drops a bombshell - he used to be married; and the TMZ staffers argue over if Paula Patton and Robin Thicke had sex in the bathroom at a party.
In honor of Memorial Day the TMZ staffers sing their pitches of past show clips.
Paul McCartney has a new method to deal with the paparazzi; Michael Bay hates his "Got Milk" commercial - it couldn't be worse than Transformers, right?; and Howie Mandel takes to the street to see if he's sexy.
Does Ernest Borgnine still masturbate?; Holly Madison doesn't know what the prefect proposal would be; Mark Feuerstein has never been oil-checked; and Fatman Scoop yells the news.
Lukas Haas prefers body wash over bar soap, which causes controversy in the TMZ news room; Ted Danson isn't talking to Larry David anymore?; what does Justin Chambers know about gumbo?; and the TMZ staffers do not care that Rachel Uchitel is pregnant.
Gary Busey isn't talking to the TMZ camera man, he's off for Christmas; Brandi Glanville isn't Camille Grammer; and Bai Ling races go karts - somewhat badly.
In honor of the day after Christmas the TMZ staffers play charades to pitch past show clips.
Lindsey Vonn reaffirms she is not dating Tim Tebow; and what did Rob McElhenney like about getting fat for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
The TMZ staffers try to determine if Paris Hilton had cocaine in her SUV; Elisabetta Canalis doesn't want to talk to the TMZ camera man because she's not wearing make-up; and Erin Andrews continues to be bitchy.
Gary Busey gives advice for the new year; and Harvey wants to go to a black barbershop.
Dana Wilkey won't date you if you drive a mini-van; and Linda Thompson says Elvis Presley was more than just the king of rock & roll.
Lisa Lampanelli rips NBC andThe Celebrity Apprentice.
James Caan kicks ass; the TMZ camera man wonders if Gedde Watanabe has been typecast; and a sneak preview of The Zone: The TMZ Musical.
Brittany Snow talks about going from being a blonde to a redhead; the TMZ staffers try to figure out just who Barry Weiss from Storage Wars is; Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison continue their bizarre relationship and try to pull the TMZ camera man into it as well; and the male TMZ staffers are falling in love with Ryan Gosling.moreless
In honor of New Year's Day the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips that involve celebrities in foreign and exotic locations.
Paris Hilton headlines Full-Throttle-Fashion (which makes its return after a five year hiatus), where TMZ staffers look at Aspen fashion; and Isabella Barrett throws down some toddler smack talk.
Joan Rivers thinks her daughter should be in an adult film; R. Kelly has 32 more chapters for "Trapped in a Closet?"; Russell Peters gives advice on how to fake a foreign language; and the TMZ staffers argue if Mr. Belding is the most iconic principle in television or movies.
The TMZ staffers argue about Kobe Bryant's divorce.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both talk to the TMZ camera man, they both like TMZ - or Angelina Jolie has a new movie coming out and wants to promote it; and Mark Thompson pulls Harvey into a fight about the casting of a mid-90's environmental disaster movie - awesome television.moreless
Charlie Sheen comments on Brooke Mueller's arrest and buries the police department; Russell Peters doesn't know the lyrics to "Livin' on a Prayer"; and the TMZ staffers debate if Jew afros are equal to black people's afros.
Joey Fatone puts another nail in the *NSYNC coffin; and the female TMZ staffers are looking forward to doing an episode of TMZ in a prison.
Garrett Morris wants to make it clear that he's not on skid row; and Terrell Owens wants to be a TMZ camera man? - Hopefully he'll remember to turn the mic on.
Piers Morgan says his show on CNN is going great - what a liar; and Joey Fatone thinks Batman takes his mask off during sex.
The TMZ camera man informs Cameron Crowe that the elephant doesn't have the biggest member of the animal kingdom; and Morgan Spurlock doesn't count In-N-Out Burger as fast food?
Tony Rock doesn't want to talk about white celebrities?
Michael Bublé calls himself a prostitute for Christmas, then sings with the TMZ camera man; Jake Busey tells how he asked his fiancee to marry him; Hope Dworaczyk basically calls Lindsay Lohan fat; and a rat spotting in the TMZ news room puts the staffers in a fervor.
What will Howard Stern bring to America's Got Talent?; Stellan Skarsgård isn't afraid of the world ending; Bobby Brown gives fat guys dancing advice; and the TMZ staffers debate who was the best serial killer.
Albert Brooks doesn't know how to work the new parking meters in Los Angeles; Thomas Lennon shows how underratedly funny he is; and Janice Dickinson stands on a street corner eating meat.
Georges St. Pierre gets asked by the TMZ camera man if people could fight a bear and win; and Pat Riley tries to end the debate of who was the best player for the Lakers.
Minka Kelly actually talks and it's overrated; Antonio Banderas wears Old Spice, but wouldn't be in the commercials; and Sharie Manon's daughter may be a brat.
John Stamos is a little drunk and reflects on his career; and why is Hulk Hogan shaving his mustache off?
Jennifer Hudson contradicts herself on why she didn't take the lead role in Precious; and Dolph Lundgren thinks he could bench press Harvey.
Jeremy Piven doesn't seem interested in vegan-bodybuilding; Jesse Garcia demonstrates how a lady should eat a banana; and the TMZ staffers argue over who's worse: Amber Rose or Kim Kardashian.
The TMZ camera man catches Frank Abagnale at LAX; and Elijah Wood loves the TMZ camera men that asks stupid questions.
Spud Webb is coaching a woman's basketball team that is comprised of strippers?
Mike Huckabee isn't going to endorse Mitt Romney; and Harvey wouldn't pay anything if one of the TMZ camera were kidnapped.
Don Rickles rips apart the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers are mesmerized by the Argentina version of Dancing with the Stars.
Joan Rivers rats out Demi Moore to the TMZ camera man; Loretta Devine is only interested in a man if he's hung?; and Louis Lombardi reenacts a scene from GoodFellas with the TMZ camera man.
Ron Livingston critiques the TMZ office space - get it?; and Barbara Walters doesn't want Casey Anthony's lawyer to hug her - not because she doesn't like him, because she doesn't want it to end up on TMZ.
William Moseley doesn't want to think about not being cast as Harry Potter; Jackie Collins calls the female TMZ staffers "strong and positive"; and the TMZ staffers wonder how Dr. Dre got his name.
Anthony Hopkins wants more intelligent questions than "who'd you eat?"; and the TMZ camera man helps Corey Feldman put oil in his car, because he's never done it before.
Gary Busey is still crazy; Joan Rivers tells some old lady breasts jokes; and the TMZ staffers talk about some of their past binge eating habits, then they argue if people should tell their children Santa Claus doesn't exist.
Everybody loves Amber Heard; TMZ investigates if Anthony Hopkins is a true TMZ fan; and Chris D'Elia has the assumption that Harvey doesn't like him.
Malin Åkerman gets asked about white domination - as in the human race; Amber Heard would go on a date with TMZ's Matt; Amanda Seyfried might play Linda Lovelace; and Vinnie Jones wants to kick Max's ass.
Brian Grazer doesn't know who's going to host the Academy Awards, since Eddie Murphy quit; and why do people in prison like to watch TMZ?
Amber Heard has had the problem of people questioning their sexuality around her on more than one occasion; Andrew Zimmern eating exotic animals sets off the TMZ staffers; Tony Lister talks about doing another Friday movie with Chris Tucker; and Ben Vereen has an uncomfortable moment.
The TMZ staffers accept Vinnie Jones' offer to play him and his friends in a soccer match - they're going to get killed; and the TMZ staffers fight about which condiment to put on corndogs.
The TMZ staffers don't know who Natalie Wood is; and Armie Hammer almost gets hit by a car.
Gene Simmons acts like his monotone, unfunny self; Michael Strahan shows off his "finger trick" which is more disturbing than Gene Simmons; Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison possibly act worse than Gene Simmons does.
The TMZ staffers wonder if Kevin Clash uses the Elmo voice when he's having sex.
David Spade calls TMZ's Kelly and Shevonne cranky; and Peter Asher thinks Austin Powers looks like he used to look - very true statement.
TMZ remembers all the great moments from Nancy Grace's stint on Dancing with the Stars.
TMZ celebrates it's 6th anniversary; Khloe Kardashian is gross and disturbing; James Lipton doesn't think Lindsay Lohan should be on Inside the Actors Studio; and the TMZ staffers have the classic argument on what's better: cats or dogs.
The TMZ staffers ponder if they would ever eat dog food.
T.I. answers the question everybody wants to know - What's the best strip club in Atlanta?; and Marlon Wayans destroys the TMZ camera over his jheri curl.
Tom Morello plays peacemaker; Costas Mandylor has never seen anything like the death traps in Saw in real life; Suzanne Somers is hitting on the TMZ camera man?; and Harvey ruins Hitsville, USA.
Tara Reid looks - tired and is in no way wasted; Torrie Wilson didn't know Stacy Keibler is dating George Clooney?; and Lisa Leslie is upset that TMZ is promoting the stereotype that there is a lot of lesbians in the WNBA.
Anthony Hopkins is genuinly excited that he was on the previous episode of TMZ; Fergie confirms that the Black Eyed Peas aren't breaking up; who would Rob Reiner cast in a Abraham Lincoln movie?; and Hank Azaria gets asked (again) who's his favorite character on The Simpsons.
Usher is a really tough guy for parking in a handicap spot, then for also yelling at the woman who confronted him about it; Bethenny Frankel and Kyle Richards are very boring; and Adrienne Maloof picks Bruce Springsteen over the Beatles?
The TMZ staffers are absolutely shocked - shocked that Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after only 72 days of wedded bliss; Don Rickles secret to living a long life? - Money; and is Ryan Seacrest watching X-Factor?
Sophie Monk does kegel exercises while talking to the TMZ camera man; and Justin Bieber's bratty fans yell at the TMZ camera for asking him if he's going to be a daddy.
Nick Nolte gets praise from the TMZ camera man, but doesn't really care about it; and Artie Fuqua gives the TMZ camera man tips on how to pick up black women, which don't work.
Kim Kardashian didn't profit off her fake wedding? - liar, liar fat pants on fire; who would Robert Patrick want to be killed by in a movie: John Wayne or Clint Eastwood?; and Alex Solowitz smashes Harvey's radishes story.
Joan Rivers calls Demi Moore something that rhymes with "punt"; and Sarah Silverman is going to start modeling, since she's now 40.
Zelda Kaplan dies while attending a fashion show; Jonathan Lipnicki reveals the awful truth that the human head doesn't weigh eight pounds; and Karina Rico gets asked an inappropriate question.
The TMZ camera man lies to Nicki Minaj and tells her that her Grammy performance was good; Flo Rida now has a shaved head; and the TMZ staffers try to determine if Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are dating again.
Harvey wants a quick sex with Ryan Seacrest; who would play Magic Johnson in a Broadway show?; Courteney Cox wanted to change her name; and the TMZ staffers wonder how porcupines have sex.
Harvey gets mad over the Mark Ballas pitch; the TMZ camera man gushes over Boyd Tinsley; and the Act of Valor promotional stunt looks like an alien invasion.
Whitney Houston dies at the age of 48; Trevor Donovan calls out TMZ's own Shevonne for calling him a butterface, in 2009; and Nicki Minaj completely sucks at the Grammys.
Howie Mandel is exhausting; Eddie George isn't Calvin Johnson and he makes the TMZ camera man pay; and why does Kevin Hart call his kids "bigheads?"
Bar Refaeli ignores the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers go crazy over Chris Brown and Rihanna, then they all dance like the Temptations ala Harvey.
Carrot Top is no longer a muscle head; non-TMZ camera men yell at Madonna's driver who's 12 minutes late picking her up; and the TMZ staffers argue if Drew Barrymore might be pregnant.
Joe Manganiello wants the TMZ staffers to pronounce his name right; Kevin Connolly was in something worse than Entourage - he was in Rocky V; George Clooney gets a flurry of questions asked towards him - which he doesn't answer; and Harvey doesn't know how to spell Nelly.
Kris Jenner is happy that E! paid millions of dollars for garbage television; and Ted Nugent is a big fan of both Jimmy Fallon and President Obama - Maybe he's lying?
Kate Upton makes everything better; Lucy Lawless does the Xena war cry ontop of an oil derrick; DMX hates everything about Drake; and Shanola Hampton loves TMZ.
LaToya Jackson was never psychic?; Clint Eastwood jay-walks; Rob McElhenney misses doughnuts; Snooki gets banned from a wine store; and Weird Al Yankovic would do the 2013 Super Bowl half-time show.
George Clooney air-horns the paparazzi.
David Spade nails his legacy square on the head; Alanis Morissette is a fan of breast-feeding; the TMZ staffers go crazy after thinking 34 is old; and the TMZ staffers get crazy (again) over a naked CoCo picture.
Ne-Yo spends only three grand at a strip club; Tara Reid unleashes Jedward; and Ben Stein is upset that he wasn't in the Ferris Bueller Honda Super Bowl Commercial.
Paul Anka thinks if you can't sing, you shouldn't make an album - the same person that helped Harvey record "My Way"; John Stamos has an outtie belly button, which horrifies the TMZ staffers; and why did BET ban Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe?"
Gary Busey runs in place and sings "Still the One" - but he does it for his kid, which doesn't make him crazy; Joe Manganiello is way too nice to the TMZ camera man; Harvey does an awful Sam Elliott impression; Kevin Hart shows off his huge calf muscles; David Spade and Kevin Farley make fun of Harvey and the TMZ staffers.moreless
Gisele Bündchen bitches about the Patriots; Dez Bryant crotches the TMZ camera man, when he attempts to dunk over him; and the TMZ staffers don't like the idea that Whitney Houston may be dating Ray J.
LaVar Arrington gives TMZ one of their best clips ever; Eric Dickerson says scuba diving is a "white boy thing"; and the TMZ camera man is tongue tied around Kate Upton - who can blame him?
Jared from Subway refuses to show his abs; the TMZ staffers try to put together how Armie Hammer got arrested for marijuana possession; Tim Tebow likes some of Mel Gibson's movies; and Joan Rivers does her impression of Katharine Hepburn walking during an earthquake.
Lindsay Lohan's epic adventure to the White House Correspondent's Dinner; did Rick Santorum want to meet Lindsay Lohan?; Cee Lo doesn't know why people mess with Christina Aguilera; Matt Groening screws with the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers try to explain chivalry to Harvey.
Jessica Simpson giving birth interrupts Harvey making a point; did Ryan Seacrest get Holly Cavanaugh sick?; Bryan Callen and Chris D'Elia argue who would be better on Whitney - as if it would make that show watchable.
Floyd Mayweather isn't racist, he has white people that works for him; Richard Donner used to be neighbors with Harvey; Craig Robinson likes breasts in any situation; and former Mexican President Vicente Fox loves Mexican Coke - Coca-Cola, not the drug.
Which TMZ staffers are buying Lindsay Lohan's lies?; Dayo Okeniyi has annoying friends; who wins a Jessica Gomes/Kate Upton rivalry?; it's Justin Bieber's 18th birthday; and a TMZ staffer is obsessed with Disney Land.
Brett Ratner liked the Academy Awards; Rozonda Thomas thinks the TMZ camera man looks like Ryan Gosling; and Kate Upton wouldn't date a normal guy?
Josh Sussman takes on TMZ's own Shevonne in a game of Connect Four; Russell Simmons wants TMZ to do a feel-good story; and Anton Yelchin doesn't know a lot about Russian tradition.
Sean Young talks about her arrest after a Academy Awards after-party; Angelina Jolie's desperation act at the Academy Awards; Dwight Yoakam doesn't miss eating steaks; Mark Ballas hates Dance Moms; and Josh Sussman beats the TMZ camera man in Connect Four.
TMZ previews the Tupac musical; Ed Begley, Jr. tells how he is going to make his house the most green house on earth; and Harvey performs "My Way" with Paul Anka in Indio, California.
Mickey Rourke clearly doesn't like Moneyball; does Eddie Van Halen lose his rock credibility for carrying around a pomeranian?; and Harvey carries around a purse.
Charlie Sheen is for Palin in 2012 and he's wasted; Robbie Williams calls the TMZ camera man's bluff, when he says that he's a fan; Mark Margolis has only seen the illegal type of aliens; and TMZ wants you to picture Rihanna's bare breasts.
Thomas Lennon doesn't want the TMZ cameraman to pan down on him; Fisher Stevens won't look in other people's medicine cabinet; and Aubrey O'Day lets her dogs sit on a restaurant's table.
Has Taye Diggs ever beaten TMZ cameraman/staffer Van in a basketball game?; Larry King is old; and Dave Grohl has an alley named after him.
Hulk Hogan enters the celebrity sex tape arena; the TMZ camera man wants Ken Jeong to prep him for his prostate exam; and the TMZ staffers go crazy over Oreos.
What would Kevin Costner do if a man tried to kiss him?; Lionel Richie lies to the TMZ camera man; and Kris Allen bites the hand that feeds him.
Aubrey O'Day is self-helping; Al Cowlings really doesn't want to talk; and more Kardashian talk.
It's old folks day at TMZ as Shirley Jones and Abe Vigoda get stopped by TMZ camera men; Christie Brinkley still looks amazing at the age of 58; and Bai Ling stands on a street corner playing with handguns.
Kunal Nayyar believes in the big bang theory; Gary Busey had a vision quest and it's awesome; Molly Sims is pregnant, but doesn't have cravings?; and Anthony Bourdain is upset that Harvey would rather hang out with Paula Deen over him.
The TMZ camera man's mic cuts on Eva Longoria, leaving to old-timey production; Pete Holmes is less interesting than the E*TRADE baby; and the TMZ staffers agree, Plymouth Rock sucks - this is one educational show.
The Rej3ectz watch Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy; Billy Crystal celebrates a naked Burt Reynolds; and Tabby Brown tells how classy British women pass gas.
TMZ's own Anna reads a passage from 50 Shades of Grey.
Jillian Michaels doesn't want people to go vegan; TMZ gets bush-side coverage of Mark Zuckerberg's wedding - such a fascinating story; and Harvey gets bored by El DeBarge - who can blame him?
The TMZ staffers go nuts over 2 Chainz being detained at the airport over brass knuckles.
Tracy Morgan in freaky-deaky - he likes hairy women and hunchbacks; and the TMZ staffers rip Rob Lowe for making Lifetime movies.
Danny DeVito doesn't eat veal to be healthy, it's because of the cute little calves; Harvey doesn't like Madonna anymore - who can blame him?; and Elisabetta Canalis is caught kissing Steve-O - cue the TMZ staffers disappointment.
Selma Blair is truthful about ugly kids; and Snoop Dogg doesn't want anything bad said about him.
Johnny Weir wants Harvey to sing "My Way" while they're both in the bathtub; Bai Ling shows off her new self and gives the TMZ camera man a sample of her new song; and Steven Scott doesn't want to talk, cause he never makes it to air.
Dan Majerle talks sweaty basketball players; Mario Batali claims that the servers don't mess with the food that's sent back anymore; and the TMZ staffers spend a lot time talking about Jordan Carver.
The TMZ staffers go crazy because Chris Brown and Rihanna were partying in the same place; Brett Butler now claims that she sees dead people; and Kim Kardashian wants to cook for Harvey - she finally wants to earn her publicity.
What does Steve Tisch value more: his Academy Award or Super Bowl ring?; and the TMZ camera man makes Tiffani Amber Thiessen feel special, in a weird way.
Steven Soderbergh admits that his movie Haywire is doing terrible in theaters; nobody would talk to Jeremy Piven if he wasn't an actor, but does Entourage count as acting?; the TMZ camera woman asks Rico Rodriguez some bizarre questions; and TMZ's own Shevonne tries to break Takeru Kobayashi's record of eating four Twinkies in a minute.moreless
Demi Moore does whip-its; Rachael Ray wants healthy Super Bowl food; Deryck Whibley sells Chris Paul a lemon house; Nikki Fox is drunk, which doesn't make her smarter; and Jennifer Coolidge makes more than Tara Reid.
Katherine Heigl would return to Grey's Anatomy - a failing movie career would do that; Elisabetta Canalis goes from George Clooney to Steve-O?; Emmy Rossum is #3 on the TMZ camera man's list, which she doesn't take to fondly; and Shevonne gets scolded for eating Twinkies.
Gerard Butler doesn't remember his past conquests - sorry Brandi Glanville; TMZ staffers speculate who the Godparents of Blue Ivy will be; and Molly Simms clearly doesn't follow football.
Eric Dane thinks he has bad luck because his wife is giving birth to girls, instead of boys; and David Zucker knows of Harvey's love for Airplane.
Kevin Dillon wants to be reincarnated as Elvis Presley; and the TMZ staffers debate who's sexier: Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin.
Jessica Alba actually talks to the paparazzi; and Lauren Hutton doesn't think she'll pose nude again.
Jim Carrey does some graffiti art and may be losing his mind; and Kennedy watches TMZ every night.
Ethan Embry and his friend make fun of the new Irish TMZ camera man; and nobody will let James Woods slap their ass anymore.
Judah Friedlander's only weakness is math; Larry King tells some terrible old-man jokes; a non-TMZ camera man upsets Mark Ballas; Paris Hilton does not consider herself a DJ; and Susie Essman has never had an orgasm while riding in a car.
Edi Gathegi isn't one of the fast Kenyan runners; and rapper Jim Jones didn't name himself after the mass-murderer Jim Jones.
Joan Rivers has a joke about Sharon Tate - too soon?; Debi Mazar name drops Madonna, again; and Rebecca Grant is awesome, because she doesn't care for Erin Andrews.
In honor of Thanksgiving the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips based around dysfunctional families and celebrities acting dysfunctional.
In honor of Black Friday TMZ staffers pitch past show clips surrounding around celebrities spending excessively.
Francis Ford Coppola says that there should have been only one Godfather film; Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon are extremely horrible people; Larry King might be incestuous?; and the TMZ staffers make fun of a wheelchair bound Liza Minnelli.
Trent Reznor isn't afraid of ghosts; Richard Simmons would get a tattoo of the last supper; and Paris Hilton confirms she's working on a new album.
Jason Earles would do something very weird, if he could change history; and how does Apolo Anton Ohno train for the New York City Marathon?
The TMZ staffers can't believe that Fabio has made a lot of money; Al Michaels doesn't think Al Davis is going to live much longer; and Kevin Cronin's piece doesn't get left on the TMZ cutting room floor.
Richard Branson found his pet turtle in the ruins of his burned mansion; and if Sam McMurray gets an acting job, he can't live off the residuals anymore.
David Canary was trained by Chuck Norris?; and there are no TMZ fans in Times Square.
Phil Jackson wants an airplane?; and Cee Lo Green goes shopping for a Rolls Royce and encounters a surly British car dealer.
Heather the party bus driver gives her account of Matthew Fox attacking her.
Darius McCrary weighs in on who was the best black TV father; Dr. Rey plays "Guess the Implant" on the TMZ Tour Bus; and Wilmer Valderrama is boring.
Hulk Hogan can still kiss Richard Belzer's ass; Alyson Hannigan calls the Beatles a boy band; and Carl Weathers doesn't like the idea of a Rocky remake.
Stevie Wonder can't see in his dreams, but he can write songs in them; Kiefer Sutherland doesn't want to talk about drinking; and the TMZ staffers accuse Charles of staring at Peta Murgatroyd.
Vincent Pastore refutes the claim that New York pizza is better the Los Angeles pizza, because of the water; Ray J wants that Kim Kardashian sex tape to be bought out; Mark Wahlberg is opening a burger place - another venture he'll suck at; and Soleil Moon Frye is a fan of TMZ's own Shevonne.moreless
Audrina says there is no chance of a Hills movie; Kristen Renton is pretty cool; and Dennis Haskins isn't remembered for Saved by the Bell?
Lance Armstrong makes the TMZ camera man throw-up; Mike Epps busts TMZ's own Mike for going to a stripclub, weeks after his wife gave birth; and Larry Merchant calls Floyd Mayweather a prima donna.
Brooke Mueller is happy that Charlie Sheen is settling his lawsuit with Warner Bros. for $125 million; and Ivana Trump eats poor peoples food - a pretzel from a street vendor.
Charisma Carpenter tells how she was hit by a car; the TMZ staffers debate who's better looking: Rob Lowe or John Stamos; and Soleil Moon Frye thinks her daughter should be cast as Punky Brewster - go figure.
LeAnn Rimes gets a little testy with the TMZ camera man, because she didn't know what he asked her; and what's Regis Philbin going to do now?
Mark McGrath would give up sex, over sleep and food for a week.
Reggie Miller wants to take TMZ's Chad with him to an Angels game; Rhys Coiro can't find a cab to take him to JFK; and TMZ staffer Ryan lays the smackdown (wrestling term) on the show's residential Statler and Waldorf.
Amber Lancaster is getting tired of being asked "if size does matter"; Bree Olson is trying to become a legitimate actress; and Ellen DeGeneres is going to fight a parking ticket.
Blake Griffin isn't going to play for Van's rec league; Marcellus Wiley might be interested in TMZ's new lawyer; and Alan Ritchson trains attack dogs for fun?
The TMZ family loses a member, as Rib Eye passed away; Clint Eastwood thinks westerns suck now, because he's not in them; Nancy Grace is now blaming her Dancing with the Stars partner for farting; and Playboy wants to do a "Women of TMZ" issue.
James Remer thinks his Warriors fans could take on his Dexter and Sex and the City fans; Anthony Weiner accidently walks into a Kim Kardashian pap crush; and TMZ's Van asks Blake Griffin to play on his league team, since he's locked out.
Lee Majors wants Harvey to stop picking on Charles; Fred Stoller drinks his coffee that had a bubble burst in it; and Hector Elizondo would be Ernie, if he could be a puppet.
Bristol Palin shows she's an idiotic person, while arguing with another idiotic person; Rhea Pearlman loves troll foot; Lisa Vanderpump has had a tough few years financially, never mind she just bought a mansion with eight bathrooms; the TMZ staffers debate which party has the attractive people, the Republicans or Democrats; and Sophie Monk can fit her fist in her mouth.moreless
Hugh Jackman didn't break a wrestler's jaw; Dick Van Dyke is still awesome; Brian Callen and Chris D'Elia argue about their (horrible) new shows; and Carson Kressley thinks the LGBT advocates will support him and Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars.
Simon Cowell takes a shot at American Idol; and Jack Hanna wants a chicken with him, if he's ever stranded on a deserted island.
Kym Johnson doesn't like Ben Roethlisberger, but it's not for the reason most women don't like him; and the TMZ staffers debate if Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors.
Nancy Grace denies that she had a wardrobe malfunction during Dancing with the Stars; and Vin Diesel sucks at driving.
Ron Howard and Brian Grazer talk Spy vs. Spy; Scott Wolf gets asked terrible questions by the TMZ camera man; the TMZ staffers fight about Storage Wars; and Dana White knows the difference between Japanese and Chinese people.
What would Helen Mirren do if she wasn't an actress?; Seth MacFarlane takes a shot at the Smurfs movie; and the TMZ staffers make fun of Nancy Grace farting on Dancing with the Stars.
LeAnn Rimes wore evening wear on her flight?; and Ray J beats Tupac in the battle of the batons.
Michael Chiklis explains how he he went bald; Rick Springfield isn't Rick Astley; and Don Rickles is still awesome.
Rick Dees is still talking about "Disco Duck?"; Trevor Donovan is playing Ken in the Barbie Movie - it's really a thing; and Herman Cain knows how to solve problems - but does a pizza problem equate to a White House problem?
Shaquille O'Neal wants to host TMZ; Barbara Eden isn't really a genie; and Anne Hathaway won't sign provocative photos of herself.
In honor of the 4th of July, the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips and Harvey Levin tries to equate the clips to amendments of the Constitution.
Joe Rogan talks about how the new Fear Factor will be different; and Brad Paisley is extremely nice.
Lindsay Lohan is happy to be free from house arrest, so happy she goes out partying; and Justin Bieber acts like a tough guy, when he's flanked by his big security guards.
Thomas Lennon makes fun of the TMZ camera men; Joel McHale feels bad for the TMZ staffers and wants to be a guest host?; Paul Anka continues to sing the praises of Harvey's singing; and Fabolous gives his top five rappers.
Allison Janney has a calm and soothing voice; and Larry King knows a lot about Harry Potter.
Charlie Sheen talks about his new television show; the TMZ camera man asks Al Shearer what his favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is and then the TMZ staffers debate if it was racist for him to ask that.
Mr. T doesn't pity fools anymore?; never ask Kevin Hart where he's going, if you're on the same plane as him; and Carla Gugino didn't do any method acting for Son-In-Law.
Corey Feldman finds a Delorian - he probably hopes it takes him back in time; and Jon Voight has trouble with a parking meter.
It's below Vera Wang to design a wedding dress for reality stars - so why is she designing Kim Kardashian's?
Louis Lombardi gets protected by an old homeless lady?
Does The Rock mind all the Toothfairy jokes?; and is Vera Wang designing Kim Kardashian's wedding dress?
The TMZ staffers argue if men are good at raising children.
Tom Jones sings "It's Not Unusual" on the streets of Beverly Hills and Tichina Arnold sings the chorus of "Little Shop of Horrors"; and Don Cheadle doesn't remember Harvey being in Volcano.
Shepard Fairey yells at his wife for talking to the TMZ camera man; Sarah Silverman does some impressions; and Kim Kardashain has never met Bret Lockett.
Lacey Schwimmer causes controversy in the TMZ news room; and Ethan Suplee says he doesn't look good in spandex.
Patti Stanger almost admits to being a pimp; Michael Strahan gets asked a question that would have gotten the TMZ camera man beaten up a few years ago; and Courteney Cox recieves a cupcake from the TMZ camera man for her birthday.
Padma Lakshmi gives an aphrodisiac tip that involves frozen grapes; and Rick Springfield explains who "Jessie" is.