Stevie Wonder can't see in his dreams, but he can write songs in them; Kiefer Sutherland doesn't want to talk about drinking; and the TMZ staffers accuse Charles of staring at Peta Murgatroyd.
Vincent Pastore refutes the claim that New York pizza is better the Los Angeles pizza, because of the water; Ray J wants that Kim Kardashian sex tape to be bought out; Mark Wahlberg is opening a burger place - another venture he'll suck at; and Soleil Moon Frye is a fan of TMZ's own Shevonne.moreless
Audrina says there is no chance of a Hills movie; Kristen Renton is pretty cool; and Dennis Haskins isn't remembered for Saved by the Bell?
Darius McCrary weighs in on who was the best black TV father; Dr. Rey plays "Guess the Implant" on the TMZ Tour Bus; and Wilmer Valderrama is boring.
Heather the party bus driver gives her account of Matthew Fox attacking her.
Richard Branson found his pet turtle in the ruins of his burned mansion; and if Sam McMurray gets an acting job, he can't live off the residuals anymore.
David Canary was trained by Chuck Norris?; and there are no TMZ fans in Times Square.
Phil Jackson wants an airplane?; and Cee Lo Green goes shopping for a Rolls Royce and encounters a surly British car dealer.
Shaquille O'Neal wants to host TMZ; Barbara Eden isn't really a genie; and Anne Hathaway won't sign provocative photos of herself.
Lance Bass is retired at 32?; Terrell Owens' publicist may be infatuated with him; and the TMZ camera man harasses Yeardley Smith to leave the outgoing message on his voicemail.
Bonnie and Whitney from Big Rich Texas show how classy they are; Andy Milder doesn't like Michelle Bachmann.
The TMZ camera man spends 31 minutes talking to Henry Nicholas - Who's Henry Nicholas though?; and Suge Knight throws a verbal shot at Sean Combs.
Antonio Villaraigosa says the NFL will return to Los Angeles soon.
Is Stacy Keibler dating George Clooney? - She doesn't answer.
Kim Kardashian thinks it's rude that the paparazzi take shots of her ass - She must not want to be relevant anymore; Mike Judge is awesome; and the TMZ camera man talks to Gwen Stafani through a Ernie from Sesame Street puppet - which isn't creepy at all.
Justin Bieber doesn't know where the rumors of him being a brat comes from - maybe because he is one?; and Camille Grammer acts like a typical scorned woman.
Eli Roth had a very interesting way to fund his student films; Amber Lancaster knows a lot about finance; and Tito Ortiz gets a compliment on his area, from the TMZ camera woman.
Ice Cube doesn't answer if he regrets leaving N.W.A.
Mark Wahlberg kept the fake prosthetic thing from Boogie Nights?; Ben Stein claims Richard Nixon was the greatest President of the 20th century - he's clearly a moron; and Madeline Zima has nothing to do with Zima the drink.
Brody Stevens guest hosts; Sarah Silverman has an idea on how to help the Israel/Palestine conflict; and Rupert Grint is a proud ginger - at least there is one in the world.
Meat Loaf sends a special message to TMZ; and Dominic Monaghan brags about Manchester United beating the MLS All-Stars?
Rihanna celebrates a holiday in Barbados, which leads to the greatest video ever; Johnny Bananas is a complete tool; Slash survives the flight from hell; Patti Stanger continues to show how awful she truly is; and Harvey sends in a video of sheep, while he's on vacation in Europe.
Eli Roth talks about horse movies; Thomas Lennon plays another game with the TMZ camera man, for all the cash in his wallet; Vinnie Jones makes fun of the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers debate who would win in a fight between Butterbean and Steven Seagal.
Cee-Lo Green doesn't care for the comparison of his arms to those of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Dwight Yoakam isn't mad that he was confused for Neil Young; Scott Patterson sets the douchey standard in Los Angeles, which a TMZ staffer violates; Paris Hilton drives into the middle of a riot?; and Oprah shows plumbers crack.
Owen Benjamin upsets the women in the TMZ news room; Kevin Hart wants Harvey to stop wearing tight shirts; and what celebrities has Chris Jericho been confused for?
Al Michaels finally makes it to air on TMZ!; Kevin Hart thinks white people doesn't get his vanity plate; Lou Ferrigno isn't a foreigner, he's just deaf; and Dwight Yoakam isn't Neil Young.
Brian Unger completely stumps the TMZ staffers; Blake Griffin is exciting as a Clippers game; and Kristin Chenoweth is sad because she isn't married?
Kurt Russell doesn't make films for Academy awards or to have the highest grossing one.
Hulk Hogan claims he was oil checked by Andre the Giant.
Jay Glazer has never heard of oil checking in amateur wrestling; and Amy Schumer is very funny.
Ron Artest does stand-up, while JB Smoove talks about his worst stand-up performance.
Gary Dourdan is Jewish; and Wayne Brady uses a racial slur against Asians?
Tom Green invents a new fad called coning; and USC's Marc Tyler says a lot of things he will probably regret.
Adrian Peterson hurts Harvey's hand with a handshake; and Dr. Phil helps up a fallen TMZ camera man.
Corey Feldman finds a Delorian - he probably hopes it takes him back in time; and Jon Voight has trouble with a parking meter.
It's below Vera Wang to design a wedding dress for reality stars - so why is she designing Kim Kardashian's?
Richard Simmons celebrates his 63rd birthday in a rainbow colored tutu, then planks on the sidewalk.
Louis Lombardi gets protected by an old homeless lady?
Mr. T doesn't pity fools anymore?; never ask Kevin Hart where he's going, if you're on the same plane as him; and Carla Gugino didn't do any method acting for Son-In-Law.
Charlie Sheen talks about his new television show; the TMZ camera man asks Al Shearer what his favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is and then the TMZ staffers debate if it was racist for him to ask that.
Allison Janney has a calm and soothing voice; and Larry King knows a lot about Harry Potter.
In honor of the 4th of July, the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips and Harvey Levin tries to equate the clips to amendments of the Constitution.
Joe Rogan talks about how the new Fear Factor will be different; and Brad Paisley is extremely nice.
Lindsay Lohan is happy to be free from house arrest, so happy she goes out partying; and Justin Bieber acts like a tough guy, when he's flanked by his big security guards.
Thomas Lennon makes fun of the TMZ camera men; Joel McHale feels bad for the TMZ staffers and wants to be a guest host?; Paul Anka continues to sing the praises of Harvey's singing; and Fabolous gives his top five rappers.
Does The Rock mind all the Toothfairy jokes?; and is Vera Wang designing Kim Kardashian's wedding dress?
Jason Segel tries to explain to the TMZ camera man his role in the new Muppet film.
Which music video would the TMZ staffers want to be stuck in for the rest of their life?
Charlie Hunnam would ride a Vespa; and Pitbull says that being able to roll your R's is a big part of the sexual experience.
Chris Bown acts like his usual jerkish self again, when he thinks the TMZ camera man called the traffic enforcement police on him.
Eric Dane gets asked a bunch of random (bad) questions; and Cee Lo Green has lost his voice - it's ironic cause he's on The Voice.
Greg Oden isn't LeBron James or Greg Oden either; and Gerard Butler says he wasn't flirting with Kristanna Loken.
Padma Lakshmi gives an aphrodisiac tip that involves frozen grapes; and Rick Springfield explains who "Jessie" is.
Patti Stanger almost admits to being a pimp; Michael Strahan gets asked a question that would have gotten the TMZ camera man beaten up a few years ago; and Courteney Cox recieves a cupcake from the TMZ camera man for her birthday.
The TMZ staffers argue if men are good at raising children.
Tom Jones sings "It's Not Unusual" on the streets of Beverly Hills and Tichina Arnold sings the chorus of "Little Shop of Horrors"; and Don Cheadle doesn't remember Harvey being in Volcano.
Shepard Fairey yells at his wife for talking to the TMZ camera man; Sarah Silverman does some impressions; and Kim Kardashain has never met Bret Lockett.
Lacey Schwimmer causes controversy in the TMZ news room; and Ethan Suplee says he doesn't look good in spandex.
Tom Hanks is probably the coolest person ever; or Jeff Bridges is, as he has given the TMZ camera man confidence.
Khloe Kardashian doesn't care about her nip slip - just like everyone else; Shaun White would save his Olympic gold medal over his X Game trophies; and the TMZ camera man gives Joanie Laurer ideas for naming her next adult film.
Joy Behar lists her three sexiest Presidents; the TMZ staffers argue if the Mr. T cartoon was any good; and Hulk Hogan is a really big fan of TMZ.
Kim Kardashian is still a fan of Reese Witherspoon, even though Reese called her a whore; and Tyrese gets a woman's number, even when she's next to her boyfriend - Reese will probably call her a whore too.
Jeremy Piven gets pulled over by a cop, who doesn't know who he is; Mark Sanchez isn't dating Hayden Panettiere; and TMZ's own Shevonne tries to balance a can on her butt.
Jack Nicholson teaches an autograph seeker the golden rule; and Fred Durst doesn't know if he has inspired other musicians - the answer is "no".
Paul McCartney has a new method to deal with the paparazzi; Michael Bay hates his "Got Milk" commercial - it couldn't be worse than Transformers, right?; and Howie Mandel takes to the street to see if he's sexy.
Thomas Lennon double d*ck kicks two TMZ camera men; and Yeardley Smith leads a very extravagant life.
In honor of Memorial Day, the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips that they have turned into jingles - or as Harvey wants to call it - TMZ the Musical.
Miranda Kerr's advice for staying thin? - Eat healthy.
Mike Tyson dances at the airport, because who's going to stop him?; Armie Hammer promises that The Lone Ranger won't suck; and the TMZ staffers show off their bad British accents.
Joel Moore challenges the TMZ staffers to a basketball game; Joanna Krupa has just started playing Pac-Man; and Armie Hammer is in both Snow White and The Lone Ranger remakes?
Armie Hammer is the most perfect person ever; Mia Tyler may have a crush on a TMZ Camera man; and Joe Jonas isn't bummed that the apocalypse didn't happened.
The TMZ staffers exchange stripper stories.
Alex Winter cannot confirm or deny that the script for Bill & Ted 3 is done.
Alfonso Ribeiro doesn't want to break out "The Carlton"; and Richard Simmons gets the door closed on him - twice.
Kurt Russell wants to play golf before the apocalypse; and Katt Williams thinks Steven Hawking is just a cripple with a bad idea.
The TMZ staffers debate which is worse: Arnold Schwarzenegger's womanizing or Mel Gibson's rant?
Sean Combs stops the inaugural TMZ Tour; Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight have a happy marriage?; and Hayden Panettiere's favorite boxer is still Wladimir Klitschko - must have been a good break-up.
Michael Nouri has worked since Flashdance; and the TMZ staffers debate which female celebrity would be payed the most to show their breasts.
Will Smith thinks it's funny New Yorkers are complaining about his massive trailer, that he doesn't need; and the TMZ staffers debate if they would get herpes if they were paid $20 million.
Jon Cryer doesn't comment on if he thinks Two and a Half Men will be good without Charlie Sheen; and what has Isaiah Washington been doing?
Kesha doesn't want her mom to talk to the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers debate diamonds and engagement rings.
Is Representative Aaron Schock (D-IL) a pompous ass?; and Armie Hammer is not a cross-dresser.
Kelly Preston confirms Charlie Sheen's story that Sheen did not shoot her; Kevin Farley reminisces about his 2Gether days; and the TMZ camera man pisses off Suge Knight.
Katie Couric isn't saying if she's going ABC; the Miz is going to shave off Charles' dreads; and Lisa Lampanelli is in a Twitter fight with Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife.
Dot Jones beats the TMZ camera in an arm wrestling match; and Prince Charles likes vegetables.
Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo are really the Griswold's?; Soledad O'Brien gives her take on TMZ; Lorenzo Lamas is now Lorenzo Craig, after he's taken his new wife's last name; and why does Kelly Bensimon need an assistant?
Stephen Tobolowsky tells a story about how he didn't get caught with a pound of marijuana; Jennifer Hudson knows the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers discuss the killing of Osama bin Laden in their own unique way.
The TMZ staffers discuss the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton; and Susan Lucci explains the title of All My Children.
Jeff Bridges may not want to want host TMZ when Harvey is out; and Jake Pavelka gets weird-ed out when the TMZ camera man starts talking about gay men.
Gayle King calls TMZ's own Shevonne on her birthday; and which three wrestlers would Rob Van Dam take with him to capture Osama Bin Laden?
Sarah Silverman compares Harvey to Fagin in Oliver Twist; Jason Alexander and Peter Tilden make fun of the TMZ camera man; and Wes Craven will bury people in a shallow grave if they reveal spoilers of Scream 4.
Steven Tyler is a huge fan of Harvey's?; and Colin Farrell has no football -- er soccer skills.
James Van Der Beek talks about changing diapers; and Amanda Seyfried wants a stuffed giraffe - a real one, not a stuffed animal.
Harvey goes out to dinner with Ryan Seacrest and Mark Ballas; Marilu Henner has super memory, but lost her wallet; and Gayle King has never slept in the same bed as Oprah.
Ernie Hudson isn't afraid of no ghosts - that's because he doesn't believe in them; and the camera man asks Lane Garrison how popular TMZ is in prison.
Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt is still looking for a surrogate; the TMZ staffers eat some space food, get their heads shaved and talk about farts.
Harvey and Evan have a Jew Battle; Dr. Rey had a knife pulled on him; and Dave Grohl looks like the TMZ camera man.
Chris Ferguson throws playing cards at celery; and Mario Batali doesn't care that All My Children was cancelled to make way for his new show.
What is Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt doing at a sperm bank?; if you like Billy Madison, Bradley Whitford thinks you should watch better movies; Said Faraj plays "Arab or Not an Arab" with the TMZ camera man; and Jim Piddock has written a movie based on TMZ?
Brooke Mueller takes her kids to Chuck E. Cheese; and Amanda Seyfriend claims she doesn't know who Justin Timberlake is.
TMZ staffers try to find out how tall Harvey is; Eddie Murphy is sick of doing the Shrek movies?; Dean Cain plays "Jew or Not a Jew"; and Lisa Whelchel doesn't know all the words to the Facts of Life theme song.
Brandi Glanville is tired of LeAnn Rimes copying her; and Dr. Drew tries to defend himself on exploiting pregnant teens.
TMZ reports about TMZ being on American Idol; What's Jon Cryer doing since the end of Two and a Half Men?; Larry Scott is the best black-nerd ever; and Joan Rivers believes in slapping servants.
Yeardley Smith likes to talk about buttons; and it takes Paris Hilton ten minutes to wash her hands.
Lil Jon guests hosts; Erika Christensen has a broken arm; and Joe Frazier wants to box Rocky, over a statue in Philadelphia.
Brad Pitt actually talks to the TMZ camera man; Kirk Fox talks about being booed off-stage while being on Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood Winning tour; and Kim Kardashian is silly.
Mel Brooks is still a very funny man; and James Marsden cannot confirm that he'll be playing Charles Manson