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The TMZ staffers discuss penis size - it's a classy show.
John McCain just doesn't get it; Harvey cares about useless basketball wives; and the TMZ staffers still don't understand stand-up comedy or that some people actually pray.
Shanna Moakler is disgusting; Miesha Tate wants to break Ronda Rousey's jaw; Andre Drummond's stalkerish ways gets him a date with Jennette McCurdy.
Justin Bieber gets jumped at a nightclub; Fifty Shades of Grey gets a cast; Lamar Odom proves only crack addicts still go to Blockbuster; Kevin Smith takes credit for training Batman.
In honor of Labor Day, TMZ staffers pitch past show clips while gargling water.
CBS continues to give a platform to racism and homophobic slurs; Beyoncé gives a shout out to TMZ; and the TMZ staffers clearly don't know how stand-up comedy works.
Thomas Lennon brings the funny, like he always does; Jon Voight still remembers his lines from Anaconda; and Michael Keaton gives his stamp of approval of Ben Affleck playing Batman.
Sean Kingston speeds, texting while driving and he may have been drunk; and Robbie Robertson praises TMZ's disembodied voices and compares TMZ to the Simpsons.
Bryan Callen guest hosts.
Bryan Callen guest hosts - until a power outage hits the TMZ studio, which sends the show into best of; Miley Cyrus enters full skank mode at the VMA's; and Lamar Odom has a crack problem - that's not a metaphor for a Kardashian either.
Chris Brown, a woman beater, calls a judge a racist.
Wentworth Miller comes out at gay.
Lucas Cruikshank comes out as gay.
Dick Van Dyke's car blows up real good; Kanye West is a weirdo; and Jay-Z shuts down Miami until LeBron James shows up at his concert.
Thomas Gibson gets catfished; and Shaquille O'Neal chokes the douchey TMZ staffer, only for not long enough.
WWE wrestler Darren Young comes out as gay.
Justin Bieber does another douchey thing; Aaron Paul says everyone dies in the of Breaking Bad finale and the stupid TMZ staffers take him seriously.
Harvey embarrasses himself on national television just to please the devil incarnate Kris Jenner.
Vince Shlomi really doesn't want to talk about Scientology; and Oprah vouches for a vegan restaurant.
The TMZ staffers wonder if Kelly Rowland is sexier than Beyoncé.
Tyga goes full-blown homophobic verbal assault on the TMZ camera man.
Nicki Minaj rants about something; Bethenny Frankel thinks only thin men can get laid; and the TMZ staffers make a lot of blind jokes.
The TMZ staffers freak out over over the state wide Amber Alert text in California.
TMZ bores the entire nation doing a long segment about soccer and that's followed by another long segment with Tony Hawk.
Tara Reid says she'll only be in the Sharknado sequel if the script is good - those words came out of her mouth; and Brian Grazer gets stuck in TMZ prison.
Ronda Rousey discuses the intricacies if getting hit in the vagina, to the point where it hurts.
Orlando Bloom laughs off his supposed foot fetish; and the TMZ staffers argue over Taylor Swift.
Ray J does his best Kanye West impression and its awesome.
The TMZ staffers oogle Eva Amurri.
Justin Bieber spits on his fans, proving he's a huge douchebag; and Mike Tyson likes the TMZ tour bus more than any other buses.
Tommy Chong comments on Rae Down Chong's comments about Oprah; and the TMZ staffers play up to racial driving stereotypes.
Amanda Bynes walks into a liquor store to wash gasoline off her dog - and that's real, not a set-up to a joke; and Willow Smith gets stopped by the TMZ Tour.
The TMZ staffers continue the media's echo chamber on the Geroge Zimmerman trial.
The Game guest hosts and loses all credibility in the process; and Kanye West attacks a member of the paparazzi after recieving a compliment.
Fisher Stevens may be in the Short Circuit remake - awesome; and Nelly slurps Kanye West's ass.
Farrah Abraham is a hardcore moron; and the TMZ staffers argue about Giuliana Rancic.
Tony Rock shows off his perfect Kanye West impression.
Bobby Brown is upset that his daughter is marrying his adopted son - but not for the obvious reasons; and Les Moonves defends racism.
John Stamos is pretty awesome; and Kris Jenner is a liar - imagine that the Kardashians are big fat liars.
TMZ jumps on the Sharknado bandwagon.
Lamar Odom rages on a paparazzi's car, throwing all if his crap out of it, then he steals all the paparazzi's crap - those Kardashians are classy; Jay-Z and Robert DeNiro have white girl problems.
Justin Bieber urinates in a mop bucket and then bad mouths Bill Clinton - he's a teen idol, huh?; Aaron Rodgers smashes the TMZ camera man; J. Valentine attests that women always wants it beaten up - really; and Bobbi Kristina Brown is engaged to her adopted brother - eww.
Who does Amy Schumer want to murder her vagina?; George Clooney and Stacy Keibler brake up; and what's a day in the life of Kevin Federline look like?
Jamie-Lynn Sigler promises to give her child a real name.
In this special episode of TMZ, staffers pitch past show clips by spelling the celebrities name by butt air-writing.
In honor of the Fourth of July the TMZ staffers must guess past show clips in order to win prizes.
Tommy Chong's wife think the TMZ camera man is an idiot.
The Game tells how to become a member of the Bloods; and Angie Dickinson tells the TMZ camera man to go f*ck himself - awesome.
Benny Hinn gets called out for being a scam artist in the middle of an airport.
Kanye West is still an a**hole; and TMZ jumps on the cronut bandwagon.
Channing Tatum is the anti-Kim Kardashian; Snoop Dogg thinks one of the paparazzi's stink - literally smelling bad; and Danny Trejo loves TMZ, which sends the staffers down a stereotype spiral.
Chris Brown threatens another woman - he's so classy.
The TMZ staffers go ape sh*t over the fake picture of Kim Kardashian's devil spawn.
Richard Simmons cries over Paula Deen; Chris Brown holds up dirty women's underwear and they aren't his.
TMZ reveals Kim Kardashian's devil spawn's name and it's as stupid as you expect; Justin Bieber's friends are just as big of douchbags as he is.
TMZ gets video of a topless Kate Upton.
Selma Blair doesn't want to talk about being fired from Anger Management; Miss Utah continues her stupid streak; Chris Brown is a douche; and Lil' Romeo is as dopey as his name.
Brad Pitt didn't pound the TMZ camera man.
Kim Kardashian gives birth to her devil spawn child; and for Donnell Rawlings, life imitates art.
Charlie Sheen rips Farrah Abraham in the most epic fashion ever; Gary Busey speaks in code; and Sean Kingston wanted to drive drunk.
The TMZ staffers perv out over Erin Andrews working out, without her knowledge.
2 Chainz gets arrested for being stupid; and the TMZ camera man asks Jane Lynch an uncomfortable question.
Kanye West is a huge douche and an angry little bitch; the TMZ staffers argue if Ice Cube is a Los Angeles Kings fan; and Thomas Lennon challenges Harvey to an arm-wrestling match.
Peter Dinklage doesn't watch Game of Thrones.
Justin Bieber continues to show he's a little brat; and Mike Epps perpetuates a negative stereotype about black men.
Kerry Kennedy thinks it's hilarious that people are comparing the Kardashians to the Kennedys - except for the TMZ staffer who loves the Kardashians and believes the Kardashians are more important than the Kennedys - really.
An update on Paris Jackson's attempted suicide; Dave Franco actually has hardcore fans; Jayde Nicole is selfish; Jesse Heiman is kind of creepy; and RJ Mitte won't spill the beans on the Breaking Bad finale.
Rick Ross bosses around the TMZ camera man; Les Moonves is kind of douchey; and the TMZ staffers hate Game of Thrones spoilers.
The TMZ staffers debate Michael Douglas' claim that he got throat cancer from performing oral sex; and Keyshawn Johnson knows the difference between white people and black people.
The TMZ staffers discuss the benefits of the "leave a penny, take a penny."
The Game confuses Amanda Bynes for Jodi Arias; and Hayden Panettiere shows off her extremely charming side.
Al Pacino has soft hands; and the TMZ staffers getting into shouting match over Chief Keef.
In honor of Memorial Day, Harvey rides the TMZ Tour Bus in New York City and sees if the people riding the bus can relate to past show clips.
The TMZ staffers get excited that Blake Griffin is driving a Kia - It must not take much for them.
Derek Hough wants to watch fat girls dance; and DeAndre Jordan would rather be a big meathead than a scrawny brainiac.
The TMZ staffers find out that Harvey wears women's gardening shoes as his everyday shoes.
will.i.am doesn't want to talk about Justin Bieber being booed or his gas guzzling car and he comes off looking like a complete jackass.
Aretha Franklin sings for the TMZ camera man.
Kim Kardashian wears tight heels on her fat feet; and the black TMZ staffers have a black-off.
The TMZ camera man catches Paul Michael Glaser coming out of a medical marijuana dispensary; and the TMZ staffer who loves and defends everything Kim Kardashian does, is starting to give the same treatment to Kanye West.
A TSA agent can smell the weed on Wiz Khalifa; and Wade Robson won't say why he waited so long to accuse Michael Jackson of molesting him - while Alfonso Ribeiro is sad that Michael Jackson didn't molest him - hopefully he's joking.
Anthony Bourdain fails miserably at being funny; and the TMZ staffer who loves and defends everything Kim Kardashian does, defends Kim Kardashian for defending Kanye West for walking into a street sign and flipping out on the paparazzi.
Kanye West walks into a s street sign and blames the paparazzi for hurting his noggin; Mel Gibson sings a George Jones song; Farrah Abraham clearly doesn't know where children come from, despite already having one; and Jermaine Jackson comes to Michael Jackson's defense over the new allegations of child sexual abuse.moreless
Dennis Rodman thinks he an actually get things done in North Korea and President Obama can't do f*** all.
Dolvett Quince says there isn't any health benefits to twerking; and the TMZ staffer that defends everything Kim Kardashian does is outraged that Vogue cropped Kim Kardashian out of a picture.
Tara Reid is an awesome drunkard; and who is Katherine Webb again?
Shanna Moakler proves to be a complete idiot; and Blake Griffin is all sad because he failed to get a ball in a hoop more than someone else.
Harvey equates babies to stupid dogs.
TMZ gets their hands on the Reese Witherspoon dash cam arrest footage; Jason Alexander has to listen to the TMZ camera man's horrible Jerry Seinfeld impression; and is Paris Hilton making a come back?
Kris Jenner doesn't want want to talk about sexualizing her children - she's a horrible mother.
Wyclef Jean's got an AK-47 on the streets of New York - oh wait, it's just a guitar; and the TMZ staffers go full nerdgasm on Game of Thrones.
Tara Reid guests hosts.
Anne Hathaway wants nothing to do with the paparazzi.
Master P doesn't like dancing flash mobs.
Ronda Rousey does the splits; and the TMZ staffer who loves and defends everything Kim Kardashian does thinks she's more attractive, when she's all fat, than most all women - sure guy.
The TMZ staffer who loves and defends anything Kim Kardashian does, rips John Malkovich - someone with actual talent.
David Spade always has to explain that he's famous - not really surprising.
Reese Witherspoon gets arrested - hopefully everybody knows who she is.
Christoph Waltz informs us on Austrian cuisine; and the TMZ staffers try to figure out if Blake Griffin is black or white.
Godfrey makes the TMZ staffers uncomfortable.
Heath Locklear gives her secret to anti-aging; and Method Man is tired of being associated with smoking pot, then proceeds to talk about smoking pot.
Kim Kardashian turns into a creep and pimps out a video of her younger sister sunbathing.
Justin Bieber is exposed to be the biggest douchebag ever - thanks to Anne Frank; and Kevin Hart does the morally right thing of owning up to his DUI - his lawyer is probably not very happy with him though.
Tara Reid doesn't think she needs to go to rehab.
NeNe Leakes doesn't mind being mistaken for Mary J. Blige, like she was on a previous episode of TMZ; and Ron Howard gives his list of consistent actors.
Sarah Hyland either loves or hates the TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers think the Teen Mom who made a porno with James Deen is going to be a huge star now, because of what happened with Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian - never mind that everyone thinks they're huge sluts and famous for nothing.moreless
Snooki thinks pregnancy is disgusting and she is an authority on all things disgusting; Britney Spears thinks it's great that Annette Funicello died - wait, what?; and have the TMZ staffers finally got tired of talking about Kim Kardashian?
Drake Bell is afraid of Justin Bieber's fans; and the TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian, continues to defend her fat talentless ass.
Kim Kardashian calls the cops on the paparazzi, because she's a fat ass that can't stop eating.
Magic Johnson has a sit down interview with Harvey to discuss his son coming out as a homosexual.
The TMZ camera man gives Chris Hansen a fake name.
Kevin Connolly was voted "most likely to be famous" in high school - he's still trying; and Chris Brown finally admits he's a douchebag.
The TMZ camera men talk to Paul Walker, Breckin Meyer and Sisqo - Welcome to 1999 everybody.
Rob Kardashian is just like all the other Kardashians - a talentless fat ass; and Harvey wants a kiss from Shaquille O'Neal?
Sean Penn's son is exactly like him - with a pinch of racism; and Justin Bieber continues to act like a spoiled brat.
Paul Anka thinks Jay-Z is acting inappropriately towards him; Stevie Wonder listens to his own music - who can blame him?; Richard Simmons does bun squeezes while talking to the TMZ camera man; and Kim Kardashian is a big fat liar, with her big fat ass.
Khloe Kardashian doesn't believe in being smart - the understatement of all time; and the TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian continues to defend Kim Kardashian's fat ass.
Lil Wayne wants the world to know he's doing fine - oh and he has a new album coming out; and Dustin Hoffman is proud of his farts.
Rich Sommer doesn't stare at Jon Hamm's penis - why not though?; Glen Campbell does his Donald Duck impression - then he forgets where is; and the TMZ staffer who will defend Kim Kardashian to the bitter end, knows way too much about her - like stalkerish too much.
Tara Reid gets praised for being honest.
NeNe Leakes isn't NeNe Leakes or Mary J. Blige; Thomas Lennon proves he's the coolest guy alive; and the TMZ staffers make a big deal about Coming to America being written by white guys - a movie that came out in 1988.
Peter Dinklage doesn't know the rules to the Game of Thrones drinking game.
The TMZ staffers enjoy diarrhea.
The TMZ camera man asks Dennis Rodman about the pope - seriously; and the TMZ staffer who loves and defends everything Kim Kardashian does - well, he's a complete retard.
Michael Bay gives the TMZ camera man exclusive access to the Paramount Studios lot and his new movie Pain & Gain.
Ne-Yo drops a bombshell - he used to be married; and the TMZ staffers argue over if Paula Patton and Robin Thicke had sex in the bathroom at a party.
Kevin Costner asks the TMZ camera man to update him on one of his lawsuits; Jimmie Johnson gets asked stupid questions by the TMZ camera man - go figure; and Kris Jenner is a horrible person.
Justin Bieber continues to be annoying; Mark Cuban isn't amused by the TMZ camera man; LeAnn Rimes is a prodigy?; and the TMZ staffers are fascinated with Google Glass.
Michael Douglas is so going to fire someone for leaving him stranded at LAX; Laila Ali doesn't know who Ronda Rousey is? - Them's fightin' words!; Kim Kardashian is a huge pompous ass; and the TMZ staffers over think Michelle Obama announcing the winner of the Best Picture at the Academy Awards.moreless
Alex Trebeck is lacking in Justin Bieber trivia; Bree Olson rips her fellow goddess; and what's Ron Jeremy up to after his aneurysm?
Who would John Travolta want to fly an airplane with?; Psycho Mike has advice for women on how to be more attractive; and the TMZ staffers mock Jessica Biel's dancing - awesome.
Gary Busey continues to talk gibberish; and Tyra Banks now looks like an alien.
The Mayor of Los Angeles doesn't want to be seen with the Game.
Billy Bob Thornton has his red wings - that's gross; Ted Turner can't hear very well; and the TMZ staffers continue to hate on Alec Baldwin - while they lap Kim Kardashian's large no talent ass.
The TMZ staffers argue over where Kim Kardashian ate - really, people fighting over where a porn star ate.
The TMZ staffers freak out when they find out Kiefer Sutherland is 59 years-old - only Kiefer isn't that old.
Artie Lange looks horribly bad; and the TMZ staffers want to know what is in Magic Johnson's pharmacy bag.
Shaquille O'Neal wants to be Harvey's Valentine.
Patrick Carney slaps down Justin Bieber; Chris Brown is still acting like a child - oh and he crashed his car, that he says wasn't his fault; and Jordin Sparks sings with the TMZ camera man.
The TMZ camera man wonders if Randy Orton uses wrestling moves between the sheets.
The TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian still thinks Lindsay Lohan is going to win an Oscar - yeah, he's clearly delusional.
Kim Kardashian is so stressed out - because doing nothing is absolutely taxing; and Jessica Chastain doesn't want to talk to the TMZ camera man - who can blame her?
Jenny McCarthy may be attractive, but she's as dumb as a doorknob; and Nick Hogan is just as dumb as Jenny McCarthy.
Justin Bieber is still a spoiled little brat; Lil' Kim doesn't look the same anymore - and takes credit for Nicki Minaj's success; A.J. McCarron is stuck in denial; and the TMZ staffers continue the Beyoncé lip syncing story following her Super Bowl performance.
Matt Leinart fans yell at him - saying he sucks, so maybe they aren't fans.
TMZ continues to make Ross Matthews relevant for some reason; and the TMZ camera man yells "what's in the box" at Brad Pitt which leads to an epic montage by the TMZ staffers.
The TMZ staffers won't let the Beyoncé lip syncing story die - then the TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian defends her again, for the second straight episode.
Moises Arias had no clue who Harrison Ford is - wait, who's Moises Arias though?; and the TMZ staffers wonder what Madame Tussauds should do with Lance Armstrong's wax statue - then the TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian spazs out defending her.
Chris Brown continues to act like the little girl he is; Tate Donovan has a weapon in his possession - a SAG Award; Burton Gilliam is awesome; and the TMZ staffers are shocked that an actual NFL player doesn't want Tim Tebow on their team - they really shouldn't be reporting on sports.moreless
Jeremy Piven doesn't want to talk to Jerry Ferrara? - Who could blame him; and the TMZ staffers love a TSA agent who sings.
Will Arnett doesn't like underage video game players; and a TMZ staffer comes in sick, which worries all the other TMZ staffers.
The TMZ staffers care too much about Beyoncé Knowles lip syncing.
Thomas Lennon squeezes the TMZ camera man's testicles.
The TMZ camera man pervs over Emilia Clarke.
Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose aren't married; and the annoying TMZ staffer thinks Howard Stern is a better interviewer than Oprah Winfrey - really.
Don Cheadle gets stuck with two stupid camera men; and Billy Zane can't chose between Pacino or DeNiro.
Nicki Minaj wants A-1 sauce on her steak, while eating at a steakhouse; what super power would Dominic Monaghan want?; and Kim Kardashian is a bigger prostitute than Amber Rose.
The TMZ staffers argue who has been with the most women: Bill Clinton or Kobe Bryant.
Jimmy Fallon helps the TMZ camera man get through the trauma of seeing his grandmother naked; Harvey's love affair with Rene Russo is mutually accepted; and the TMZ staffers loved the Golden Globe Awards - of course they did.
Sam Elliott is awesome enough to not stick to his endorsement deals; Cam Gigandet is a hipster? - but who's Cam Gigandet?; and the TMZ staffers are stupid when it comes to relating movie violence to real life violence - then they argue over Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. They should not be taken seriously at all.moreless
Katt Williams and the TMZ staffers are stupid about racism.
The TMZ staffers argue whether or not the saying is "bold face lie" or "bald face lie."
Chalrie Sheen calls the Mayor of Los Angeles a liar; and none of the TMZ staffers want to use Harvey's shower, because he urinates in it.
Wiz Khalifa has a P.S.A.; Michael Bublé was fired from Chuck E. Cheese; Shanola Hampton knows she looks good; and a TMZ staffer wasn't sure if Big Ang wasn't a transvestite or not - who could blame them?
The TMZ staffers compare Harvey to Hitler.
Jane Fonda has a new work-out tape; Richard Dreyfuss really likes gift cards; and David Spade tells the worst joke ever - but that's no big surprise.
In honor of New Year's Day, the TMZ staffers sing parody songs to pitch past show clips.
In honor of New Year's Eve, the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips, if Harvey guesses who the clip is about the staffer receives a prize.
Donnell Rawlings rips into Spike Lee; Nick Stahl gets arrested for touching himself, while in an adult bookstore; and Richard Simmons screams like a woman when he gets his foot ran over.
Jade Cole is very drunk; Mel Gibson has will power; Matt Lauer doesn't like being yelled at; and Harvey won't let the staffers say "lets get ready to rumble."
Jessica Simpson is lazy, still fat and pregnant again; Rihanna makes bad life choices.
In honor of Christmas, the TMZ staffers pitch past show clips, with clues to whom they're about and if Harvey can guess who the clip is about, the staffer gets a snowball thrown at them.
Mel Gibson is awesome; Katt Williams has another run-in with the law; what's the one thing Lindsay Lohan won't do?; Kim Kardashian makes a good point about Instagram - but she's still annoying; Madonna yells at smokers; and Harvey is obsessed with Jane Fonda and Ted Turner.
Felix Baumgartner talks poop in space; and the TMZ staffers don't know how to take care of hamsters.
Bronson Pelletier is a bold faced liar - allegedly; Gary Busey is still the one, and he's having fun; the TMZ staffers share stories about how they've clogged up toilets.
Joanna Krupa mounts her boyfriend on the beach; Bob Harper gives tips on how to get on the Biggest Loser; and the TMZ staffers break news: the Kardashian Family are a bunch of douches.
Elijah Wood fights to save a taco stand; where does Tracy Morgan go to pick up women?; and the TMZ staffers go nuts over the possibility of Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson being pregnant.
Blake Shelton wonders how anyone who's in Hollywood doesn't drink; and Harvey's fun facts remain to be unfun.
Phil Jackson doesn't have any intention of going back to the Lakers; Don Rickles doesn't like the annoying TMZ camera man; and the TMZ staffers talk about fat Chris Christie.
Everybody wants to see Lindsay Lohan go to jail; and Harvey didn't know Cedric Yarbrough and Cedric the Entertainer were two separate people.
Cher doesn't know how to take a compliment; and the TMZ staffers wonder what kind of questions the Pope would get, since he has joined Twitter.
Ian Somerhalder may not be a fan of Mitt Romney; what is making Brooke Mueller so exhausted?; Kiefer Sutherland gives his Christmas tree recommendation; and Harvey freaks out little kids.
A.J. McLean guest hosts; the Backstreet Boys want to have a fight with boy bands; and the TMZ staffers love Kim Kardashian for some strange reason.
Mark Cuban guest hosts; and Karina Smirnoff doesn't think very highly of Honey Boo Boo and her family.
Supermodel Chrissy Teigen guest hosts; Bob Barker doesn't like the ending to Happy Gilmore; and Billy Bob Thronton would be willing to go to Angelina Jolie's wedding to Brad Pitt.
John Henson from Wipeout guest hosts; and stupid photo seekers pick Jerry Springer over Mandy Patinkin.
Kyle Richards guest hosts; Katt Williams slaps a Target employee; Kate Middleton is pregnant; and Tom Selleck shatters the fourth wall on Magnum P.I.
John Henson from Wipeout guest hosts; Lindsay Lohan has a lot in common with a fish; Kelsey Grammer shows off his baby's car seat; and the TMZ staffers go in-depth on Movember.
Lindsay Lohan gets arrested for punching another woman, after getting jealous over a member of a boy band; and Camille Grammer calls Kelsey Grammer irresponsible - pot meet kettle.
Gilbert Gottfried has a lot to say about Elmo; autograph seekers want nothing to do with Erin Andrews; and if we've learned anything in 2012, it's that Jessica Simpson is a lazy f*ck.
Angus T. Jones' spiritual advisor may be a little unstable; Marco Rubio thinks that the Kardashians offer something to the community - which means he would make an awful President; and the TMZ staffers like the idea of a Oprah Winfrey and Dolly Parton sex tape.
Olivier Martinez beats down Gabriel Aubry over Halle Berry on Thanksgiving; Sam Elliott talks awesome mustaches; and the TMZ staffers argue over Jessica Simpson's weight loss.
In honor of Black Friday, Harvey pitches past show clips to the TMZ staffers, if they correctly identify the clip they win a prize.
In honor of Thanksgiving Harvey must guess past show clips that are being pitched, if he guesses incorrectly, he and the TMZ staffer gets pied in the face.
Doug Ellin gives an update on the Entourage movie - that's still a thing?; Sib Vicious' song about doughnuts is the voice of new generation?; and the TMZ camera man embarrasses himself infront of Gabby Douglas.
Josh Duhamel couldn't wait to get a finger - up there; TMZ's own Kelly gets catty with Andie MacDowell over her make-up ads; and the TMZ staffers debate the merits of urinating in the shower.
Bruce Jenner quashes rumors that he's getting divorced from Kris Jenner - who cares?; if you don't know what Pitbull is saying, get Rosetta Stone papi; and Pat Riley doesn't want to remake Gone with the Wind - wait what?
Taj Gibson and his friends are really drunk; why can't Ben Savage talk about the Boy Meets World reboot?; and TMZ's own Max wouldn't sleep with a Jared Leto in drag on purpose - but wouldn't mind if it happen?
The Miz is tired of being called the worst guest in TMZ's history; who doesn't like Dick Van Dyke?; Snoop Dogg is speaking with a Jamican accent; and the TMZ staffers fight over Bono and U2.
Rosanna Arquette calls into question the TMZ camera man's profession; Les Moonves would hire a homeless person - of course he would, look at all the terrible shows on CBS; TMZ gets Crosby, Stills and Nash: David Crosby, Stephen Stills and Steve Nash; and the TMZ staffers wonder who would pay for dinner between Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen.moreless
R. Lee Ermey would support his dog, if it were gay; the TMZ camera man congratulates Robin Thicke on his "double digits" talent; Emmy Rossum isn't a vegetarian anymore; and the female TMZ staffers would definitely sleep with Justin Beiber.
John Henson is in the middle of a TMZ camera man fail that includes Dan Marino; C.S. Lee doesn't use pick-up lines; and Courtney Stodden's mother defends herself, saying she was a good mother.
Don Lemon starts a Twitter war with Jonah Hill; Stephen Moyer wants his kid to have an English accent; and the TMZ camera man asks Kyra Sedgwick if she's ever heard of six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
The female TMZ staffers go nuts over a picture of David Beckham's package.
Was Diane Sawyer drunk on election night?; Marlon Wayans is really excited that Barack Obama was re-elected President; and Martin Lawrence is coming back to television?
Joanna Krupa isn't a hooker - but she'd be worth every penny; how are Amy Schumer and Rchel Feinstein coping after Hurricane Sandy?; Phillip Phillips doesn't want to talk about his family - but his album is coming out soon; and TMZ runs down the greatest celebrity moms ever.
Chevy Chase tries to be funny - maybe; Peter Gallagher and the TMZ camera man bond over rugby; and Harvey is tired that Christmas season is starting in early November - who can't blame him?
Samuel L. Jackson thinks Disney cheated George Lucas; Cris Judd probably doesn't want to talk about Jennifer Lopez; Wayne Gretzky puts himself on par with Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan; and the TMZ staffers are mad that Nicholas Sparks kills off characters from his books.
Chris Brown shows he really is an idiot; and TMZ falls for Khloe Kardashian's booby trap.
It's Halloween in the TMZ newsroom and everyone is all dressed up.
Harvey acts like a bratty child - which isn't too far off from how he really acts.
Paul Scheer isn't Nate Corddry, or Chris Hansen, or Vin Diesel; Henry Cavill is British, but playing Superman?; and the TMZ staffers try to figure out a way to weigh CoCo's ass.
Cee Lo Green takes the TMZ Bus Tour; the singer of Foster the People gets kicked out of a Prince concert; and Meat Loaf sings horribly for Mitt Romney.
The TMZ staffers give their awesomely bad opinions on sports.
The TMZ staffers spoil the ending of Argo for Harvey; and then a TMZ staffer tries to eat entire box of Oreo Candy Corn Cookies in ten minutes.
Felix Baumgartner is more interesting than Kim Kardashian; Jaleel White might want to lower his sperm count?; Christian Louboutin explains his stupid red sole shoe; and Bobbi Kristina Brown doesn't want to talk about possibly marrying her brother.
Katt Williams is upset that Faizon Love is talking about street business; Chris Pratt talks about getting fat - Anna Faris loves 'em fat; and Cee Lo plays The Voice with the TMZ camera man.
The country of Beirut may sue Showtime over Homeland; Joanna Kurpa says she's still not a hooker - while wearing a see-thru top; and the TMZ staffers think David Bowie is walking the streets of New York by himself.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's former maid/mistress read his new book; and Marisa Zanuck will fit right in with the other woman on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Paul Ryan may not be a fan of Homeland; Jennie Finch isn't Brooke Hogan; and the TMZ camera man talks creepily to the women at the Playboy casting call.
Honey Boo Boo and her mother stop by TMZ Live; The Bachelor can continue to be racist; and the TMZ staffers wonder if Paul Ryan is a douchebag or not - spoiler alert: He totally is.
Kanye West flips out on the paparazzi - which the video is too expensive for TMZ to buy; Gun Play pistol whips his accountant and its caught on video; and Laird Hamilton gives tips on how to survive a shark attack.
Lindsay Lohan is a liar; Snoop Dogg says f*ck Sprite; Lisa Ann has stripped at a Bat Mitzvah; Jenny McCarthy is a complete airhead; and Larry the Cable Guy says there are different levels of rednecks.
Britney Spears isn't crazy anymore?; Leslie Jordan says it's important to vote; and TMZ claims it made Las Vegas $23 million off the nude Prince Harry pictures.
Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan get into a fight; and the TMZ staffers try to figure out if Wayne Newton lost a wallaby.
Mel Brooks drinks wine on the streets of Los Angeles; John Morrison got slapped by a monkey; and Hulk Hogan's sex tape is discussed at length.
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman's separation makes the TMZ staffers sad; the TMZ camera man disturbs Ben Affleck while he's eating McDonald's in his car; Gavin Rossdale likes Gwen Stafani's music; and Harvey's question for either Joe Biden or Paul Ryan could backfire on the TMZ camera man.
The TMZ staffers act out the Hulk Hogan sex tape; Joanna Krupa isn't a hooker - or a cheap one at that; Stevie Wonder makes a blind joke; and Harvey takes exception to a mortuary sending him junk mail.
Anderson Cooper slaps down Star Jones; Rihanna may be dating Chris Brown again - so she'll be slapped down eventually; and Christina Aguilera shows off her cleavage.
Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey fight on the set of American Idol; and the TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian also loves Justin Bieber - could he be more of a bigger douche?
Nick Cannon doesn't think both people in a relationship need to work - how ironic; Richard Rawlings takes multiple shots at Jesse James; and the TMZ staffer who loves Kim Kardashian is a horrible person.
Jason Aldean gets caught cheating on his wife; Dave Grohl gets help catching a cab from the TMZ camera man; AnnaLynne McCord wanted to be an archaeologist because of Indiana Jones?; Carmen Electra doesn't answer if she's dating Simon Cowell; and TMZ updates us on all the major players from Joe Millionaire.moreless
Julianne Hough chops her hair off; what was Mark Cuban's worst investment?; and the TMZ staffers give tips on how to beat the cops in a high-speed chase.
Vera Wang only knows how to say "thank you"; and the TMZ staffers are really looking forward to the new season of Game of Thrones.
Rosario Dawson isn't afraid of any of the muppets on Sesame Street; Kim Kardashian is being stingy, by not showing off what made her famous; and the TMZ staffers try to figure out if Darius Rucker is a cowboy, black or a Mexican.
Liam Neeson will hunt down the autograph seekers if they try to sell his autograph; Lil Wayne is a juvenile spoiled brat; and the TMZ staffers don't care that they weren't nominated for an Emmy.
Kanye West has two sex tapes, which causes TMZ's own Mike to salivate; Aaron Paul has a clown car full of hot women; Flavor Flav thinks Miley Cyrus is Gwen Stafani; and Les Moonves is greedy.
Kate Upton leads to the TMZ staffers talking about incest.
Paris Hilton thinks all gay people have AIDS; Kim Kardashian continues to pitch a product that doesn't work; Alfonso Ribeiro isn't dead; and the TMZ staffers debate the eccentricities of the Beverly Hillbillies.
Lindsay Lohan gets arrested again - this time in New York City, instead of Los Angeles; Fred Willard completed his sex education course; Gary Busey likes to talk, a lot; Michael Weatherly wants to be Bill Clinton; Pete Sampras wants nothing to do with the TMZ camera man; and John Rich doesn't think it's cool for guys to ride a mechanical bull.moreless
Kristin Chenoweth is still recuperating; Shaun White gets arrested; Mr. Belding wrestles; and Harvey likes Nelly Furtado - or at least that one song she did in 1998.
Jon Cryer shows off his bloody injuries he got during the biking portion of the Malibu Triathlon; Ryan Lochte confirms Seth MacFarlane's impression of him is spot-on; and Harvey is excited that Elizabeth Shue and Andrew Shue ate together.
Camilla Poindexter takes us on a trip to Jiggly Land; The Miz doesn't know why the TMZ staffers hate him; the TMZ camera man does magic tricks for Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight; and the TMZ staffers try to answer the long unknown question: why do black people wear jeans at the beach?moreless
Nick Cassavetes doesn't think his incest comment will hurt his career - but of course TMZ takes his comment out of context.
Simon Cowell gets his words twisted by the TMZ staffers; Tara Reid falls over a moped - or was she pushed?; the TMZ staffers fight over a fat Jessica Simpson; and Aaron Rodgers calls out the poor reporting of TMZ.
The TMZ camera man talks to a rapper who is famous on MySpace - sixth season clearly equals scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
Tom Arnold talks about stupid tattoos; Simon Baker doesn't like to be wobbly; Ray J gets mobbed by older white women, who clearly doesn't know who he is; and Harvey thinks Charlie Sheen is Charles Manson.
Drew Carey explains why Bob Barker wasn't invited to the Price Is Right's 40th Anniversary Special; Mariah Carey is more delusional than anyone thought; and TMZ's own Mike should embrace his creepiness - because he kind of is and he likes Kim Kardashain.
The TMZ staffers think that Julian and Joaquin Castro are creepy - probably because they aren't close with Kim Kardashian.
Kanye West is proud that his b*tch Kim Kardashian was in a sextape - that's one classy couple; and LL Cool J doesn't want to talk to the TMZ camera man, because he's getting in the zone to film a scene for NCIS: Los Angeles.
Seal isn't happy that his ex-wife Heidi Klum is now sleeping with their bodyguard; Dean Cain is a complete idiot and dope; Courtney Stodden still thinks she's going to be in Playboy; Richard Dean Anderson isn't really MacGyver; and the TMZ staffers investigate a photo of Prince Philip to see if it shows his penis - six seasons of hard hitting celebrity news.moreless
In honor of Labor Day the TMZ staffers rap their pitches of past show clips.